Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.
Wyatt Perez
Dump
Wyatt Brown
dump
William Moore
it's time to stop posting mate. you had a good run.
Luke Harris
I thought I could smell piss.........................................................................................................................................................................................Knock knock....
John Flores
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Thomas Mitchell
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Brody Wood
Is dis log steamy enough?
Nathan Martinez
But is it creamy enough...
Jayden Morales
Clogging And logging baby
Gabriel Wilson
sad sad barstard
A real fuckwit of the highest order, man I hope you ain't got kids cause they must have some sore sore arseholes...
Poor little fuckers, you must be in and out of their rooms all night playing 'Hunt the dark star' ..'pin the tail on the donkey'...etc
Levi Jones
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John Cook
Clog em
Parker Ramirez
Dump
Evan Carter
I actually do have two boys. We don't play whatever the fuck your talking about. I do make them recite log pasta each day and eat only foods that look like shit (meatloaf, brownies, etc.). My wife filed for divorce when I lost my job over logposting, but I killed the bitch and told the kids she moved to japan kekekekekek. I'm pulling them out of school so that they can fill out recaptchas for me
Alexander Perez
Issac hayes retardo... that fucking proves it, you are just a fat no mate cunt, and definitely ream the old sprogs out during the night.
All this log shit eating bollox you drone on about is just a pack of attention seeking nonsense just to divert away from the fact you love a bit of 'chicken'.
wank wank wank wank.................
Easton Garcia
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Jacob Lopez
Your complaint has been logged
Isaiah King
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Luke Jones
Don't lie fuckwit YOU know exactly what Games I mention, no doubt you get 'kiddie fiddler' monthly as well.....
Your type really get me, I could live with shite eaters, but fucking 'Tiny tappers'.... damn shitstain.
Adam Martin
You're just mad andy wouldn't shit down your throat
Lincoln Reed
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Nathaniel Lopez
Jeez I am guessing you must have typed that response with your dick retardo, however many times do you stuff that low IQ response in a comment....got to post this log bollox cause mummy didn't buy you a bike... got spat on by the big boys at school...or did daddy make you his play toy...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Evan Kelly
fucking awful photoshop fag
Julian Rogers
Stay clogged, kid
Jack Rogers
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Jaxson Sullivan
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Jaxon Lee
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Xavier Reed
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Camden Baker
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Log thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a FJ Gold Account, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Log guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little **** laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat ******* ******, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on FJ posting about a ******* shitlog. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Shitlog-posting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is "Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx’s asshole?.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Forever....
Xavier Peterson
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Jordan Reed
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Ayden Torres
kek
Matthew Thomas
Oh the hate my friend.
Colton Moore
this isn't even funny enough to be copypasta. please try again.
Thomas Kelly
This one produced a kek.
Sebastian Brooks
It's existed longer than log posting faggot.
Jeremiah Parker
The topic I want to cover in this letter is big and complex, and I don't have much in the way of scientific data on it. Nor do I have a lot of hard statistics, just a number of general observations and a good bit of specific anecdotal material. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: Anyone who has spent much time wading through the pious, obscurantist, jargon-filled cant that now passes for “advanced” thought in the humanities already knows that being shielded from the consequences of his bad judgment and bad behavior has made Mr. Andy Biersack careless. What may be news, however, is that he wants to extend an upas shadow over all that is right and good. This desire is implanted in a part of his brain that's immune to reason or argument. Consequently, there's no chance that we can get him to see that when I was younger I wanted to help you reflect and reexamine your views on him. I still want to do that, but now I realize that he accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does he insist I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept his claim that the cure for evil is more evil? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be. One last thing: A moment's thought shows that Mr. Andy Biersack has become so self-deluded, so moved beyond the realm of reason, that I feel compelled to build an inclusive, nondiscriminatory movement for social and political change.
Angel White
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Ayden Wood
I've tried to keep quiet, but I just can't hold it in any longer. I have to tell everyone that Log of Shit accepts superstition for science, hokum and magic for medicine, monotone chanting for music, and lethargic passivity in lieu of discovery and inquiry. Allow me now to offer you an exemplum of how ornery Log of Shit can be: You may be wondering why alabandical blackguards latch onto Log of Shit's manuscripts. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why Log of Shit is typical of pathetic, prodigal deviants in its wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize its tirades. The only way out of Log of Shit's rat maze is to spark a powerful student movement that will fight for justice everywhere. It's that simple.
Henry Richardson
Logs, Logs will tear us a fart again Logs, Logs will tear us a fart again Logs, Logs will tear us a fart again
Matthew Miller
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Kevin Jackson
would you describe your current state of mind as euphoric by chance?
Caleb Sanders
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Matthew Allen
Personally, half asleep as it is 2am.
Jason Sanders
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Leo Ross
I can't keep living this lie, that creamy log is too good for me.
Tyler Wilson
The official Logboard.
Colton Jones
That's an angry looking Andy.
Xavier Moore
More like driven
Landon Walker
Uhh, such a dreamy one!
Owen Parker
Logged in and ready to bump
David Watson
Dubs logged
Jordan Turner
That's Dump, not bump. It's a Log thread after all.
Dylan Torres
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Austin Rogers
We have a call to arms, loggers
Brody Reed
What kind of pussy are the logposters into?
