Dan, what are you trying to tell us?
What did Dan include this for?
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Stop please I don't want to argue today I'm having a good day okay?
where should i go for fun in syrupistan
for hiking & nice bars
LCBO
Slander is illegal I'll se you in court jack ass
What is there to argue about?
thanks dan!
You mean to say for what purpose did Dan include this. This is why you never get full marks on your papers OP.
>needs a purpose besides muh dick
What's in the bucket Dan?
I want Sup Forums to leave. This is a serious board.
West. Somewhere like Calgary. Here in Ottawa we got some cool hiking paths but it's not as nice looking as out west.
For you.
You know what's in the bucket.
hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
Idk and I'm not Dan before you say gotcha
Why does Dan feel the need to insert his fetish into the shit he's putting on TV? Foot-fags are degenerates.
Dan's latest fetish.
I'm trying to organize an operation to get him busted, anyone in?
C'mon dan, we're all friends here. I'm a big fan of your work.
What message was Dan trying to convey in this scene?
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Huh.. Damn...
This is fake
She's trying to get juice from the potato you're taking this out of context
To be honest I wish I had a foot fetish, i really do. seeing all the girls wearing sandals in the summer must be as if girls are walking around without any pants on to those guys. that would be god tier.
i've tried to give myself a foot fetish but i literally can't figure out what it is. is it how they look? how they smell? how ticklish they are? can someone redpill me
Good question, what about this one?
Dan "let me cum in your hair and i'll put you on air" Schneider
Dan i like em young schnider
They're smooth, they smell good, they've got a lot of nerves in them to stimulate
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Dan who?
I wonder what's on her hand?
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Schneider.
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Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
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I didn't know dan was into traps
:3
me too
Dan "the diaper sniper" Schneider
Dan "face in the sheets let me see the peach" Schneider
DAN HIT YOU IN THE ELBOW WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER 20 TIMES SCHNEIDER
DAN I AM NOT FAT NOW GET IN MURDER MAC SCHNEIDER
DAN LURE HER IN WITH 10 FREE BEERS I AIN'T AFRAID OF 29 YEARS SCHNEIDER
DAN LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM AS I STAB YOU IN THE SPLEAN SCHNEIDER
DAN SHE'S NOT DEAD SO I BROKE OFF AN ICE PICK IN HER HEAD SCHNEIDER
DAN I CAN'T STRANGLE SO I USED A COAT HANGER AND PLIERS TO MANGLE SCHNEIDER
DAN I DON'T STRESS LET'S LEAVE HER BODY ON THE LAWN AND WATCH THE PRESS SCHNEIDER
DAN I AM NOT A LIAR BUT YOU CAN CALL ME PLIER SCHNEIDER
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who has the one from drake and josh where josh has to rub that girls feet, also all these threads are getting slid
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HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?
I'm so fucking autistic I can't hold eye contact with a FUCKING VIDEO without looking away awkwardly.
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even michael... really dan?
is there any legit nudes of ariana grande? shes so hot
>That perfect angle
>autistic
You're embarrassing yourself
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no. no she's not
>she's trying to get juice out of the potato
HA lame fucking excuse
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So why do we hate this guy again? he is rolling in teen pussy and we hate him why?
After I read this I realized I as giving her a death stare the entire webm. No wonder people avoid me.
what did he do?
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Dan "why do they run, I just want some fun" Schneider
Dan "If a hear the AMBER Alert, I make her squirt" Schneider
Dan "playing twister with your little sister" Schneider
Dan "My cock for breakfast" Schneider
Dan "covered in semen, still not leavin'" Schneider
still looks like a dude
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I mean she's pretty passable, 9/10 guys wouldn't be able to tell that she has a feminine penis.
Don't act like you dont want that boipucci
dan ima ride her schneider
that's not a boy there's no way
look at the disgust in their eyes.
Sad.
She's not a boy, she just happens to have been born with a penis.
Boy=/= penis
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Dan "re-apply your makeup, cause I just fucked your face up" Schneider
we have laws ahmed. maybe your little book of scribles doesnt explain modern civilizations rules and you think your book of scribles is all that matters but we can shoot you if you try that shit in murica. you should have picked germany where they just let you do what ever you want
i like some traps but s/he fucked up with that "disgusted" face it looks all manny :((
look at the hands again when its putting the lotion on its skin
What is the appropriate level of looking at someone in conversation? I can't look at a person's face for more than 2 seconds without sperging the fuck out.
I do the same thing user, it takes me a very long time to get comfortable with someone enough to look at them.
Even then I don't most of the time.
Dan "Get the pillow, shes a biter" Schneider
Behind the scenes filmed by Dan.
what the fuck dan
Anyone notice how footfags are always weird as fuck?
yes desu
Delete this!
probably B.C. maybe banff (full of normies tho) prob a bunch of sno sluts, but a smaller town around banff might be worth a visit if you are into outdoors. The rocky mountains are remarkable. That, or the north, or the east (ontario, but not Toronto). The middle of Canada (part of Alberta, most of Saskatchewan and Manitoba) are prairies, and you likely wouldn't enjoy as much
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I love her so much :'(
What did they do to her
I miss you Amanda
>tee hee i'm so quirky
I also give death stares to people.
I have extremely strong eye contact and only notice it when the person starts to constantly look away after every 10-20 seconds of eye contact.
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>666
Anyone else think she looks like a young brooke Baldwin?
You don't think she's cute?
:(
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Dan "Take in my dick or the microchip" Schneider
DAN I EAT ICECREAM WITH FORKS AND CUM IN HER CORPSE SCHNEIDER
god, I fucking hate this fat jew
just looking at him makes me sick
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
A pretty girl with a short hospital gown thingy with her hands in restraints using her feet to scratch her nose.
Yeah that's not fetish material, Dan I really want you around kids.
Dan "I'm not bluffing so you better start sucking" Schneider
Dan "your parents are away, now it's time to play" Schneider
Dan "blood and cum is all I've done" Schneider
Dan "she's really tight so we'll be all night" Schneider
Dan "feed her pills then give her thrills" Schneider
Girl told me that one of my best friends had a foot fetish. I guess they were hooking up a few years ago and she told me about how she used to text her. One of their conversations went like this:
>him: what are you doing?
>her: nothing, laying in bed. hbu?
>him: are you wearing socks?
>her: ummm no
>him: ok good. when i come over i dont want u to be wearing socks
Funny stuff. Can never look at him the same way knowing that he sucks toes.
DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
DAN WHEN I FEEL THE NEED I LIKE TO FORCE FEED (HER FACE WITH MY COCK) SCHNEIDER
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