What are some things u did that u are ashamed of?

What are some things u did that u are ashamed of?

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Everything I've ever done was honorable. I hope it was.

I didn't work out
I never learned to talk to girls
I've never dealt with my social anxiety.

Same pretty much.

>Just recently got a new job as a security analyst.
>Had to relocate like 1000 miles away for the job.
>First day I'm trying to figure everything out
>Think I've got procedure down pretty well.
>Shift change comes and I'm trying to clock out.
>Accidentally hit the "incoming ballistic missle warning, THIS IS NOT A DRILL" button instead.
>Fired instantly
>Regret

At least you have time to figure shit out. All I have left is the sweet release of death DAMN I AM EDGY AS FUCK

RL Pro Tip right here for you user:

You can be who or what ever you wanna be.
The only thing you need to do is pretend. If you are shy as fuck, just pretend to not be shy. Its awkward but after a while you realize you are not so awkward compared to everyone. Eventually this pretending will lead to you beeing really like that.

basically you pretend long enough for you to become what you pretend.

I bought a Miata.

oh god i dont even know where to begin.


>i just picked my nose. and id be okay with it if it wasnt for the fact that i either flick it on the carpet, or just wipe it underneath my computer chair.
>i definitely have HPV genital warts, and I havent told my last 50+ partners. i just have sex with the lights out if it looks like there's gonna be a lot of oral.
>watched my little pony for the first two seasons. never thought it was great but i played along with the hype. really wish i didnt. no one stopped talking to me at all, i was gay so they assumed it was that anyways.
>i download pornos that have actors that look like friends of mine.
>i sniffed my best friends underwear when i found it in his apartment. took all my strength not to steal it.
> will have group sex wtih large ugly fat old grandpa types regularly. usually at a porn theater where i just whore around with the most grandpa-est looking ones.

what else...

"fake it until you make it"
It's true, in the middle of this process now. went from only fucking dumb girls i could manipulate to fucking 7/10s on the reg. Start faking it, user.

It's not too late.

Watched people get bullied in high school and didn't do anything to stop it

I'm 41. It is too late. Now STFU and stay on topic

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Bro holy shit.

I haven't seen ntrain in a while. Same as thunderbird omg

kek should've just shit on the desk when you left.

Please continue

>be me
>fight for oil
>some hatshi defend a street
>Iraq security forces fight with us
>he told me not to shoot because the little boy of one of the hatshi runs on street to save/rescue his plush toy
>I shot him in one leg
>his dad comes out to try to rescue him
>shot dad in the stomach
>others try to rescue dad
>hear aloha snackbar screaming
>start to giggle
>lol one after one

>poor boy bleed out

I need to know what you look like, and where are these grandpas

just go to masturbat.es and don't worry about it, k?

And this is why I read these threads. Shit like this is a massive dose for STFU for a faggot like me. There are people out there with real shit to deal with that makes my complaints meaningless

No man, my dad is fucking 60 and he still pulls pussy. I bet you said it was too late when you were 30, 35, etc. Just try. It's so easy

Why did you shoot the boy? Why not just not shoot the boy?

Started drinking heavily and cutting myself like a little emo faggot because I was curious

>trying to clock out
>accidentally hit the “Incoming missile warning”

Get fucked are those 2 things remotely close to eatch other. Made me kek though.

it was may last day over there. just want home. out of that shithole. at the time I just want to finish my job.

> i need to know what you look like

i will not be posting a pic of my self. i have in other threads but this shits legit embarrassing.

idk man. im sure there's more this might take a while to think up anything else. i mean theres a lot more thats WEIRD about me, but this is more about what im ashamed about. outside of more sexual degeneracy I'm not really sure.

There you have it.

(the not too late guy)

Partly because I needed her for a place to stay, I let my girl continue cheating on me, kissing me after coming home from giving her other boyfriend blowjobs, and let her kick my testicles a few times a week for her and his amusement. She still wants to send pics and vids of me getting my private parts crushed to my old girlfriends. Most of them would probably enjoy seeing that to be honest. No idea whether they reshare it.

Do you meet the older guys online?

