Give a disappointed American a good reason not to move to Canada

Give a disappointed American a good reason not to move to Canada.

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They only accept useful immigrants.

You'll have to deal with Canadians. Every. Fucking. Day.
Holy shit, I fucking hate Canadians. We should have occupied Canada during the War of 1812.

That's only true if you're white. If you're nonwhite we will accept you

Fatty you got ran out of Canada you're shit at war

not having to pay for healthcare means you're gonna be waiting a long time in the hospital in some cases.

Tim Hortons sold their coffee recipe to McDonalds, so now their coffee is shit.

We would've plowed Canada if it weren't for the French Canadian militias. Poor fuckers picked the wrong side.

we hate americans. Useless entitled immigrant fucks!

Kek you fat fucks are all the same. You're so fucking stupid you have an erection over people that despise you. Faggot burger bend over for the commie dick

What are you going to do here? Real Canadian here got maple syrup in the fridge

Trudeau

the sjws are even worse than the states

also its a frostbitten shithole

>keep less of your paycheck
>no guns
>niggers, rapefugees
>longer hospital wait times
>the RCMP exist
t. Canadian. Don't come here, it sucks.

ya tried, yankee scum, and we burned down your """white""" house

Same as USA but with less opportunities and freedom

Real food is hard to come by here most of it is frozen because the lower costs. Bring lots of money, you almost need a truck if you want to move 8 months of the year when it’s winter and those drink gas more if you let it idle to warm up

>Give a disappointed American a good reason not to move to Canada.

You're not butt-hurt about the Haiti = shithole are you?

Cuz
1. It was not said
2. You should move to Haiti if that's you're causus belli

Cause we dont want your retarded ass

Cigarettes $10 a pack, beer $20 for a decent six pack, metric system

Graduate of the 'I make retarded shit up' school of history detected.

>Give a disappointed American a good reason not to move to Canada.

I'll give you a good reason to move there-- It's the FHRITP capitol of the world!

Yes, those generally overly polite people love to grab reporters' microphones and yell "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY".

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youtube.com/watch?v=Vdk92brTkPM

I couldn't give less of a shit about that.

move to Amherst NY it's like Canada people hockey and weather wise but still in USA

>cuck spotted

Nice projection, I bet you flunked out of community college.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Chateauguay

No guns??? My family has tons of them though lol

Also the higher taxes aren't that bad. I get a full panel std test done like 4 times a year that in the US would cost ~$1500 a test. So that alone would cover the tax hike if I were an American.

here is a good reason...get the fuck out.

>hate american because they don't like non-whites
>go to a place that has an even higher percentage of whites

How the fuck does this make any sense?

I think he means less gun violence or mass shootings.

Last one I remember in Canada was that one where the guy went to the Parliament building. In 2014 (I think it was 2014)

It's fuckin cold up here bud

Because Canadians are virtue signalling assholes to the highest extent, if you do want to come here i highly suggest rural or suburban places. The leaf cuck meme is pretty damn real in the cities.

THE CHINKS JACKED UP THE PRICE OF REAL ESTATE.

And we burned your capital down :)

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If you really want to go. Just go.

If you want to give the USA one more chance, I'd say try Oregon.
I've never been there but I would say the culture is closest to Canada.

69-trips-dubs speak the truth

fuck everyone else I'm going

>>keep less of your paycheck
Once you factor the tax paid on many items we are nearly identical. Tax on a paycheque is nothing to the every day gst you pay.
Also
>rcmp
Guess what Fuck face, you can leave Canada and you're still in their jurisdiction. Check the statistics man, your boys are international

You don't make sense. Where in OP's post did you get that he dislikes non-whites? Not that he does or doesn't, he just never stated that? Fucking random faggot

1: cold
2: they're too polite to tell you to go back where you came from
3: you made your bed, now sleep in it
4: ignorance needs to be contained

Canada smells funny

Oregon is full of faggots and weirdos. Nice tree tho.

>Oregon is full of faggots and weirdos.

