>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?
Walk into your home
Ask her when's Katy Perry getting there
Ask her to talk to my wife. She fucking loves her
I'll be gentle and take it slowly, so that the next 3:30 minutes will be more fun than listening to any of her songs.
Grab her bare ass for a dollar
Turn myself around in an angle of 180° and walk away
>turn 360º
>walk away
Ask her how did she get out of my basement trap
So you'd walk into her again. Go back to math class you dumb kid.......
pretend to be a dog and sniff her butt
But with 180° you would walk to the right
probably melt in her presence. huge taytay fanboy over here.
RRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!
L()L N3WF4G
if you turned 360º you would still be in front of her retard
Are you mental? Obviously get her pregnant right off the bat.
newfag
Make her lasagne.
turn 90° and crabwalk away
ive been on Sup Forums since '93 kid
Ask her to hold my cock while I take a shit so it won't get sand on it
Newfags on the loose
>trespassers will be shot on sight
Do a 360 and moonwalk outta there.
Turn 180 degrees and moon walk away
huh?
Choke her to death and dispose of the body. Stopping that no talent bitch from making further music would advance humanity.
Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk onto her cock.
We should date, I always wanted my own breakup song!
Chop off "her" penis and show it to the world.
I'd tell slenderman to get out of my house
So you should know that anyone who started lurking past '91 is considered newfag.
She's too busy fucking niggers and tweeting about big black cocks.
Grab her by the pussy
Ask her why the fuck she's trespassing my property