I finally tracks you down and I have had it. It took me a while to figure out how to post, but it was worth it.
You people have been spreading lies about me raping children on Nickelodeon, and my twitter is being filled up @DanWarp is being filled up with "Are you Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider?", "Hey whatsup Dan "Hold her tigher, she's a fighter" Schneider" and so on and so on.
My mother say one of these "memes" when she went on the computer and called me about it thinking I actually did that. You people better STOP THIS AT ONCE!
I have NEVER ONCE in my life ever harmed a child I worked with at Nickelodeon.
I have contacted my lawyer about this and this is called libel and slander, and I will sue you if you continue this.
This is a demand you stop spreading this libel about me accusing me of child abuse which is completely absurd claim that can ruin my career.
This is a cease and desist order, and I will have Sup Forums shut down if this continues.
>and I will have Sup Forums shut down if this continues. please, for the love of god. i've been here too long.
Jason Diaz
Time stamp or GTFO
Jonathan Evans
Dan "suck on my toes and I'll give you a show" Schneider, is it really you?
Hunter Torres
Second this
Please save us Dan
Parker Nelson
DO NOT CALL ME THAT! I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL SUE YOU, DO YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT BIG TROUBLE YOU'RE IN?!?!?!
Gavin Martin
sorry Dan, but Nickelback is a terrible band. consider solo career
Gavin Bailey
why wasn't i invited to any of your parties, dan?
Christian Ross
Whatever you say Dan "tickle my feet and I'll give you a treat" Schneider
Carter Cruz
Can't think of anything to comment so I'm just going to post a pancake recipe
Makes 10 to 12 thick 4-inch pancakes
Ingredients
1 ½ cups milk (plus more as needed) 1 egg 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2 cups self-rising flour ¼ teaspoon baking soda 1/3 cup superfine granulated sugar 2 tablespoons butter, melted Preparation
In a bowl or 2-cup measure, whisk together milk, egg and vanilla. Into another bowl, sift flour and baking soda. Stir in sugar. Make a well in the center. Add milk mixture. Whisk until just combined. Batter will be thick (thin with a little milk, if desired; batter will get even thicker as it sits).
Heat a large nonstick skillet or griddle over medium heat. Brush pan with melted butter. Using about ¼ cup batter per pancake, cook pancakes 3 to 4 minutes or until bubbles appear on surface. Turn and cook 3 minutes or until cooked through. Transfer to a plate. Cover loosely with foil to keep warm. Repeat with remaining mixture, brushing pan with butter between batches. Serve.
Nolan Allen
I think you mean please save us Dan "if she's thirteen she gets my peen" Schneider
Sebastian Nguyen
He knows we're onto him.
This is one of his tweets from a while back.
Lucas Hughes
(You)
Christopher Gutierrez
...
Thomas Phillips
post was moved to reddit
Aaron Roberts
Oh, Daniel-san. You cannot possibly stop the coming tidal wave of justice. It's an invisible force that reached critical mass many moons ago.
Dylan Miller
Anyone posting these slanderous accusations will be taken to COURT!!!
I have recorded your usernames and IDs for the authorities to investigate and track you down!
Connor Long
Dan Schneider for new moot
Nolan Williams
Is this new copypasta?
Aiden Miller
...
Bentley Carter
It's not slander when it's true Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Wyatt Sanders
How tight was Miley when you first got in her Dan?
Robert Cook
The following users will be sued in the court of law for libel.
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Charles Sanchez
he should have choose
Samuel Gomez
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Shut Down Sup Forums" Schneider
Xavier Russell
YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Benjamin Barnes
I'm sorry pls don't sue
Ayden Butler
Show feet.
Evan Martin
Oh no! Internet Court!
Lucky I have my armchair lawyer to handle all this serious business.
Jonathan Moore
Hello Dan. I know you just got here but Sup Forums is a safe place. Please refrain from posting inflammatory or hateful threats. Thanks.
Austin Russell
Dan "yipee more feet for me" Schnieder
Michael Morris
It's not libel if its true
James Edwards
What user names and IDs lol
Jason Murphy
Dan "The following users will be sued in the court of law for libel, my eyes are glued to little girls I'd swear on a bible" Schneider, no you won't. :^)
James King
Dan " The Jew that fucks kids too" Schneider
Adrian Sullivan
We are a board of Peace.
Now fuck off before I cut your fat, ham-looking head off.
Ayden Perez
I know. Too old.
Jace Turner
>picking up where the leaf posters left off
embarrassing, you guys, straight up embarrassing
Justin Wright
Dan "My cum or the slum" Schneider
Jonathan Rivera
Now post the pic of him after he shot the judge
Luis Turner
4,9 go
Jeremiah Nelson
You three are also now being sued. I am writing down all your usernames and when my lawyer takes a look, oh you better watch out what happens next.
YOU CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THIS SLANDER!!!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE I DEMAND YOU STOP THIS AT ONCE!!! I HAVE CONTACTED THE OWNERS OF THIS WEBSITE TO RELEASE THE INFORMATION OF THE FOLLOWING USERS FOR FEDERAL COURT!!!!!!
Charles Rogers
5,0 ezez
Kayden Long
3,8
hit me
Oliver Allen
How the fuck did this start in the first place?
Thomas Cruz
Damn, those are some thick hoes
Colton Bennett
Is this Dan "Little Girls Get get my Finger, the Boys go to Singer" Schneider?
Anthony Torres
Sup Forums - Roleplay
Henry Diaz
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider, is that really you posting?
