Neighbor boy in the process of transitioning from male to female. High functioning autistic. Family member tells me that the kid has been really strange lately and I should watch when he smokes a cigarette.
Hes fucking walking back and forth and around in circles, and before going anywhere hes kicking his legs behind him and then taking off in his direction, clearly mimicking a horse.
I don't even have to talk to him to know that he's now identifying as a horse. A fucking horse. A boy with tits pretending to be a girl who thinks she's a horse.
Because 20+ years ago, when your kid started acting like a spastic, you could smack him round the head repeatedly til he stopped.
Now you have to 'talk' to them, and 'empathize'. People forget that kids brains aren't fully grown yet, you are trying to hold a civil logical conversation with a half built human.
Smack him round the head and say 'You aren't a fucking horse you dickhead. Now get inside and do your fucking chores'
Juan Flores
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Justin Edwards
this post is fucking reddit
Bentley Evans
fpbp
Colton Phillips
Not his tumblr, I have been looking though.
Owen Adams
>Now get inside and do your fucking chores'
But pronounce it 'chorse'.
Cooper Smith
>anything anyone could ever enjoy is reddit!
suck a dick faggot
Justin Robinson
you have to go back
Luke Martin
Is that the kid's blog.
Hudson Harris
Ireland killing it with the FPBP direct hit.
Thomas Harris
if the day arrives that these ridiculous pronouns become law, that anyone can decide, on a whim, that they are a fucking horse/amoebae/firefly/etc, and we then have the legal obligation to address them as such...I'll fucking kill everyone within a mile of wherever I am at that exact moment. That will be it, the final straw. I'll happily die in a hail of police gunfire, but not before purging the planet of no less than 500 mindless PC zombies.
Samuel Reyes
Choose a unique personal pronoun before you go down. You know, for the news articles.
Ryan Williams
>You aren't a fucking horse you dickhead. Now finish your hay and start practicing for the big race tomorrow.
fify
Aiden Lopez
No, pic is unrelated, my bad.
Andrew Diaz
tip top
Adam Russell
gunkin
hellooo i use STRICTLY
gat/gatve/gatself pronouns
Brody Carter
Why do I always see americans do this but I have yet to encounter any canadians like this?
And the few canadians I have met like this are always brown kids from toronto.
Angel Gutierrez
Fpbp
>he's now identifying as a horse. A fucking horse. A boy with tits pretending to be a girl who thinks she's a horse.
I kek'd so hard I cried.
Samuel Walker
This thread quickly turned into a joke, but if you were serious and have some actual evidence about this hideous half-man/half-horse creature, please share your findings.
Evan Powell
I identify as a moot.
poole/pooletable
pronouns
Isaiah Wood
Look up Adrian Wu leaf bro
Nathaniel Gonzalez
12 year old confirmed
William Rivera
NO FUN O
F U N
Kayden Thompson
Film it next time and make a webm for us
Cameron Parker
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Luis Ramirez
That's what I mean, only muslims and asians seem to go full tranny bronie here. It's hilarious.
Benjamin Bell
No guns here in Australia. Maybe I'll trick them into coming to a fake pride convention and then blow them all up.
Daniel Scott
What's more is that his parents did everything they could to provide this kid the life he now enjoys. When he was younger he could barely talk. He was pretty much retarded. His parents spent every.waking moment and every penny they had to transform this kid from autistic drooling child to functioning adult. The years of hard work and love they showered on their kid are repayed with a high functioning pre op tranny who fucks for cigarettes AND IS RUNNING AROUND IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE LIKE A HORSE
Thomas Bennett
god was trying to tell them something
Juan Brooks
>I dont tolerate bullshit
>I sexually identify as a horse
Joseph Morgan
pics or it didn't happen
Logan Johnson
I second this
Caleb Gray
Is your neighbor named Morgan?
Christian Ortiz
Maybe it's time to take it behind the barn...
Lincoln Jenkins
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Ethan Thomas
He's back in his cave, bruh.
Jose Richardson
wewlad / wewladious / wewladdington
Benjamin Fisher
vaccinations
Benjamin Martinez
IF YOU GIVE HIM A SUGAR CUBE HE WILL BE YOUR FRIEND
Nathan Gray
I identify as a Warcraft 2 Ogre Magi. What does that get me in today's market?
Owen Hughes
So he's a gelding...
Carter Gonzalez
Cram your arm up his butthole like people do with horse.
Luke Perry
Give me a state, I'm not sure what she goes by in public, she is oppressed by her father and can not be called female pronouns in front of him. I think it is something with a "M" though.