Julian Diaz
Cringe
Luke Cooper
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Christopher Miller
Cringe
Camden Perry
Slidd
Jose Hill
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Jason Green
Why are people so triggered by logs. Did Andy not clog their throats or something
Brody Allen
>so they can fill out recaptchas
Elijah Gomez
Personally I like fat/chubby/bbw women. I have sampled all types and white chubs are my favourite.
Lucas Robinson
Diarrhea syringe
Carter Brown
I wish logs didn't enrage faggots
Ryan Evans
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William Martinez
They do. The more the fag, the higher the rage.
Dominic Rivera
bet you also like the fact that they can't wipe properly so the only reason why they want to fuck is to keep your tongue busy and do themselves a favor. sick fag
Oliver Smith
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Wyatt Thompson
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Isaiah Hall
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Matthew Walker
That's not a product of being chubby
Andrew Jenkins
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Hudson Nelson
Would smash.
Blake Barnes
oh, that forced shit
Gabriel Allen
Logged and clogged, bagged and tagged.
Jose Scott
Never force a Log. You'll injure your anus.
Dylan Watson
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Ethan Collins
Poops!
Parker Carter
Poops a daisy
John Rodriguez
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Ryder Cooper
'Cause sometimes your ass feels fragile, it feels weak And when it feels weak you feel like your ass will just spill out of you
But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that sphincter strength And just push that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up And not be a one shitter quitter, no matter how bad you want to just fall flat on your face and prolapse
Yo log, yo log, yo throat clog log Yo log, yo log, yo throat clog log Yo log, yo log, yo throat clog log Yo log, yo log, yo throat clog log
'Til I prolapse I'm shitting these brraps long as you're longing 'Til the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not clogging 'em 'Cause when I am not then I'm a stop launching 'em And I am not shit-log and I'm just not Loginem Permissive cool mods don't tell me to stop postin' 'em Opponents are caught in webs I slidd 'em and keep roastin' 'em
Isaiah Kelly
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Nathaniel Gomez
Till I prolapse I'm shitting these logs long as you eat 'em Till the day that they stop you'll never say that I'm not slidding 'em ‘Cause when I am clogged, then I'ma stop shitting 'em And your are not an log boi and I am just not Andy Sixx Steam-supreme cream logs, when I'ma stop dumping 'em? Feces are caught in throats, gulp 'em and hock feces'm Adrenaline shots of anti-diarrheal could not get the sliddin' to stop A-logsicillin's just not steamy enough The criminal log suckin', log-slop villain A creamier crap to cop millions of piss listeners You're tasting my shit, slidde it or not, you're gonna eat it Like I showed you the spirit of logs in us You slidd it a lot, feces to shat Is it a creamsicle or am I just product of shit bubblin' up? Fa shitzel, my nizzel, this is the log, open wide You niggers forgot, Andy does not give a fuck
Till the shorts come off, till the logs slidd out Till my bowels give out, can't shut my ass Till the steam clears out, Did my ass prolapse? I'ma rip this shit till your throat collapse
Liam Richardson
Logs is like magic, there's a bloated feeling you get When you grunt and you sit, and people are eating your shit This is your logroll, and every single loaf that you spend Tryna hold on to it because you may never shit it again So while you're pushing, try to shit as much shit as you can And when your dump is over, just admit when it's at its end I'm at the end of my throat with half the shit that gets in I got a list, here's the order of my list that shit's in It goes Andy, toilets, my throat and feces Andy from BvB, sewers, shitholes, ass, and then me But with logs inside of me I'm the cause of a lot of envy So when I'm filled with his shit, the steam does not offend me That's why you see me slidd around Like logs are not up in me Even though half you people want a fuckin' log from in me You hate it, but you know respect you got to give me The logboi's wet dream, like Andy and Filthy; Pissboi, hit me
Till the shorts come off, till the logs slidd out Till my bowels give out, can't shut my ass Till the steam clears out, Did my ass prolapse? I'ma rip this shit till your throat collapse
Oliver Gonzalez
fecal
Easton Myers
Just love the poop
Oliver Sanders
Hmm, I hadn't finished my version. Can two versions coexist?
Blake King
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Daniel Cruz
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Daniel Evans
two of Andy's corn studded monolithic rods of shit can share one throat, so I don't see why not
Lincoln Collins
>Fa shitzel, my nizzel, this is the log, open wide >You niggers forgot, Andy does not give a fuck Kek It's good, well done
Nathaniel Foster
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Gavin Clark
For me, it's the McShittin'. The best fast fart shitwich. I even ask for exxtra McShittin' sauce packets and the staff is so creamy and more than willing to slidd that fat sopping loaf.
One time I demanded le McShittin' sauce packets and they gave me sixx. I said, "Wow, Andy Sixx's Loaf is Steaming Hot!" and the nice friendly McSixx's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anuns".
Now the nigger greets me with "hey! it's I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anus!" and ALWAYS give me sixx packets. It's such a moist and fecal atmosphere at my local McSixx's restaurant, I go there at least sixx times a week for lunch and a large shit coffee with anal discharge instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm craving his hot fucking log but want a wet clog that is fecal, sopping, and can match my Black Veil Brides needs.
I even dunk my pink sock in McShittin' sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. Share your clogg'ed McShittin's stories!