"Don't worry guys, I'm fine! He just pretended to shoot me!"

>"Don't worry guys, I'm fine! He just pretended to shoot me!"
What happened if the guy he questioned shouted this? Even if CIA killed him for real after the fact, his credibility would be blown.

I've been wondering this every day of my life

Me too
Also just found out I'm gay or at least strongly bi, not sure if that helps this discussion

What the fuck?
Faggot

He talked so thus he got to stay on the aircraft.

He would have simply told that guy that he pretended to shoot "at least you can talk"

He was deaf. Couldn't hear what CIA even said.

How did you find out?

Yeah, why the fuck didn't he do that? He was willing to die for bane seconds earlier.

Shut up, OK?

Talked with some of my friends over the weekend, they told me how I act extremely gay and how they all thought I was. Then I realized why I preferred fapping to gay porn over straight porn (where in retrospect I realized I preferred to watch the cock over anything else).
I still have to figure out if I'm bi or full gay because I think I'm still attracted to women.

Wait a second. Didn't Bane tell that one guy to stay behind because "they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother"? But if CIA didn't actually want to kill any of them, he did list all three of them in the flight plan and was just lying to scare them then, right? So they would need three corpses, not just one. Bane was there, he saw that they weren't really going to kill them, so why did he only make that guy stay behind? Am I missing something?

aw shit nigga me too
i had sex with this cute asian dude off grindr, and the thing i enjoyed even more than the sex (which was good) was cuddling with him and watching dr katz.

being held like a man makes me feel warm and... safe in a way that no woman ever made me feel. I think that with women i feel under pressure to perform, and im not truly myself.

i really want to see this asian dude again, but i know that if i ring him up the day after we hooked up ill seem too clingy

aah man i feel so happy though!!

i kinda know that feel Sup Forums made me realize im a pedo

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>they expect Juan Evus in Da'Rekage, Bother.

Da'rekage was the stage name for a gay rapper who was following the plane. Juan Evus needed to be inside him, he needed to have sex with him in order for Bane's plan to succeed.

>Juan Evus in Da'Rekage

holy fuck im choking

>Bother

>Juan Evus in Da'Rekage, Bother.

My sides!

Oh yeah that makes more sense. Thanks, bro.

his ears were probably ringing like hell he didn't know wtf was going on

I thought he knocked him out. Am I remembering incorrectly?

>twomblyandnelsonfromblackhawkdown.youtube

Did you consider the possibility that, in addition to being a faggot, that has nothing whatsoever to do with the discussion?

>hurr durr, this is a for you bane shitposting thread, so I can talk about how gay I am

Is that exactly what went through your mind, you fucking retard? Be honest.

nobody cares faggot

I hope you come to terms with your own sexuality like I have. Maybe it'll help with these anger issues.

At least you can communicate

I still don't understand what they were accomplishing by getting "imprisoned", brought to the plane and then taking it down. Was it just to fuck CIA up?

>lol, u mad
You didn't address what I said. No matter how smug you come across, you decided to shitpost about your sexuality when this thread had nothing to do with it.

Feel free to dodge the point again by making another personal attack. And before you say I started it, consider that you opened the door by talking about how gay you are and mentioning "issues" that I have doesn't excuse what you first said.

uhhh, you don't get to bring friends of Dorothy

You would probably feel more happy with yourself if you channel these frustrations into something productive like building a meaningful relationship with another person, boy or girl. G-d bless.

He sat through Rocky Horror Picture Show and didn't hate it.

It was to make pablo think he was safe and they were hoping he would disclose to Seeyahyeh information about their plan
Once they confirmed that nothing, he said nothing they crashed the plane with no survivors

And you would probably feel happier not to shitpost threads about finding out you're a faggot.

Not trying to be disrespectful, but you have been masturbating to gay porn and only found out now?

How was it not clear to you that you are at least bi right from the time you enjoyed looking at two (or more) man engaging in sexual intercourse?

Are you a big guy?

Good for you, congrats dude

I'm not the one getting so worked up about someone being honest while at the same time in all likelihood denying his own identity.

Plenty of straight men enjoy trap porn

Yeah, keep telling yourself that, buddy.

>someone with a penis getting dicked by someone else who also has a penis
>not gay

Lel

Do you need to have the last word? Didn't you just say, "G-d bless?" Usually, that's an indication of farewell.

The attempt to suggest that I'm insecure about my own sexuality is absurd. You can be honest, but don't do it Sup Forums. You haven't even attempted to try to justify talking about that here.

How insecure are you that you can't enjoy art that falls slightly out of your comfort zone?

>Plenty of straight men enjoy trap porn

I'm not so thrilled about tagging everything into "straight" or "gay" as I don't think it's that simple.
But masturbating to traps isn't heterosexual at all, you closeted faggot.

>late 2016
>still tdkr posting

Y tho?

Gay anons of Sup Forums, do you like sucking cut or uncut cock? Cutfag here myself, I've mostly been with other cutfags but uncut cocks feel nicer in my mouth and I love tonguing under the foreskin as do the receivers.

>getting dicked is considered art in 2016

I see this argument from trap-apologists a lot.

it's not about comfort zone, some people are legitimately not turned on by mentally unstable dudes with long hair in a mini skirt jamming 4 fingers up their asshole while they jack it.

Any that's clean and thick

I like sucking uncut dick more from an aesthetics, but also those guys are sometimes too sensitive, so its not strictly better

oftentimes guys who are uncut find my stubble painful, and i have to be really careful about it - that can be kind if annoying

>find my stubble painful,
nigga ur dong it wrong

Unironically the litmus test I use before I make a decision on someone. If you enjoyed it then you're mad homo. I've seen it about 30 times myself. Hated every minute of it so I'm straight for sure

samefag

yeah this. if they have people willing to die for the cause and were going to kill a dude anyway, why not just send 1 guy on with a suicide vest

Why can't you just accept that there's nothing straight about trannies?
Nothing wrong with it, I do feel aroused by some traps and I once got blown by one. But it's not "straight" by any means, there was nothing hetero about a person with a dick sucking on my dick, it was totally gay and I'm fine with it.
So should you

i mean that if im giving kind of a sloppy blowjob, when i let him pull out its pretty common for his dick to kind of slap against my face a little bit. this is fine for cut guys, but with uncut guys they can find it uncomfortable

lol faggot

Are you by any chance referring to that one video where that happens while his mom is telling him about a conspiracy theory or some shit and he says that that is a fake story though? Always posted in ylyl on gif

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haha wtf is sludgepuppy doing here

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that's exactly the video i was using for reference. he's camming i think? and she's 3 maybe 4 feet away trying to tell him about their cousin who believes in nostradamus and this dude has like half a fist up his arse and is spanking his semi and finally gets fed up and starts red pilling her on prophecy's.

probably one of the funniest videos on the internet

I'm not him, I just thought it'd be funny.
I was wondering how much of this talk was shitposting but it looks like there's atleast two of us here.

Sodomites are not allowed to Banepost

That's the one!!

Tom Hardy said that he experimented with men when he was younger tho

So did the mods see this thread which was apparently baneposting, (but not actually baneposting, but actually a question about the scene), and refrain from deleting it because it became about fapping to traps?

I'm not a fag, but I do have homosexual tendencies sometimes. Especially online

they left it up because it didn't contain the word "chrissy"

Perfect.

CIA is truly a chessmaster. He had been in that situation a million times before, and he had every possibility pinpointed to peerless perfection. Every possiblity, that is, except for you!