Tell me what to say, dubs

Tell me what to say, dubs.

Lemme see that slit

Reroll

Do you like anime robots?

Winrar

Ask her if she has a younger sister (at least 7 years younger =)

Shot myself in the dick here, but okay.

>slit
Fucking Kek. Cheer up maybe she's stupid. Just correct yourself dumbass

sorry I have autism

What if I make you swim in my noodles babe?

ive just come out of a relationship with my pet hamster and need a rebound. she really broke my heart.

roll

Yep.

>let me show you de way my queen

What a thot

Hey, you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Let me Redpill you on the JQ

Fuckin lol rollin

Rolll

anything back?

Anything yet?

Gosh, playing hard to get huh? Show me your cunt!

I wanna pump your ugly cumhole

Could I please hold your hand

Pents

Winrar

Damn that's some hot shit

WWWIIIIINNNNNRRRAAAARRRR

well done sir

yes

Fucking KEK

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Winwinwin

Damn dubs then trips, I'm on a roll

Check it

Kek wills it

Omg dubbledubs

I'm going to win

kys

Thank you for noticing friend

Neck yourself faggot

I can't get any gets

not dubs, not anything (if dubs say the only way i can cum anymore is if ive got an 8 ball of coke and at least 3/4 of a bottle of nyquil)

I'm a gay nigger

Better deliver op

I love big black cock

Faggot

Cool digits my man, coming right up.

Yeah two 2s and two 5s

Holy shit am I gay or what

I'm just kidding, I'm actually a homosexual man who wants to try what it's like being with a girl. Could I touch your lady boner

HOLY SLIT KWHSISNAMSHXNXKSND

Gimmigrants some goddamn tit pics or i swear to God I'll rip your grandpa a new piss-slit

thats not dubs you fucking moron

if dubs

Please help me kill myself

Poor girl

Knock knock
Who's there?
Worse mistake Anne Frank ever made.

if you think that's smooth, you should see my ballsack

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>penta
Go back to leauge faggot.

OP bugged out, perhaps she did indeed "show him that slit"

is he still posting pics of the chat?

Neighbour of the beast

If he's getting nudes now he sure as shit ain't gonna let us autists fuck up his party

still waiting.

>thinking the word pents was used in leauge before on Sup Forums
Newfag

match with a new chick

Thank you for not being a faggot OP

>pents
>pents
>pents
>pents
Lurl moar, kiddo.

Yeah, I doubt she'll come back from that.
Any ideas?

Mikayla

>mikayla
>nikayla
nigga what

message them all, see who replies

Mikayla: Can I have your sister Nikayla's number?
Nikayla: Can I have your siter Mikayla's number?

QUADS HAS ANSWERED

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nina

PENTS AND QUARTS IN THE SAME THREAD???

Also this.

using the same shitty opening on all of your matches?

lemme see your butthole with a lil nutella spread around it

You kind of remind me of that asian girl I met at the tour. They love you long time.

Open up dem meatflaps and prepare your baby-chute for my purple headed yogurt slinger

Indeed I did.
60% of the time, it works all the time.

Agreed

>Nikayla
>can i have your sister Nikaylas number
Brah

>Hey babe, do you like big dicks? :*
>"yeah ;)"
>Ohh.. sorry to waste your time

use that as an opening line op

welp thats good enough, especially if we consider the fact that you fuck up 100% of the time after that with the user requests

this

Newfag detected

I want to blank you in the blank

Reroll

rollllll

roli

to catch a predator fan detected

rollo

kek use this one opie

Still not dub dubs. Newfag? Newfag.

check these 4s

nice 4s

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