My uni flat mate has left to go library, she's left her room unlocked. What should I do Sup Forums?

My uni flat mate has left to go library, she's left her room unlocked. What should I do Sup Forums?

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Shit on her bed

Respect her privacy, mong

post pictures of her bras

go in, take a few bras, cum in her underwear drawer, see if she has any sex toys (cum on them), and leave without a trace.

Cum on her bed

Go into her room and hang yourself in the closet for the ultimate prank

Pic of roommate?

3 sets of 20 push-ups each, in her room or in yours

>cum in her underwear
>cum on her sex toys
>then leave no trace

HAH

Pics or it didn't habben

Armeziech

>cum in her underwear drawer,
>leave without a trace.

Pick one.

She realizes someone was in her room.
She goes to whoever is in charge.
They check the CCTV and they see it's you.
You get kicked out of school.

>wipe off most cum
>not all
>uses it
>gets pregnant
>DNA test
>rape charges

Sup Forums, Where were you 20 years ago when I needed you?

No CCTV in hall as breach of privacy...

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Impressive. What size?

steal beer

Only 38A :(

Panties dude

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I hope she walks in on you faggot lol

Nice!! Dick on those panties

I hope so too, then she might want to fuck me

Wipe your ass with the crotch and give dat bitch a YEAST INFECTION!

i feel we nee a photo of her now, seeing as the underwear shows shes not a land whale?

Haha tempting lol

Steal all the panties. Then act completely normal / be surprised if she says anything.

The ol' stealth stinky puss

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Nice

You can't do a DNA test if you have no idea who the father is, genius.

kek

Find her dildos, put in ass. Post results

Write something on the mirror with your finger so when it fogs up she gets spooped

This is genius

Kek. That'll show her

Lol what you doing in Winchester boii? People been alerted to your presence so u better skeddaddle

can we come and join, we're in flat 9

Fuck off white knight.
M'lady doesn't want you

>I M P L Y I N G

agreed, draw dickbutt on mirror

I agree! Do something scary, like write the name of " is coming for you", pic related

take pic of op

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Bump

Come on, don't leave us hanging here now.

Find used underwear, jack off in them

Set it on fire

Op will deliver

OP is ded

Respect the trips. Deliver OP

Post moar panties and bras please.
Also do

OP here ... hi

>yfw OP got caught jacking off in his flatmates pants