When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
I’m a millionaire thanks to cryptocurrency, what’s the jock done? Gone to trade school?
Alexander Scott
ahahahah being o college student in US seems really a shit! thanks the god I don't believe in I'm Italian!
Jonathan Morris
Yes, millionaires famously spend all their time posting on /b, that hive of high achievers and real go-getters.
Grayson Anderson
Your English is fucking awful.
Aaron Martin
A crypto millionaire plausibly could be a shut-in neckbeard like the rest of us.
Ayden Ward
first off have fun with aids trying to justify your lifestyle makes you look like a prick who cant take that you got a girl preg an now you have to deal with the slow sex or no sex life, your life is about over around 30 have fun second he's talking about high school also, fuck you I make more as an artist then you ever will
Isaiah Anderson
Newfag detected Everyone on Sup Forums is either a Russian computer hacker, a cryptocurrency jewmaster, fucking retarded, or some variant of the three
Bentley Parker
reeee but that still means he lost at life which is entirely the point of op you cuck
Tyler Carter
what?
Kevin Morales
that dude looks like a miserable little prick of a man.
Christian Ward
Daily Reminder John Bettendorf is still at raging rage (except his puny penor)
William Harris
Maybe but my school life wasn't and that's much more important to me
as you like but still in your country being a nerd at school makes you worth of being bullied, enjoy it
Charles Davis
... as an artist people dont really fuck with you the most you will get is people asking you to draw stupid shit for them jesus is google translate down for you?
Thank you for sharing your self hatred with Sup Forums
Andrew Campbell
Oh well. I’m fixing it now. I can be a cool adult
Michael Gutierrez
im Sup Forums, you prick fuck. im the world most dangerous hacker. you want me to fuck you up by hacking you? no? then shut the fuck up prick fuck virgin dick nigger
Ethan Johnson
artists don't have punctuation on their keyboards? doesn't seem that you are too happy with your "artist's life", good for you that they pay you well!
Kevin Harris
These photo opportunities are so dumb. The guy put his helmet down for her to stand on rather than just have her tip-toe or slump?
Yes I'm jelly.
Jack Perry
REMINDER
When I was 15 I was playing beatmania on my 7 key deck on my girlfriends back while I fucked her doggystyle.
Joshua Diaz
by girlfriend you meant your bitch? by bitch i mean your dog. you're just as disgusting and retarded like the rest of Sup Forums. im going back to redit
Parker Myers
thanks?
Brayden Hill
HORK HORK HORK
Jonathan Gutierrez
tfw at my age (26 years Old) Atractive 15 years old males are fucking cute girls
Joshua Ortiz
18 and still a virgin. Life is shit here
Asher Howard
you are the fulfillment of the American dream, wealthy and sad! you're welcome
Nolan Campbell
but I'm pretty happy honestly i get to sit in my house an draw an people pay me for that
Noah Scott
When I was 15 I was a social outcast for being a redneck in a liberal school filled with feminists and faggots. Now I'm 26, and I'm trying to marry a 17 year old virgin. People who get married at the same age are complete fucking idiots. I've had sex, just not much of it. It's not worth it to me unless I'm going to have kids. I've spent my life learning how to be a responsible parent so I'll actually raise competent children. Joke's on you, faggot OP. I'm going to be banging a hot young teen and getting her pregnant, and she'll love me for ever. Why the hell you think I'd trade that for some stuck up feminist cunt is out of my fucking reach. Oh but I'm in really good shape and I'm handsome.
Hudson Powell
15? Lol gtfo virgin
John Ross
low quality bait
Henry Rogers
Shut up Incel your inferiority complex is showing
Leo Murphy
I'm also a huge racist and the girl was basically raised on KKK Christianity. It's a dream come true lmao
Nathaniel Nelson
Pics or none of this is true you lying son of a bitch
Austin Rodriguez
Are you North Korean or Russian?
>if he’s Indian I’m going to fucking kill myself
Zachary Walker
Never thought that drawing stupid shit could be an enjoyable work but still good for you that you like it
Camden Cook
I also became considerably wealthier after the whole crypto currency thing. But I don’t think I’ve changed much, and the money definitely hasn’t changed me.
I live in my own apartment, and I can get pretty much any person I want to have sex with me. Unfortunately, only traps get me off so there isn’t much point in that.
Aiden Long
its pretty fun to test out my skills i dont have to break my back or even put in much hard work
Cooper Brooks
you would be surprised
Luis Morgan
Are you a millionaire?
Lincoln Reyes
I got top in 8th grade ido what op is talking about. Most girls I've datedbsaid they liked me for my personality and I know for a fact in middle School I was not in the popular group and I definitely was not even close to a hot.
Noah Brooks
I was that guy having sex when I was younger than 15, trust me, it wasn't worth it. I wish I could've given my virginity to somebody that would stay in my life
don't feel too bad, virgins. you'll find somebody someday. hopefully it's the right somebody, too.
Camden Cook
>When you were 15,
THIS SAME FUCKING THREAD YET AGAIN TODAY?!?!!?
Nicholas Perry
A boy doesn't magically become a man just because he fucks some slut, plenty of faggots still out there who got laid early. I fucked the brains out of a dozen south korean whores while stationed there in my 20s and it didn't improve my decision making abilities or help me succeed financially. It's just advanced masturbation.
Julian Turner
How to get cute Asian gf??
Teach me faggot
Nathan Watson
When I went to school all the guys were trying to hit that young pussy and getting friendzoned or some other stupid shit. I however was hitting on MILF/GILF women. It was fucking great. All the pussy none of the fucking headaches of young bitches "buy me this....lets go out here..." And most love anal and some light kink shit And if it did happen. She paid for everything. Fuck you young bucks....learn what a good milf can do for you
Ryan Fisher
Lost my virginity to a thot at 15 (She was a virgin too who eventually became a thot), not entirely worth it. Save it for a nice girl
Samuel Young
Good story. Reddit is over that way.
Brandon Mitchell
Reminder, when I was 15 video games didn't really exist and I was having sex.
Aaron Brooks
it was in a bathroom. i wish i wouldve lost mine somewhere nice and with a girl who wasnt a total fucking slut. even thinking about her makes me feel dirty, like i need to scrub myself down.