Like I said: Oregon's culture is closest to Canada.
If you can't take faggots and weirdos, stay the fuck out of Oregon and Canada

canada is cute

You will never experience a true summer ever again.

The reason is you're stupid.

This country is absolute garbage. If you think Leftists are powerful in your nation, consider the fact that they've controlled this one for decades. You have no rights to free speech, no rights to bear arms. Immigrants are brought in droves and given free reign to buy all the real estate with less restrictions than Canadians.

Refugees cross in freely, openly mocking the laws and our child leader welcomes them with open arms. He attempts to persuade businesses at economic summits to come to Canada by repeating the word "diversity." Also, this got him elected by the backward progressives of this land who care about nothing more than having the moral high ground over our neighbours to the south who are our superiors in virtually every way. The aforementioned refugees are given literally everything on the taxpayer's dime and we are told that we should be happy to help give them homes when we cannot afford them in our own country.

We are taxed to the limit to fund social programs that accomplish absolutely nothing. We have two year waitlists to see specialists for certain medical procedures that take two days in the US.

We sell everything to the Chinese, give BLM free reign, and openly explain how whites are the problem. We give the indigenous people everything while they shit on us for things settlers did a hundred years ago. So we give more.

We are culturally and influentially insignificant on the world stage.

Finally, we are told this is all progress.

Taxes

better than paying 3,000 dlls for a broken arm or shit like that

I was a postdoc at University of Toronto for two years, paid about 40k CAD which was like 28k USD.
Taxes/union dues (!)/rent meant I had no fucking money left to buy food or clothing which is more expensive than it is in the US.
Like every other place on Earth results may vary but my experience is that the US is a higher quality of life.

You lived in the most expensive cities in the country. Wages here have stagnated for years and people in Toronto are stretched to the max. Plenty of money for refugees though.

Not true. You can often get a bad pretty quickly. It'll be in the hallway and a doctor will see you the next day but you'll be able to lie down

We don't want you

>We give the indigenous people everything while they shit on us for things settlers did a hundred years ago.
That's pretty reasonable considering you wouldn't have a country without those wagon burners keeping us out.

>Expect to see an American M.D. specialist "in two days"
I need a sideologist referral from my GP

You can do it if you have money. Here in Canada you can do it if you have money and can travel to the US.

Says a lot about your military prowess at the time, doesn't it?

>You can do it if you have money. Here in Canada you can do it if you have money and can travel to the US.
So basically the same unless you're normal, in which case Canada is better.

>Walk 500 miles through barren wilderness, make war on the locals who have every advantage of numbers, terrain, support etc.
British weren't really good at that either.

>implying America doesn't have niggers and rapists
>implying you'd rather spend trule 5g on a broken leg than wait at a hospital

what a time to be alive

It was supposed to be a "mere matter of marching."

If you consider crippling taxes being used to fund a system that's unusable being better by virtue of the fact that it merely exists then yes, totally.

Our politicians don't even use it.

trudeau; also we already have our problems, we don't need fucking americans making it worse

>Politicians say stupid shit
The men who actually did the marching had been fighting the same savages for 30 years straight at that point and weren't likely under the same illusion. But it did stretch the border all the way to Detroit, gain control of the lower Great Lakes and 86'd Tecumseh once and for all, so "le crushing Yankee defeat" meme is a little askew.

>system that's unusable
So you all die of gangrene from simple infections? Can't get bones set?

Canada does a triage system.
We're still better than Britain though cause we're a mixed system. If you want to pay for quicker surgery you can.

>Canada does a triage system.
That's everywhere. The advantage is on the back end when you don't have to declare bankruptcy.

Dude, Portlandia is a fucking pig stye and it spread to Vancouver, WA. Fuck Oregon, fuck their sjw shithole and fuck Portland for contaminating the town I grew up in.

Are you purposely misunderstanding this and failing to see the massive disparity between the amount of resources input versus what is garnered or are you just being argumentative for the sake of it?

I would say depending on your motivation of moving, dont. Canada is literally USA but that isnt yet anexed by them cause of the french culture giving them another identity.

fuck off leaf

We burned down yer white hoose.
IT FELT GUD.