DeGrom vs. Colon edition
Lineups:
>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
6. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
7. Rene Rivera (R) C
8. T.J. Rivera (R) 1B
9. Jacob deGrom (L) P
>barves
1. Ender Inciarte (L) CF
2. Adonis Garcia (R) 3B
3. Freddie Freeman (L) 1B
4. Matt Kemp (R) LF
5. Nick Markakis (L) RF
6. Tyler Flowers (R) C
7. Jace Peterson (L) 2B
8. Dansby Swanson (R) SS
9. Bartolo Colon (R) P
sup guys. hope the barves fans got some lube for the assrape they're about to get from deGrominator.
Feel dirty for putting Bruce on my all-star ballot. Anyway, should be a good pitching duel until my game starts.
9 homers man. though i don't think anyone would have predicted at the beginning of the season that jay bruce would be our best player.
He deserves it, even if he is a douche.
>out 3 months, conservatively.
Yeah the .300 average and 29 hits is the most impressive, I think he was closer to .250 in Cinci but of course it's early in the season. Guy just needed to play the late '16 Phillies to get his shit together
gib series
Its 7:37 pm and Conforto just got another leadoff hit
CABRERA!!!
LETS TAKE THIS SERIES
1-0 top of the first. thats' what i'm talkin about.
michael conforto literally can't stop getting leadoff hits and scoring runs
Careful, according to a Mets fan in the general, the Braves have one of the most potent offenses in the league.
BBruce
>BBruce
oooooh fuck yes!!!
sorry Big Sexy. We need this win
WE DOUBLES NOW
this park is such a meme
>coitis granderson
what the fuck walker
tiara>belt
fukkk walker i saw ur bitch as running wit 1 out
>mest baserunning
...
lol bruce was yelling at him
degrom lookin solid af, non stop strikes.
save us degrom
>mfw Bartolo was fat near me
deGOAT
colon is scared shitless, he's pitching like garbage cause he knows those balls will fly the fuck right out if he throws the hea and gets caught on it.
heat*, rather
>old/fat
>142 runs given up so far this season by mets
ffs.
should be an error imo
KKK
where is vid of the flipout they're talking about, i read about it earlier but i didn't see any links to vids.
>Mentioning Sale
That man is weaponized autism
you mean the Machado one?
>be named Walker
>Walk
madman
i gotta be honest, this umpire is a fucking asshole. this is some umpball bullshit with his calls.
>walker
>walks
yesss grandy finally hit something!
granderson just earned himself another 15 starts in terry's mind
good shit grandy
>reyes
w-wait what?! holy shit.
>Grandy and Reyes do something back to back
What timeline is this?
How can one team be so shitty?
Take this sloppy fuck out the game already
>Conforto, you have 3 leadoff homers and the highes OBP for leadoff hitters in MLB, but we're gonna go in a different approach
>Colon grooving pitches so that his buddies can get out of slumps
what a guy
>w-we'll take him
oh fucking hell yes 5-0!!! bartolo is a fucking disaster tonight. and i will certainly take that.
Honestly. I wouldn't put it past him.
He gave Dee Gordon a leadoff homer, his first homer of career, during that Jose Fernandez night.
He is far past caring about stats, good starts, and achievements.
wut
HAHAHAAHAHAHA THIS FUCKING BASERUNNING
wait what happened. they they hidden ball trick into a double play? wheres replay REEEEEEE
What the hell Jose?
Tfw Noah syndergaard hair hat day is no longer a thing
>reyes
What just happened?
C'mon Reyes.
>mets in charge of base running
>Reyes
Just
...
3 months
23-5
Terry Collins need to be fired immediately. Players obviously don't give a shit and nobody is getting chewed out for getting doubled up on pop ups twice in one fucking game
good times
>the "d" on degroms Jersey is an upside down p
That has no meaning. You move on from it
If he wasn't fired for a 23-5 loss he isn't gonna be fired now
>Big Game James
Reyes pls
yeah man, was amazing shit to watch that.
>reyes
Harvey hits the DL next.
my triceps are sore already. i'm still doing the, everytime reyes fails i do 10 pushups thing. and its only the 3rd inning.
Reyes trying to lose this game for the mets.
I was hoping we'd finally seen the last of that shit.
Yeah, I'm sure they had concentration lapses because they don't care. That must be it. Let's fire the manager.
>it's almost like terry isn't an inept train wreck of a manager or something
fuck
yeah
They're gonna blow it aren't they
>It's not the manger's fault his player's are lazy and fucking up simple baseball mechanics
You must be very successful in the business world.
Really, though, Terry deserves to be fired for much more than just that.
makes those baserunning errors seem pretty stupid
Check out this hot meme
>melts
Thoughts?
Just tuned in this inning, this was my fault guys, sorry
>You must be very successful in the business world.
I'm unemployed
>Really, though, Terry deserves to be fired for much more than just that.
like what?
>deGrom injured now too
Fuck me up senpai
CATCH THAT FUCKING ONE YOU STUPID SPIC INCIARTE
oh man we coulda ran that run in.
how the fuck does Walker not score. He's standing on second when the ball hit the one
the wall*
needed sac fly
gj reyes
>Swanson
thanks barves
>barves
bahahahahah bumbling fools!
>swanson
ROTY top kek
The easier question is what has he done right
I think Walker and Sherlock are both gunshy
FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!
deGOAT
SO MANY FUCKING DOUBLES
Well fuck.... That escalated quickly.
DEGOAT
>collmenter
>swansons
>flowers
>barves
loving every laugh
Couldn't even get the tag JESUS CHRIST