Just passing through
Just passing through
gonna need more
Do it with a knife
Keep goin
Go on
Why r you looking for this kind of attention?
What else should I put in my vagina ?
Am lonely :(
Dog penis
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!
MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP
Already has an axe wound, thinks scissors will hurt.
>Labiaplasty 2: Holy Fuck That Hurts Boogaloo
do you have any action figures
Gonna take a rain check on that one
I have anime figures
What the ass is even wrong with you?
put the sharpie in the pooper
Hot light bulb
Hot hair straightener
can you spread dem lips
my dubs wills it OP
chuck em in feet first, I want them to look like they're being swallowed by quicksand
Sock.
Is this a joke about her most likely fucking stereotypical douches who wear axe cologne and the issues that developed from it?
Bottle in pussy Sharpe in ass
moar
put high heels in pussy
Lots
kitchen knife
Care to write "For Dan" on yourself? My birthday is the 15th.
Put sock in puss puss
Stuff panties in puss
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Just spread pussy wide with both hands, to start
This has potential to be a gud bread
that's a snagglepuss if i've ever seen one
thanks OP, that is pretty much what I hoped for
do you think you could jam a tube of toothpaste in there?
Do you have kik ?
If you have a rolling pin, stick that in your pussy.
today OP was not a faggot
moar pls
not to be sexist but wouldn't that hurt? females are the fairer sex for a reason; i feel like this is just darwin-levels of stupid. What if someone grabbed those scissors and pulled them apart?
Women sure are fucking stupid.
kys
try a brush in the ass
Loofa. Don't even clean it. Just put a loofa in there.
>obvious round tip scissors in that gash
neck yourself
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Dirtiest sock I could find
It's not, but I prefer your interpretation now
op do half an avocado, with the pit still in it.
use that sharpie and write gotem above your belly button
Panties
>le white knight rare encounter approacheth--defends his female queen's honor on an obvious troll post
Don't worry Sup Forumsro, you're are getting the pussy for sure
One finger in your ass
thanks for the sharpie
Just hold that pussy open let's see inside. Then go head first with that anime figure
>Minute Maid
Shit that's what my ex used to call herself when I asked for sex
What is it about then?
show bob and vagene
Do your trips speak true?
I want to see your whole body but not the face
Stuff the panties all the way in. Until you can barely see them. Then masterbate until you cum all over them and once you're done then you can pull them out
>stained
no
I had to just check that my gf was asleep because that pussy is identical
I hope those are safety scissors
MY DICK
now, can you show bobs?
Thanks! Write "cum slut"with the Sharpie above your cunt with high heel in pussy
Kek man hahaha share a pic so we can confirme
>that pussy is identical
how many miles of dick
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I like mixing lemonade with ice tea.
Bless this attention whore thread with those Trips of Truth. Blessed yet again, I'm thankful.
Honestly your puss is disgusting. I can only imagine what it smells like. Gross as fuck.
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Nani?!
How much of your hand can fit inside?
Use a spoon
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you said it my dude, she's already dead.
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>too lazy to find a hesrightyouknow.jpg morgan freeman pic (and i prob didn't save one anyway) so this will have to work
Do you have kik ???
>set camera to take photo hands free
>voice command, whatever
>two fingers from each hand in vagina
>spread vagina as wide as it will go
>take photo
>post
>???
>profit
yo tf is wrong with u
Check'm . Also... Don't put sharp stuff in your body. Just imagine having to explain how it happened at the hospital.
do you autism bro?
Can we just get a good shot of your ass? We’ll keep the attention coming
What did that sock smell like? Describe it please
A girthy object please. As wide as you're able to take.
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NUKE it boyos, she left.
Let us take a trip back to 2006....
sorry fam, banged two different females in my 27 1/2 years of life, i'm incapable of autism in that regard alone
keep fawning over nasty trash Sup Forumsitches on the internet tho fam, maybe one day you're little pecker will meet a female's vagnene that isn't your mom's
holy shit she's a masochist
[spoiler]put a soccer cleet in it[/spoiler]
A banana
wow. nice puss to look at
A remote control
Still waiting on whole hand.
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oh shit I forgot about that
hang on guys, I've got some pics somewhere here of my ex with a knife in her pussy
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>fam
how much mileage did u have back then?
I want to see that
but wait! there's more!