Just passing through

Just passing through

gonna need more

Do it with a knife

Keep goin

Go on

Why r you looking for this kind of attention?

What else should I put in my vagina ?

Am lonely :(

Dog penis

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!
MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP

Already has an axe wound, thinks scissors will hurt.

>Labiaplasty 2: Holy Fuck That Hurts Boogaloo

do you have any action figures

Gonna take a rain check on that one

I have anime figures

What the ass is even wrong with you?

put the sharpie in the pooper

Hot light bulb

Hot hair straightener

can you spread dem lips

my dubs wills it OP

chuck em in feet first, I want them to look like they're being swallowed by quicksand

Sock.

Is this a joke about her most likely fucking stereotypical douches who wear axe cologne and the issues that developed from it?

Bottle in pussy Sharpe in ass

moar
put high heels in pussy

Lots

kitchen knife

Care to write "For Dan" on yourself? My birthday is the 15th.

Put sock in puss puss

Stuff panties in puss

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Just spread pussy wide with both hands, to start

This has potential to be a gud bread

that's a snagglepuss if i've ever seen one

thanks OP, that is pretty much what I hoped for

do you think you could jam a tube of toothpaste in there?

Do you have kik ?

If you have a rolling pin, stick that in your pussy.

today OP was not a faggot
moar pls

not to be sexist but wouldn't that hurt? females are the fairer sex for a reason; i feel like this is just darwin-levels of stupid. What if someone grabbed those scissors and pulled them apart?

Women sure are fucking stupid.

kys

try a brush in the ass

Loofa. Don't even clean it. Just put a loofa in there.

>obvious round tip scissors in that gash
neck yourself

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Dirtiest sock I could find

It's not, but I prefer your interpretation now

op do half an avocado, with the pit still in it.

use that sharpie and write gotem above your belly button

Panties

>le white knight rare encounter approacheth--defends his female queen's honor on an obvious troll post

Don't worry Sup Forumsro, you're are getting the pussy for sure

One finger in your ass

thanks for the sharpie

Just hold that pussy open let's see inside. Then go head first with that anime figure

>Minute Maid
Shit that's what my ex used to call herself when I asked for sex
What is it about then?
show bob and vagene
Do your trips speak true?

I want to see your whole body but not the face

Stuff the panties all the way in. Until you can barely see them. Then masterbate until you cum all over them and once you're done then you can pull them out

>stained

no

I had to just check that my gf was asleep because that pussy is identical

I hope those are safety scissors

MY DICK

now, can you show bobs?

Thanks! Write "cum slut"with the Sharpie above your cunt with high heel in pussy

Kek man hahaha share a pic so we can confirme

>that pussy is identical
how many miles of dick

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I like mixing lemonade with ice tea.

Bless this attention whore thread with those Trips of Truth. Blessed yet again, I'm thankful.

Honestly your puss is disgusting. I can only imagine what it smells like. Gross as fuck.

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Nani?!

How much of your hand can fit inside?

Use a spoon

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you said it my dude, she's already dead.

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>too lazy to find a hesrightyouknow.jpg morgan freeman pic (and i prob didn't save one anyway) so this will have to work

Do you have kik ???

>set camera to take photo hands free
>voice command, whatever
>two fingers from each hand in vagina
>spread vagina as wide as it will go
>take photo
>post
>???
>profit

yo tf is wrong with u

Check'm . Also... Don't put sharp stuff in your body. Just imagine having to explain how it happened at the hospital.

do you autism bro?

Can we just get a good shot of your ass? We’ll keep the attention coming

What did that sock smell like? Describe it please

A girthy object please. As wide as you're able to take.

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NUKE it boyos, she left.

Let us take a trip back to 2006....

sorry fam, banged two different females in my 27 1/2 years of life, i'm incapable of autism in that regard alone

keep fawning over nasty trash Sup Forumsitches on the internet tho fam, maybe one day you're little pecker will meet a female's vagnene that isn't your mom's

holy shit she's a masochist
[spoiler]put a soccer cleet in it[/spoiler]

A banana

wow. nice puss to look at

A remote control

Still waiting on whole hand.

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oh shit I forgot about that

hang on guys, I've got some pics somewhere here of my ex with a knife in her pussy

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>fam

how much mileage did u have back then?

I want to see that

but wait! there's more!