Share your secrets Sup Forums !

Share your secrets Sup Forums !

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I'm jerking off as we speak to the goth girls that went to waste in my high school.

Goth Kat 08. Good pussy. Life is unfair I didn't tap that I wanted a 3 year relationship take her out to eat buy her teddy bears games restaurants listen to music draw her and shit. Everything you see in a Mexican soap or a romance novel.

I can't stop posting nudes of my wife and doxing her. It's become an addiction

Roses and chocolates from a Latino. Worlds greatest boyfriend. That's me. Its funny hitting trash.

Completely Fucking safe good guy slightly delinquent stayed out of trouble. Not stupid.

I get off on the thought of having a threesome with my gf and another guy.

....faggot s. If you went to high school with me I want to find you in the street and stab you. That's why I train mixed martial arts and carry brass knuckles and a knife with me at all times. I wanna be a teenager in my early 20s cheating on 7 broads going to the itssugar with my girlfriend. Dave and busters gentleman shit. Trash...

European. I'm a Nazi. All my shit went to the Puerto Rican niggers from new York the mexican latino that belongs to me.

There's a black guy and a white girl and an Indian and a white girl wannabe French. Before they came up with Latino.

You're not white to be a fucking wigger. Reverse neo Nazi.

I'm a neo Nazi. Just not white.

>be me
>married 9 years
>go on backpage for some Asian ass
>meet girl
>shes 19 and 10/10 Asian honey
>see her twice a week for 4 months
>really hit it off on a personal level
>tells me she doesnt want to be a whore anymore
>needs a place to stay to get out of the life
>not even here legally
>I have several apts for rent
>put her up in one
>its been 6 months
>see her everyday for lunch sex
>she thinks were may be in love

Gonna be hard to ditch her, but Ive gotten over the asian thing. I do love that smooth skin and subservient ways, but all in all, Im sticking with my wife and kids.

when I'm sick of Sup Forums I browse 9gag

I like to tell my story, I've told this one a couple of times in these threads.

When i was 10 years old i met this girl, we started hanging out, telling secrets, playing some rounds of doctor and I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Eventually we started hanging out almost every day, we would talk, feel eachother up, and sometimes just sit naked and stare at eachother. I loved her face, her voice, her hair, but most of all, she had a birthmark shaped like a hear above her vagina.
About a year of hanging out we just agreed we're bf and gf.
A couple of months pass and she moves away. It broke my heart. I became extremely depressed and no one knew how to help. Eventually i "moved on" but knew that a piece of me was lost that day and I'll never find it again.

12 years later. I've had a few girlfriends, I've hooked up a couple of times, messed around with some women, and some men. Until one day i go to a party with a buddy of mine.
I spot this really hot chick. I go over and start talking to her, eventually we start feeling eachother up. I ask for her name and she tells me she rather keep our names secrets, so that if anything happens it won't get personal.
We go upstairs and decide to end the night strong. As we make it upstairs to some room, she gets naked, i get naked, I'm about to go down on her. Then i spot the birthmark. I stand up, look her dead in the eyes and says her name. It took her a second to realise who i was. We sit there talking about the last 12 years.

A year later we got married, and i have a son on the way (should be within the month). Now the reason this is a "secret" is because i don't tell people the fact that we almost had nameless sex at some frat house.

i have gay sex with my division VP every day

I'm sexually attracted to minors.

That's awesome if real. Nice happy story.

You’re on Sup Forums.
Let’s be honest here guys.

Good on you user

I have frequent dreams about brutally killing people i know in different ways and then hiding the bodies in actual locations that i know of.
The dreams range from just simple stabbings, to carefully taking out every single bone one at a time until the person can't live any longer.

These dreams mixed with insomnia essentially fused them into my memories and now i can't tell if ice killed anyone or not. It even got to the point where i went to a spot in the woods and tried to dig up the body of a neighbor girl that i "killed". But it wasn't there.
I'm actually going crazy.