John Gomez
Red Van Dan Thailand Dan Beer Can Dan Danny Diapers "Ass Man" Dan Danny Daycare Spread 'em Dan Candy Man Dan Family Man Dan "Big Daddy" Dan "Deepthroat" Dan The Big Dick @ Nick “Dirty” Dan Schneider Open Wider Schneider Schneider The Butcher "Bend Over" Schneider "Foot Soldier" Schneider Dan “The Man” Schneider Dan "The Biter" Schneider Dan "The Spider" Schneider Dan "The Defiler" Schneider Dan "The Initiator" Schneider "Down South" Dan Schneider Dan "The Plunger" Schneider Dan "The Bladder" Schneider Dan "The Seducer" Schneider Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider Dan “The Collector” Schneider "No Lube Required" Schneider Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider Dan "Make It Wider" Schneider Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider "Please Mister, Slower" Schneider Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider Dan "Slide It Inside Her" Schneider Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider Dan "You'll Never Find Her" Schneider Dan "The Young Slit Divider" Schneider Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider Dan "All 3 Inches Inside Her" Schneider Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider Dan "Get Gnarly With iCarly" Schneider Dan "Put A Finger Inside her" Schneider Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider Dan "Try Some Of This Cider" Schneider
Eli Nelson
PLS DONT SUE ME DANNY DIAPERS I SAID IM SORRY
Lucas Adams
Lol, Dan "I can fit thirteen kids in my van" Schneider
Connor Cooper
>I have NEVER ONCE in my life ever harmed a child I worked with at Nickelodeon. Well, he's not denying hurting kids that's not with Nickelodeon
Gabriel Jones
Are you Dan "Don't shed a Tear, it's for Your Career" Schneider?
Luis Phillips
>I will sue you if you continue this.
Please show us a name. Are you going to sue hacker known as Sup Forums or what?
Aaron Miller
What's his name again?
Alexander Cruz
Um hello mr rough rider where are the proofs
Robert Long
user, you're a faggot. Get a life.
Grayson Clark
I'd take turns tupping them all.
Daniel Powell
holy shit I smell a legendary post
Elijah Martin
Are you really Dan "The Man From 12chan" "Rough Rider" Schneider?
Ryan Reed
Fuck off, Dirty Dan. You can't make anime real like Biden.
Wyatt Thompson
When Dan Schneider first opened his rolodex, I was shocked to see that he filed female child actresses under the following names: >Semen Demon >Jizz Genie >Baby Batter Bringer >Cum Caresser >Lovegoo Lass >Sperm Summoner >Ejaculate Empress >Mayonnaise Maiden >Jizz Jockey >Spunk Monk >Sperm Worm >Sodomy Sentinel >Penile Perpetrator >Erection Confection >Salami Tsunami >Boner Condoner >Fluid Druid >Urethral Umpire >Wang Wizard >Knackers Knight >Prick Pirate >Dong Dominator >Cock Khan >Stiffy Sultan >Sausage Sergeant >Middle Leg Major >Pole Privateer >Shaft Specialist >Pecker Prodigy >Boner Benefactor >Baloney Poney Behemoth >Dick Juice Masseuse >Tallywhacker Smacker >Man Muscle Steam Shovel >Baby Batter Bladder >Willy Ghillie >Butt Hut >Glans Fans >Spooge Scrooge >Ejaculate Advocate >Skeet Treat >Wang Wrangler >Jism Prism >Smegma Savant >Anal Aficionado >Testicular Temptress >Spunk Trunk >Nut Slut >Cum Chum >Testicle Vestibule >Dick Duchess >Cock Sock >Testicle Tamer >Cock Clairvoyant >Scrotum Totem >Mattress Actress
I was utterly appalled. I called the police but they didn't believe that Dan "Rob" Schneider could do such a thing. How could the charming young handsome man from The Animal actually act like such a beast?
Jaxon Rodriguez
That's logical.
If I were him, I'd have my Jewish overlords feed them to me, screaming and bruised, through a hole in a dungeon-looking cell door hatch.
I'll have a jar of cockroaches waiting...
...Schneider, you're a sick fuck.
Evan Morales
> (OP) >Is this Dan "Little Girls Get get my Finger, the Boys go to Singer" Schneider? This is the maximum amount of clever I have ever seen.
I laughed for like 8 minutes.
Leo Smith
Is this a Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a biter" Schneider thread?
Austin Brown
Dan "suck my dick to work for Nick" Schneider
Logan Stewart
Roller-ringo
Jayden Ortiz
Sup Forums has been perpetuating the Dan meme for more than 5 years. Dan wouldn't come to Sup Forums lol...
It's funny though that Sup Forums thinks they created this meme.
Ethan Gonzalez
Why don't you get a better haircut
Austin Morgan
dan, provide timestamp or you will be regarded as the faggot god.
Jason Martinez
Guys I think this might really be Dan "The Man With The Unmarked Van" Schneider
Bentley Stewart
What was his name again?
Jordan Butler
ok
Noah Long
Sup Forums doesn't think they created this meme
Sup Forums is just carrying on the spirit of Sup Forums
check my ID. TV is BACK!
Blake Peterson
This.
SHOW US YOUR TITS, DAN.
Dylan Rodriguez
Damn I wish I had this verbal creativity
Lucas Garcia
why do you use more than one exclamation point.
dis
Ethan White
JKLL
Just kill lad lappers.
Colton Young
Newfag. These threads have been on Sup Forums for a decade now.