Also, instead of showing your body, could you just describe it? Like age/body type

You seriously sound like me minus the silver fox banging

I NEED IT

I feel like a crazy person. I desperately want to impregnate every woman I sleep with. Only ones who I know won't get an abortion. I have a fake ID and online I'm that person. We bang all the time, then I find out they're pregnant, I tell them I'll brb, then dart. I stalk them online and when I see another guy taking care of my kid it gets me rock fucking hard. I feel powerful.

really? the guys i bang cant be considered silver foxes even. they're like disgusting grandpas. like i would seek out the ugliest ones purposely. its degradation thing. like makes me feel like im a hot slave whos only purpose is serving other men.

i bang younger dudes all the time as well, especially lately. i havent gone for an older man in quite a few months. i go through phases.

twinkish. mid 20s. look really young. pale. blond. people mistake me for a teen even on here, and not just in the trying to be insulting way.short and skinny.

y-you too.

>be me
>get drunk
>pee on carpet
>wake up
>shit on carpet to cover up piss
>panic
Imintoodeep.wmv
>shoot dog to cover up piss and shit
Profit

It's a mix of feeling like I dominated both of them, and like I used up her body/life essence. She's gonna have such a long hard time, she'll get with the first 25 year old virgin she can if it means not being a single mother. I've seen it so many times. Some beta's first relationship is with some single mom.

Jizzed into my friend's grandma's cottage cheese and put it back in the fridge.

why tho

Horny and a teenager

This is the greatest thing I've ever read. I'm a pretty gross guy, I work outside 12 hours a day in the sun covered in dirt. I'd love to pass you around with some of the guys. Lot of us are over weight, but big arms. I would love to tie something around your neck and walk you around them. I want to watch you chug those big sweaty cocks.

Lol one time i got so blackout piss drunk i stumbled into a grocery store needing to piss and pissed myself while walking to the bathroom and some guy turned around and watched me do it. Havent been to that winco since.

god damn that really fucking turns me on just reading that. my ex was a construction worker and told me he could arrange a gangbang for me if i wanted. seriously considered it.

>do you meet older guys online

i only ever do this if it sfor an incest roleplay type of deal. otherwise it ruins the fun. if i want a gross old man its not enough to have one. thats just bad sex with a gross guy. but being passed around by a bunch of them, pushing each other out of the ay to play with my body, some of them even sharing and talking to each other about how good i am as if im not even there or able to understand them, like im just some toy they use for sex... thats fun. particularly in public like at a porn theater. or ill go to a grandpa bar (not a leather bar or daddy bar, but like legit old dudes who dont even do leather or beards or shit like that) an djust get drunk and tease older men til they try to kiss me in front of other grandpas. i act all embarassed.

for halloween i went to the bar dressed in nothing but a white cloth around the waist. barely covered everything. they took turns just reaching under to feel me up or just lifting the cloth to show me off to everyone.

used to go there and just get drunk and beg older men to spit in my mouth. remember one time i got like 5 older men to go out back with me and put me against the wall and take turns making out with me. felt so hot when one said 'gross' after one of them spat in my mouth, so degrading. then he kissed me anyways.

I unironically enjoy Slavic Hardbass.

>didn’t get the joke

Back in august I got my girlfriend drunk. When she passed out I time stamped her nudes and posted them on Sup Forums

molest my younger cousin in her sleep when she was 11 and I was 14. Did it several times until she finally woke up once, caused a family shitstorm and obviously distanced me from her almost entirely. We were almost siblings, really wish I could take it back.

Vile creature

I cry when listening to some of Taylor swifts songs

I'd love to pass you around a house. One of the ones that aren't finished being built yet. Just smells like sawdust and cock. As soon as my lunchbreak starts I want to walk you out on all fours like a dog into the main room. Not a second would go by that cock wouldn't be jammed down your throat. All 4 of my partners just dumping cum inside you one after the other while I pump your ass. If you're lucky, you'll get another helping after we clock out.

Took a shitton of Xanax and drank a shitton of alcohol, blacked out and destroyed part if my buddy's house. We've never spoken since.

>not realizing that was also a joke

not even him, but how do you take that sentence seriously?

damn that'd be hot. jesus christ i miss my ex.

LA?

Meh, we’ve all been there

An old lady gave me a word while she was in hospital:
>one day you stop regretting what you did start regretting only what you didn't do

Haven't seen her afterwards. Thanks old lady for making me sure to not regret but try new ways.

>What are some things u did that u are ashamed of?

Voted Democrat

>pretending to be someone else to not look like a fucking retard
Whew lad

Lol what did you break?

Agreed to meet my cunt ex-girlfriend's needs at my own expense only for her to ditch me once I did what she asked.

