Confess

Confess

Padre.
I did I again, got wasted after 2 week no-drink.
May Jesus give me strong will

I got turned down for a student loan this semester for bad grades
FML fam

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I summoned to get past Pontiff Sulyvahn in Dark Souls 3.

I had sex with my sister during the nuke scare in Hawaii.

Theres a stong possibility im a sociopath

Not long enough of a description. nice bait

I know how to save the human race, but considering the last 70yrs or so it doesn't really seem worth saving.

>i sit and lute while hearing nero's fiddle from afar.

*tips fedora*

I had anal secks with your mum then she gave me head. Sorry Rabbi. :(

On my birthday 2 years ago, I fooled around with my best friend's girlfriend while the best friend was asleep in the next room.

Then i masturbated on the couch while listening to and recording the sounds of them having lesbian sex afterward.

I stole nudes of the girl off my friend's phone while the friend was asleep a few months later, and still fap to them occasionally

I wanna get pumped full of semen

I kind of wanna just have a normal thread

>dating hambeast
>running errands yestday
>normal cashier (milf 7/10)
>walk up smile and say hi
>"OH HI THERE HOT STUFF"
>kinda threw me off for a sec
>chat for a few
> spent the last 24 hours thinking about cheating on my hambeast
>love me some big ol' milf tits

Elon why are the rockets coming back to earth...

I'm sorry my child but some sins can not be forgiven

Please forgive me for I have sinned
Last week I fucked a doll that look like Carrie Fisher through the donut hair that she had and I gave that doll to my niece for her birthday.

3 hail marys to cleanse your sin

my friend only has 6 months to live. i wish he would die sooner. i wish he'd die at the end of this month.

I coated the inside of my roommates flesh light with chilli sauce for the kek but now he is ded

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I’m soreu for killing and torturing my pet mouse

*sorry

what are you? a fucking gay communist?