I need $165 by the 23rd or they're shutting off my power... What do Sup Forums?

I need $165 by the 23rd or they're shutting off my power... What do Sup Forums?

Buy a decent pair of 'jumper cables' and open up the nearest lamp post...
Jerry rig your mains to the street light. Done.

Failing that there are other options.

Pay your fucking bills

Seriously, how do you losers never pay your fucking bills in time?

Nothing, I'm sure it will all work out

kill yourself

I would gladly pay my bills if I had the money to do so. But when the power company tacks on $445 in unknown fees, and you don't even make that in 2 weeks, it's a tad difficult to manage.

sux dix

Backpage hookers make 100-150 bux/ trick. I suggest doing that

What sort of garbage job has you making less than 445 in two weeks? Get a real job idiot.

mug people

Nigga there aren't any real jobs. The highest achievable income in this area is $22,000 a year. We have more homeless people than buildings. The only jobs that even hire other than nursing or CDL driving are menial fast food or retail jobs. I make $7.75 an hour and only get 20 or less hours a week. To get a job to match my bills I'd have to drive about 8 hours round trip every day

Watch Roseanne. She shows how to bypass that with comedy

>get a real job
Dude when i was in highschool i worked at a kroger, they made me do everything from digging trash out of compost bins (nothing but rotting fruits and veggies), clean the floors of the meat department, scrub down ago the blood from the meat that's cut all day, sweep the entire store, and just none stop shit. For only about $8 an hour.

My job now is just a comfy desk job where i simply fill out some paper work, watch a few videos, make a few calls, talk to a few people, and boom $31 an hour.
My first job was way worse and harder than my current job yet the one i have now is "a real job".

Have you asked the company about the unknown fees?

quit smoking cause i know you do

fuckin bundle up, faggot. go beg on a street corner, not on the internet, you fuckin degenerate. you can afford to be on Sup Forums but not your power bill? boo, you're a waste of space.

Of you're only making 20 hours a week and the only joins you can find are jobs that only give you 20 a week, then simply get a second job. I know that won't help you in the situation you're in now, but still after that you'll be set. And if you say you don't have the time to work a second job then you don't actually want the money and you deserve to get kicked out of your apartment.

At what point did I ask for money? I don't want your fucking charity you intolerable asshat. I asked for advice not cash.

never get tired of these "when i was in highschool i had it so hard" stories

Increase your power level. 9001 should do it.

Stop spending your cash on shit like drugs and alcohol. No sympathy for you whatsoever.

Different user but..
Also if you're taking care of pets then get rid of them, they eat up your funds and keep you in poverty. You can't imagine how many poor people I've seen that have like 5 pets in their house.

Going off what he said, yeah it's sad to see a pet go. But if you can truly say "I'd rather be with my dog than pay bills" then i don't know. If anything give them to someone you know, maybe they could take care of them until you get back on your feat.

Last time I gave a dog away, the goddamn hillbillies ate it...

Have you talked to the power company?
Find out what the new mystery charges are and see if they will work with you by breaking the extra up into smaller additions over the next few months. If its winter and cold where you are they will sometimes workings out rather that turn off power in the cold a risk someone freezeing. In fact in some places the can't turn it off if its below certain temps for that reason.

donating plasma twice by then is totally doable and you can pick up about $60 that way

look for cleaning jobs on craigslist, likely make $100 easily that way

what do you do for work now?

Vanquish evil.

AEP is the fucking devil. The amount due isnt even 30 days overdue and I've already made payments on it. This is the second time they've done this. I didn't even finish paying off last winters bills till September. Currently I owe $612 and $165 is due immediately to avoid disconnection. I can pay the $165 off my next paycheck but then I'll be short over $400 on the rest and $250 for the rent. The company only really works with you one time and then they do everything in their power to fuck you over. They've been sued multiple times and are currently being sued for this price gouging shit.

ive been in your shoes. ended up being homeless, living in shelters and sometimes sleeping in bushes next to government offices. its not fun, but you wont die. i suggest spending your days looking for work.

>You brought this to yourself!

McDonald's... Didn't want to work there in the first place because I knew I'd get stuck there, but at the time they were the only place hiring.

time to start sucking dick, kid

Nothing, the universe is balanced,if something needs to happen it will happen.

hit the casino is your only hope

I do not believe that. The universe is anything but balanced. I mean we're rocketing towards an eventual heat death ever day. Entropy is the nature of both the universe and my life