I lost my virginity to a girl with cerebral palsy.

Seek help before you actually hurt someone dude

Well, at least you only dream of it.

Serial Killers always make it look easy to kill someone.

It isn't. And living with it isn't easy either.
You know it is your secret and yours only, something you can't share. That's depressing.

Imagine you could just tell your wife "Babe, I love killing people. Wanna see some of the bodies?"

But you'd ruin 2 lives with these sentences either way.

I have a fart fetish because when i was 12 my 18 year old sister bare ass farted in my face because her friend dared her to.

Pretty young ones. But I also like adults so I am ok I guess.

I want my young puerto rican wife to cuck me she has no idea but I want her to find out

Take out

Thanks for giving your wife and kids SARS over a joke like take out

My father had Cuban women you're a joke and an American. Fuck your take out and your wife that cucks you with black cock

I had a threeway with my gf and her twin sister. She even suggested it be her twin. Only way i can tell the difference between the two is my gf has a scar above her left boob.

Wh wh what's for breakfast dad

Yeah man call the suicide hotline to talk to somebody they can help

Oh wow, I haven't heard that one before.

holy shit thats a good story. hope you both are happy!

I can't stop looking for local nudes.
585.

>minors
>not PURE ロリコン

I once told my wife I was hanging out with a friend for a while and actually drove one state over to spend the weekend with my ex boyfriend. I've never blown a bigger load than I did with him and when he finally came for me it was a giant, delicious, sticky mess. I loved every second. And so did he. My wife never knew.

I once fucked an 84 year old woman

Im a pedofile

So is most of Sup Forums

>Fuck your take out and your wife that cucks you with black cock
wow, being this mad over someone elses life. My wife is loyal to a fault. plus shes kinda stupid common sense wise. youre just mad at someone who has the best of both worlds while you have no world.

I enjoy fapping on cam chat sites with girls of a questionable age. Single digits has been done before

When i was in highschool i hung out with a bunch of hoodlums. One day they convince me to break into this old guys home. I was just the lookout.
At some point the old man started coming down the stairs, i told my "friends" to get out of there. Instead one of them threw some object at the old man's head. He collapsed and i ran away. Waited about 30 minutes, then left an anonymous call that someone broke into the man's house. The cops found him dead at the bottom of the stairs.

Im very obsessed with medical stuff and no one except for my gf knows. I do medical exams with my gf every evening and even got her dragged into this "fetish". Its not really sexual tbh since we try to keep those physicals as real as possible but it still turns both of us on. Sometimes I also think about examine other girls or boys but I dont want to make this dream come true since I would be cheating on my gf and thats the last thing on earth I would do.

I love to watch my gf friends camshows like making bark like dog for their tips like good sluts

I struggle with drug addiction half of my life

sometimes I meet up with my best friends wife at lunchtime and we fuck in my car. We both get off on the thrill of it. Personally, I don't really like her, but she has a nice ass that I get to put my dick in, so no fucks given.

Why would I call the suicide hotline?

I am perfectly fine.

I am just sad that I can't share my hobbies and interests with the one I love.

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i hump, cuddle, and talk to my stuffed animals (all big cats). i want to date a trap. i am sex starved by my now gf who lives with me and I'm too stupid or care too much about her to leave her even when she doesn't cook or clean unless asked. i am into furrys, fursuits and yiff cukture yet i have not participated, i want to be raped by a real werewolf, thus turns me into a werewolf, i like cock but not men unless they look like a big sweaty lumber jack viking, i find a strong woman hot i want to die sometimes but not depressed or giving up just want out of this pointless rat race humanity has created. i would do almost anything sexual, i have blown many dogs i stopped years ago but still love the look of a dogs cock. i love anal. i have no gag reflex. i would love to be a living stuffed animal for a lonely girl or guy. i know how to hide a body so no one will ever find it. l want a girl who cleans her room (not really a secret but still) Wow thanks Sup Forums i feel great

Seek help fucker! That's all we are saying

I currently have a life size Pokemon plush that's coming in the mail soon. I'm gonna mod it and fuck it. But I have no idea where to store it.

