Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?

Ask her when's Katy Perry getting there

Ask her to talk to my wife. She fucking loves her

I'll be gentle and take it slowly, so that the next 3:30 minutes will be more fun than listening to any of her songs.

Grab her bare ass for a dollar

Turn myself around in an angle of 180° and walk away

>turn 360º
>walk away

Ask her how did she get out of my basement trap

So you'd walk into her again. Go back to math class you dumb kid.......

pretend to be a dog and sniff her butt

But with 180° you would walk to the right

probably melt in her presence. huge taytay fanboy over here.

RRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!

L()L N3WF4G

if you turned 360º you would still be in front of her retard

Are you mental? Obviously get her pregnant right off the bat.

newfag

Make her lasagne.

turn 90° and crabwalk away

ive been on Sup Forums since '93 kid

Ask her to hold my cock while I take a shit so it won't get sand on it

Newfags on the loose

>trespassers will be shot on sight

Do a 360 and moonwalk outta there.

Turn 180 degrees and moon walk away

huh?

Choke her to death and dispose of the body. Stopping that no talent bitch from making further music would advance humanity.

Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk onto her cock.

We should date, I always wanted my own breakup song!

Chop off "her" penis and show it to the world.

I'd tell slenderman to get out of my house

So you should know that anyone who started lurking past '91 is considered newfag.

She's too busy fucking niggers and tweeting about big black cocks.

Grab her by the pussy

Ask her why the fuck she's trespassing my property