Currently bumping DJ Blyatman. Sorry user.

19 years old. Strangled a puppy to death. Instantly regretted it when I realized what I was doing. Not my proudest moment. Found out shortly after that I have rage issues. The noises that it made as it was dying still haunt me.

I need a good pass-around one like you. One I could take to a party where we could all have our fun. You'd basically just be molested for 3 hours before we start taking you on in the bedroom.

A mirror, a toilet, curtain rack, etc

They used to sell buckets like that at a gas station near my house when i was a kid. made for long haul truckers. I used to fill it up with mt dew. It had a handle. I was so stupid I couldn't figure out why I was fat as a teen.

TEXAS lmao Houston to be specific. I'm so sad you're not here.

>strangled a puppy

You’re forgiven. Rock on, Sup Forumsoris. Rock on

So far ;_;

you too? details?

Thirding on this omg

Once when my friends mom came home drunk and passed out, few times on his sister when she was sleeping.

thats how i love it, all the tension, just being felt up and everyone getting aroused before anything climactic happens.

>tfw no construction texas bf

just a fag in the city.

Molested my (male) cousins and any of their friends they had over while they were sleeping. We were all pretty young, can’t remember exactly how old we all were but they couldn’t have been older than 9 or 10. I was 13 at the time. Never got caught.

I sucked his mom's tits and came in her hair. The sister was wayyyyy darker story though lmao

give us dirty details bro

Fuck my life.

If there are plenty of ones like you, I'd pack my shit and go there now.

...

Tonight when I dump one out I'll be thinking of you L.A.

Details plz.

well shit user, got me beat

I used to bully this kid in elementary school. I made his life hell. Fats forward to middle school and I realize I'm a faggot so I start flirting with that kid. I kept it up for so long that eventually he caved and started making out with me.
We got caught kissing and everyone started making fun of him for being gay while simultaneously telling me I could do better fucking kek.

I sold my cum in underwear to older men for cash so I could pay for college classes. I did graduate :/

Gays really are perverted.

Would prod them a bit to make sure they were asleep and start rubbing their dicks until they got hard. Never got the balls to jack off while I was doing it but I did eventually start putting my dick in their hands and the like. Then would beat off furiously afterwards. Oddly enough never did it to my female cousins. Though, the neighbor girls and I did do some sexual shit now that I think about it. One time with the black girl down the street I did get caught but I was so young nothing ever came of it. The drug dealer’s daughter on the other hand, shit, we used to dry hump all the damn time. We didn’t know what the fuck we were doing but it felt good and we were both into it.

Fags

One time drug dealer’s daughter and I were making out while her brother was playing my sega. Right in the bunk bed behind him. We couldn’t have been older than 6 or 7. He didn’t give a fuck cuz free vidya but he did kept saying we shouldn’t be doing that stuff.

Damn, I miss Samantha.

Wooooah. Hold up. How much, how many, how did they know you why did they want it so bad, and how fresh was the cum

I was addicted to cocaine in college

What a pussy ass thing to be ashamed about. There are dudes who have actually fucked older men to pay for shit.
"I sold my worthless cum rags, so shameful!"

Same with the friends sister. I put my cock in her hand and then gently moved her hand up and down.

I was like 13 she was like 10 or 9

The next time it happened she took a benadryl. I was able to get most of her clothes off, but more importantly I was able to put some fingers in her mouth, and make her hold my balls while I jacked off

This

If anyone here knows and remembers

Mastur (adding this to stop bot) chan

it gets scary and real very fast

still scared to this day, due to its ramifications on my life

stay away...

Oh absolutely. Just don't tell my wife or kid ;)

dont do meth and dxm at the same time lol

I'd get around $50 to $100 for 1 pair
I would sell the on CL on the m4m section so they'd come to me.
i'd would just give the old cum in boxers that i had used they dried.

The fuck are you talking about

Details before I go googling this?

nothing important

pizza, the borderline kind, but it goes further

Ok seriously, no image or anything?

Cousin molester here. Man, I would 100% most definitely undo what I did if I could, but I must admit, that was one of the hottest memories I had for jerking off during my teenage years. Never got to putting my junk anywhere near her. just undressed her and stuck a hand down her pants a few times, jerked off next to her once too. I hate myself for being aroused by those memories, but it was the first time my horny 14yo self had seen a female body nude and felt a pussy in my hand, so the level of arousal in those moments was off the fucking charts.