At about age 8 me and the neighbors daughter found some porno mags in the woods. We spent all summer copying what we saw in the magazines. Oral and everything inbetween and attempts at penetrative sex in the fields and woods.

Group of older kids about 11-13 spotted what we were doing and made her give blowjobs to all of them.

I wonder what happened to her as we moved away not long after

Also I enjoy seeing Lolis on Sup Forums

I wonder since when Sup Forums has grown so soft.
All this newfaggotry is really shameful.

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Damn
That's heavy, bro

if you are good a sewing look up a tutorial on how to install a hidden zipper then you can have it out in the open anyone asks you have it so you don't roll around at night or you have panic attacks and don't want to use medication

Germany?

Unlucky on getting cucked bro, similar thing happened to me but we spent six months stanking up a basement until we got caught.

We could grab a drink or two.

consensually?

>Worthless NEET stepson insulted me at Thanksgiving
>I left tip that kids were buying Fentanyl at his house (his and friends rent a shitbox in suburbs.
>Didn't realize moron was holding 2 ounces of weed.
>Now dumb-shit has a felony charge and his mother wants me to pay for lawyer.

Sure

Didn't really get cucked bad. It only happened the once and she'd already blown me before the rest of them.

Still have the image in my head of me trying to push my little peen into her tight little innie

Are you from Germany?

Yup, even came inside her

I am a grown woman and I enjoy humiliating underage boys

Back when I was 16 I had my first gay experience...
...with a 12 year old boy.

I believe he had ADHD or something, he was crazy as fuck, he'd randomly undress himself, throw things around and scream at the top of his lungs. The one things that was able to calm him down, was easy computer games. He liked when I was touching him, he asked me if I could help him bathe, which at first I thought was kinda inappropriate but then I began to like it. He didn't mind when I touched him "in places" at all.

His parents were both kinda alcoholics and just white trash, the idea was that I would babysit him (a 16 year old babysitting a 12 or 13 year old, what gives.)

Anyway, he watched lots of porn. His parents didn't notice, obviously but he once showed me how he taped over his Duck Tales VHS tapes with late-night free-tv erotic movies and sexy clips, as well as sex-phone ads. His parents never noticed.

i remember our parents went off to see a concert or something, and me and him sat around at home, when he said he wanted to go out and play outside. So OK, he was pretending to shoot people with guns made from sticks and shouted like an idiot, while I kinda played along. It must've been late fall, like end of November or something, it was cold, rainy, and it went dark quite early.
We eventually went home, and his clothes were totally soiled, because he kinda played in the mud, etc. So his pants, socks, fleece jacket had to go into the washing machine, so I suggested we might as well throw in his sweater ant T-shirt.

That's amazing, tough break mang.

...

I enjoy disciplining girls, particularly spanking their bare bottoms as they are across my lap. Everything from the guidance to the act itself I find satisfying.

I'm secretly bi but nobody knows. I would never date a guy, just girls but if I had the opportunity to fuck a guy, I'd do it.

parent of the year

cont.
ok, so while the washing machine was running, he took a quick bath, while I again, "helped him bathe" and for the first time, I kinda intentionally touched him in places to see ho he reacts. I pretended to scrub is buttcrack and weiner to give it a deep clean. I also pulled back his foreskin and washed it all nice and clean there, and ever so lightly I pushed my pinky into his butthole, he just laughed a little, while my heart was racing like a friggin Formula 1 engine.

He was obviously a little embarrassed that his weiner got a little hard from me "washing" it, but he didn't say anything just moaned a little and grinned.

