Do you think it's possible to make love with an octopus...

Do you think it's possible to make love with an octopus? This is a dream and fetish i've had for five years now and just the thought of all eight of those squirming tentacles makes my womanhood tremble with lust.

Probably, just buy a tentacle toy

> Learn To GOOGLE You Pathetic Waste.
Tentacle porn is all over the God Damn place.. Now Tits or GTFO!

> obligatory

SO CLOSE

> Hive Mind

Tits or gtfo

buy one at the supermarket and find out

Have a large parrot bite your inner labia and then you'll have some idea of how fun it would be to fuck an octopus

You do know that those tickles have suction cups right? And not just the kind of suction cups you use on Windows these things have little rated teeth that they used to latch on to shit. You vaginas is going to smell even worse and be cut up. Or it might mistake your clit for a snack and bite it off. Your choice, if you go threw with it you better be on here the min after you beautiful weirdo

.. Spoiling the surprises.

You should've just encouraged it for a live stream and laughed when it happened.

Was about to bring this up.

ok good job you got the joke. thank you for making it explicit for those of us who are less intelligent than the abortion itself.

Spoil? Pussy never hurt me, so I don't want to hurt pussy

wow you're so funny. want to see an even better joke? look in your mirror, bitch

... Go back to rreddit fag.
You don't sound intelligent when you spout off your cum catcher in here.

>I am SO FUCKING MAD he didn't laugh at my retarded premade image macro

Leave Sup Forums to those of us with some sense of what humor is, or at least quarantine yourselves in the ylyl threads.

>im wittier and more intelligent than you because i didnt write out the joke
>my sense of humour is superior to yours
jesus christ you cancerous faggot, kill yourself

Dude I'm stroking my rock-hard cock right now. How does that make you feel?

like you should quarantine yourself to 9fag where you belong with the rest of the cancerous niggers

>still bitching about a website that hasn't been relevant for half a decade + still using "nigger" out of anger on the Hawaiian woodcarving imageboard
OK thank you for proving that you're an "oldfag' and have been making shitty posts for several years.

>bitching about a website
im just saying you have to go back
>that hasnt been relevant for half a decade
you'll fit in perfectly with your shitty posts
>still using nigger
problem, nigger?
>out of anger
yeah, completely fuming. please, tell me more mr psychic....

You're Internet Persona is extremely cool. I can tell you're not being made mad, and that Mom never knows when you steal her credit card for in-game purchases, you play it off so nonchalant-like. Your epic reaction image from 2008 is proving to me that, when you use your borderline-disabled intellect to make and post image macros that are on about the same level as a picture of a glass of water with "this is wet" written over it expecting a swarm of grateful (You)s, you secretly just don't give a fuck.

I will own your ass if I ever see you repost that shit.

sorry, you only got one thing right, and it was the "not mad" part

but go ahead and keep trying to pretend you're witty and superior in some way, cus the only thing you're actually superior at is being a faggot