Hottest phrases during sex?
>"I want to have your abortion"
Hottest phrases during sex?
John Wood
Eli Gutierrez
Yeah that one
Wyatt Torres
you're my third partner today
Isaiah Bell
I think I just sharted
Ethan Butler
Do you know da wae?
Mason Carter
Yup
Bentley Fisher
I can't concentrate when the dog is in the fridge
Jaxon Perry
Is this how your daddy does it?
Brandon Robinson
>hi i’m op and i just watched the commentary for fight club
Elijah Torres
pull out, dont even nut on me
Cooper Murphy
I haven't been fucked like this since grade school.
Ian Moore
I know who's having tendies tonight!
Brody Ortiz
Rodeo: You're almost as tight as your sister/bestfriend.
Parker Martin
This is how your dad likes it
Brody Morris
that's so lovely. just poetry.
Tyler White
Is it in yet?
Caleb Martinez
hottest phrase ever:
Walk The Dinosaur
Gabriel Sanders
It's not gay if we get married
Tyler Foster
I'm going to breed your pussy
Nathan Williams
this reminds of sandwitch
Jeremiah Smith
only met one woman into 'being bred' but thank fuck my swimmers don't swim, cause she was not mum material
Cameron Wood
Do you want a cup of coffee?
Charles Ward
As long as it's decaf because I have to wake up early tomorrow
Henry Bell
1) You took that from fightclub
2) A girl saying that is lying. She wants you to think she'll kill your kid so you'll take fewer precautions.
Thomas Martin
...
Connor Richardson
"Mmmmm I got dubs"
Chase Roberts
>are you ready to be a single mother
Jose Walker
> Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Cameron Wright
Probably not phrase, but this girl I was fucking raw kept on saying "condom,condom" but without any intention of stopping me, when I did I asked "But doesn't this feel better" she just grabbed my dick and put it back inside her and here's rolled back. I'll never forget that
Camden Gray
let me have your babies
Aiden Torres
>and here's rolled back
what
Luis Sullivan
>keep swallowing
Jonathan Price
I'm pretty new to -this- side of sex so that might be the reason why, but hearing "keep sucking my cock" really gets to me
Nicholas Murphy
Laying in my bed with a pretty Latina girl. She was wearing a summer dress above the knee. After about a half hour i lean over and just kiss her and she was into it. She hikes up her dress to show me her pussy and has no panties, she says, "is this what you want". She sent me through the roof...
Leo Carter
I love when a woman I am fucking is close to cumming and she starts yelling out directions.
Faster, don't stop, right there right there
Justin Peterson
That's what Marla Singer says to Tyler Durden in the novel. The director of the film Fight Club thought that would be too offensive so it was changed.
Wyatt Gutierrez
“I do believe you’re fucking the shit out of me.”
Kevin Bailey
"First left after the traffic lights, then straight down until you see the billboard!"
Xavier Campbell
Stick it in my ass.
Adrian Flores
you're tighter than your mother, but not so tight as your dad
Michael Nguyen
LMAO..was just trying to remember what that was from..
Justin Jenkins
nice dubs.... I mean "Nice Dubs Baby!"
William Garcia
Pussy always feels better between breakouts :)
Luis Wilson
Ted Bundy killed my mom and all I got was this skinsuit....
Christian Mitchell
More of this girl pls
Aiden James
Scoopy Da Poopy, swiggty-wootywooty
Julian Peterson
> pic related
Benjamin Morales
What's A Crime?
Noah Russell
Sauce?
Andrew Jones
Fuck man
Sebastian Price
Our Daughter, Obviously. Fucking Stupid English Speakers.
Matthew Long
>>Stop, I'm only 10!
Charles Miller
"Rape me"
Ryan Mitchell
...
Wyatt Ortiz
> "Help! Somebody please HELP ME!"
Parker Ross
No you fuckwit the picture source, are you retarded?
Cameron Young
I like fucking my girlfriend. The best things that she's said so far are apologies for arguments.
Brody Parker
Green TEXT NOT GREEN IRIS!
Iris is A PLURATIVE, FFS!
虹膜是
Ethan Smith
I remember my first meme
Noah Reyes
Nothing against peweds but this shit is fucking lame and gay.
Jonathan Reed
I hope this is a bot, otherwise user is off his meds again.
Camden Martin
wolframalpha.com
170141183460469231731687303715884105727 is a prime number.
Cooper Cruz
7
Adam Moore
s is for simon, for the stupidest humans that ever lived.
Cunts couldn't even figure out to hold the fucking door politely like a Mait're Dee.
Suck A Dick.
Hunter Morgan
Help!
Grayson Martinez
No!
Trump Never Learned That Word Honor!
FUCK OUR LIVES! WE ARE AS STUPID AMERICANS TOO! NOOOO! SIMON CURSE OF ADD'EM FAMILY!
Kapow.
4 Lily, Flower Of Time.4百合,花時間。
Carter Robinson
I'm not a robot, everyone. Enjoy infinity I guess.
Just keep it the fuck down you noisy cunts.
Dylan Cox
Thank God I Never Met The Creator Of Related Picture Attached Potato.
Nicholas Bennett
Kek
Oliver Reed
Underrated.
Grayson Wilson
Wife and I were both a little drunk, and fucking. She moaned "Fuck me with your black cock" We're both white.
Christopher Evans
If a girl told me that, I'd cum instantly.
Jaxson Moore
Sorry.
Levi Flores
Same. My gf stopped saying "dont stop" cuz i'd nut too soon.
Zachary Rivera
Potato.
Adrian Gray
"give me that hot consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction."
Adam Carter
Anal Sex Galore. We Can Do Without The Whore Translation Too, It's Just A Proposal Presented By Simon.
Daniel Roberts
I want you to fuck my sister next.
Austin Martin
“I want to see how high I can make it squirt” referring to my dick...when we were 15
Oliver Ramirez
GF pretty much always screams out "Harder!" when she is about to cum. Always gets me
Jeremiah Green
Mister, please stop, I'm only 11
Asher Sanders
Kek
Landon Bell
the side where there's a dick in your mouth?
Gabriel Young
Hahaha
Jaxon Russell
"How about I give you a rimjob while you are fucking her?"
At this point, I don't really care if that comes from a male or a female.
Jordan Edwards
At Least WAIT Until I'm Done With Her! Jesus.
Buddha Got IT Wrong.
Simon Got It Right. Remember That P33333ps.