So out of the bathtub he went, and I sat him in at the computer in an armchair, so he can be kinda rolled in in a blanket.
I kinda began stroking his butt while he was playing. I noticed he was kinda knowing what's going on, because he started losing, but didn't say anything, just giggled. I told him that if he doesn't like what I'm doing, he can tell me, but I guess I was kinda "pushing it". Anyway, I eventually undressed myself and kinda slit behind him under the blanket. He was sitting between my legs and still playing video games, We were both rolled into the blanked, only his hands poked out to reach the keyboard and mouse (I've let him play Unreal Tournament).

It's a rewarding job, user. If you can enjoy even the harder parts, even more so.

Same here I guess. Would never date a guy but some sexual acts... maybe idk

cont.
So while we were sitting like that, my heart was obviously racing like crazy, and I began kissing his neck and shoulder. At the same time, I reached around and fondled his dick, and noticed it getting harder and a little bit of pre-cum coming out. I kinda scooped up his and mine pre-cum and rubbed it on his anus and kinda pushed some of it inside him as best as I could.

I then kinda re-adjusted him such that my dick would find it's way between his butt-cheeks. Slow thrusting ensued, and he began to moan, of all things. I don't think he moaned because he felt like moaning, but actually because he saw people in porn movies moan. It was this kind of artificial "ohhh, uhhh" moaning. I remember how my dick penetrated his anus a little. It wasn't like my dick was entirely in his ass, but the head was inside, I remember his sphincter rubbing against the end of my dick head and the top of my shaft. I came pretty quickly, because that sensation was just overwhelming. I hugged him, kissed him and asked if he liked it. He just giggled.

And then farted like super loudly.

We both laughed our asses off, and I went with him into the bathroom to "clean up ourselves". I removed his clothes from the washing machine and put it into the dryer. He was back at playing video games.

Winrar, but gay

cont.
So I got partially dressed, put on shorts and a my shirt and while he was playing Unreal Tournament and being completely immersed, I made a little snack, and got some chocolate and other sweets for us to snack on.

We ate at my computer desk, he was still sitting in front of the computer and I sat on a little stool at one side of it, like at a 90° angle from him.

He was a little bit obese, and had an incredible sweet tooth. So when he was going wild with his coke and chocolate, I kinda gave him a french kiss.
He actually responded, probably from seeing it in his little naughty videos. He didn't seem to mind at all, it was almost like 'whatever' to him.

Without even a blink in his eye he resumed playing UT.

So, his clothes were finally ready, I took them out, they smelling nice, dry and warm, and I suggested he sits down on my bed so I can dress him up, because why the hell not, right.

So he sat down on my bed with the blanket and a little game of "unroll the little boy" ensued, until he finally let me put on his socks. I was kinda kneeling at the bed side and well, started touching him again.
And then I kinda stared licking his dick and eventually began sucking him off. I held his dick with my left hand and stuck my right middle finger into his ass.

This time it got his full attention, his eyes closed, he was moaning and I asked him whether I should stop: no answer, shook his head a little.

When he came it was three or four teeny tiny squirts. A couple drops maybe. But he was going wild, he was squirming on my bed like something bit him in all the wrong places. When he calmed down I noticed he was sweating. I didn't swallow.

cont.
Instead I've pressed my lips against his anus, stuck my tongue in there a little and pushed it all into his butthole. I climbed into the bed and, well, didn't really penetrate him really, it was again, just my tip in his ass. But the feeling was quite something.

So after that session, We again, cleaned ourselves up, and I've dressed him up properly. He went back to plating UT, I went into the living room to watch TV. After a couple minutes it dawned on me what I had done, and I was terrified.
I didn't tell him not to say anything. I was afraid, he might make this into a joke and tell his parents just to play me.

He never told his parents. We're both in our mid-30's now and we occasionally bump into each other. But we never spoke of this again.

He was still requesting I'd help him bathe from time to time, when I was essentially babysitting him, but I never had sex with him again.

So there, that's probably my biggest secret.