Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

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Where is that jock now?

I’m a millionaire thanks to cryptocurrency, what’s the jock done? Gone to trade school?

ahahahah being o college student in US seems really a shit! thanks the god I don't believe in I'm Italian!

Yes, millionaires famously spend all their time posting on /b, that hive of high achievers and real go-getters.

Your English is fucking awful.

A crypto millionaire plausibly could be a shut-in neckbeard like the rest of us.

first off have fun with aids trying to justify your lifestyle makes you look like a prick who cant take that you got a girl preg an now you have to deal with the slow sex or no sex life, your life is about over around 30 have fun
second he's talking about high school
also, fuck you I make more as an artist then you ever will

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Everyone on Sup Forums is either a Russian computer hacker, a cryptocurrency jewmaster, fucking retarded, or some variant of the three

reeee but that still means he lost at life which is entirely the point of op you cuck

what?

that dude looks like a miserable little prick of a man.

Daily Reminder John Bettendorf is still at raging rage (except his puny penor)

Maybe but my school life wasn't and that's much more important to me

as you like but still in your country being a nerd at school makes you worth of being bullied, enjoy it

... as an artist people dont really fuck with you the most you will get is people asking you to draw stupid shit for them jesus is google translate down for you?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Vitelloni

something to learn anout

i was just about to post the same shit

Thank you for sharing your self hatred with Sup Forums

Oh well. I’m fixing it now. I can be a cool adult

im Sup Forums, you prick fuck. im the world most dangerous hacker. you want me to fuck you up by hacking you? no? then shut the fuck up prick fuck virgin dick nigger

artists don't have punctuation on their keyboards?
doesn't seem that you are too happy with your "artist's life", good for you that they pay you well!

These photo opportunities are so dumb. The guy put his helmet down for her to stand on rather than just have her tip-toe or slump?

Yes I'm jelly.

REMINDER

When I was 15 I was playing beatmania on my 7 key deck on my girlfriends back while I fucked her doggystyle.

by girlfriend you meant your bitch? by bitch i mean your dog. you're just as disgusting and retarded like the rest of Sup Forums. im going back to redit

thanks?

HORK HORK HORK

tfw at my age (26 years Old) Atractive 15 years old males are fucking cute girls

18 and still a virgin. Life is shit here

you are the fulfillment of the American dream, wealthy and sad! you're welcome

but I'm pretty happy honestly i get to sit in my house an draw an people pay me for that

When I was 15 I was a social outcast for being a redneck in a liberal school filled with feminists and faggots.
Now I'm 26, and I'm trying to marry a 17 year old virgin.
People who get married at the same age are complete fucking idiots.
I've had sex, just not much of it. It's not worth it to me unless I'm going to have kids. I've spent my life learning how to be a responsible parent so I'll actually raise competent children.
Joke's on you, faggot OP.
I'm going to be banging a hot young teen and getting her pregnant, and she'll love me for ever. Why the hell you think I'd trade that for some stuck up feminist cunt is out of my fucking reach.
Oh but I'm in really good shape and I'm handsome.

15? Lol gtfo virgin

low quality bait

Shut up Incel your inferiority complex is showing

I'm also a huge racist and the girl was basically raised on KKK Christianity.
It's a dream come true lmao

Pics or none of this is true you lying son of a bitch

Are you North Korean or Russian?

>if he’s Indian I’m going to fucking kill myself

Never thought that drawing stupid shit could be an enjoyable work but still good for you that you like it

I also became considerably wealthier after the whole crypto currency thing. But I don’t think I’ve changed much, and the money definitely hasn’t changed me.

I live in my own apartment, and I can get pretty much any person I want to have sex with me. Unfortunately, only traps get me off so there isn’t much point in that.

its pretty fun to test out my skills i dont have to break my back or even put in much hard work

you would be surprised

Are you a millionaire?

I got top in 8th grade ido what op is talking about. Most girls I've datedbsaid they liked me for my personality and I know for a fact in middle School I was not in the popular group and I definitely was not even close to a hot.

I was that guy having sex when I was younger than 15, trust me, it wasn't worth it. I wish I could've given my virginity to somebody that would stay in my life

don't feel too bad, virgins. you'll find somebody someday. hopefully it's the right somebody, too.

>When you were 15,

THIS SAME FUCKING THREAD YET AGAIN TODAY?!?!!?

A boy doesn't magically become a man just because he fucks some slut, plenty of faggots still out there who got laid early. I fucked the brains out of a dozen south korean whores while stationed there in my 20s and it didn't improve my decision making abilities or help me succeed financially. It's just advanced masturbation.

How to get cute Asian gf??

Teach me faggot

When I went to school all the guys were trying to hit that young pussy and getting friendzoned or some other stupid shit.
I however was hitting on MILF/GILF women.
It was fucking great.
All the pussy none of the fucking headaches of young bitches "buy me this....lets go out here..."
And most love anal and some light kink shit
And if it did happen. She paid for everything.
Fuck you young bucks....learn what a good milf can do for you

Lost my virginity to a thot at 15 (She was a virgin too who eventually became a thot), not entirely worth it. Save it for a nice girl

Good story. Reddit is over that way.

Reminder, when I was 15 video games didn't really exist and I was having sex.

it was in a bathroom. i wish i wouldve lost mine somewhere nice and with a girl who wasnt a total fucking slut. even thinking about her makes me feel dirty, like i need to scrub myself down.