Is there a way to an hero without it looking like I did it on purpose...

Is there a way to an hero without it looking like I did it on purpose? Also don't want to have a cop kill me cuz they don't deserve that either. I can get rid of evidence of me asking for help. Please Sup Forums help me die with it looking like an accident.

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Self bump and will repost until get a good answer. Want an assured death with it looking circumstancial.

Start smoking, then OD on a small amount of nicotine. It will appear to be heart failure on the autopsy. Also, you get a comfy period of time where you can smoke without worrying about future repercussions, if you really intend on killing yourself.

Already smoke 2 packs a day. Seriously doubt nicotine overdose can reasonably happen without patches on my body and as previously said want it to look as accidental as possible.

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Have a nympho ex gf that I fuck regularly again not an assured death w/o questions

Look it up, there's a certain way you have to do it. I think it involves injecting it directly into your bloodstream.

You don't actually do it retard. Just tie a belt around your neck and pull your pants down. Not in that order.

Drink nothing but orange juice until your body withers away. Eat no food during this time

Why not just drive at high speed into a bridge abutment? Brake at the last second to leave skidmarks, it will look like you accidentally lost control of the car.

Injecting what? Nicotine? If so how do I dispose of the needle with it?

>don't want to have a cop kill me cuz they don't deserve that either.
You're a pretty good guy, OP.

Have a moped. Nobody will ever believe I lost control.
>in before fag
Obviously I want to die do you really think anything you can say will hurt me?

Drive your car off a cliff, make sure you swerve your car a bit to throw off forensics into believing it’s a suicide.

Look it up, I don't know the specifics, but yes, you inject nicotine into the bloodstream, and the needle will be easy to get rid of if you come up with a plan beforehand. Do it on trash day, and throw the needle out instantly after injecting yourself.

Where do I get pure nicotine?

Buy rolling tobacco, put in cheesecloth, wet, strain

Looked up cheesecloth cuz wtf.
Anyway what grade?

>Sup Forums OP
>forget that cops can check your computer if they suspect foul play
>while searching his hard drive they discover his massive library of shota and loli porn
>find this thread confirming his death was a suicide[spoiler][/spoiler]
>proceed to search his room for any other contraband
>discover his massive collection of body pillows and jizzed on figurines
Quite the legacy your leaving OP

Seriously user that posted what grade of cheesecloth?

get life insurance and stage "an incident"

Dude, look it up.

would it hurt? other user here

Not a loli fag
More of an incest fag w/o any family members imagined just like the taboo.
And read what's posted I can get rid of evidence. I post this on an unregistered phone from public wifi. Get on board dumbass.

See I don't know.

OP here seriously doubt nicotine overdose would hurt. Would most likely trip balls and die some time after. That's why I asked for specifics

Oh an yes I have life insurance

Seriously someone else should post a good plan cuz I will repost continuously until I get a good plan.

And also Sup Forums believes me cuz no check to prove not a bot what does that tell you?

why does it really matter? you'd cease to exist.

If this thread dies I'll post again. This is my last bump in this thread

I don't care about myself. There are infinite me's. I care about the others that this self leaves behind cuz that's all I know.

There are caves people explore with gasmasks on because of the gases down beblow. Separate from the group, take off mask and walk down to crevace. Suffocate. Die.

...well then...

Pain is nothing. I honestly don't care about my pain. I've almost killed myself before by cutting my carotid artery. However a friend found me almost instantly and I survived. My friend was so hurt by my attempt i almost didn't want to do it again but still years later I'm a Shit human being but don't want to hurt them again.

WHERE! Don't post Shit without specifics

I'm kindof drunk and lazy atm but I remember one user in a particular thread saying how he planned to off himself. There are cave tour groups apparently. He said he planned to slip away and go where his body wouldn't be found. Take off his mask and suffocate. This should be enough to google

youtube.com/watch?v=JzIK5FaC38w

Here's my plan OP. I want to go the Iceland or something where the northern lights are going off. I'll take opiates and lie in a rowboat over a lake and watch the sky. I'll play some Explosions in the Sky in my headphones. Wrap chains around my body and fashion some way for my boat to sink in a matter 10 to 12 hours (a hole plugged with wax). Either OD on the opiates or try the nitrous asphixiation to die easy.

I want to see something beautiful as die.

Thank you for doing your best and I might be close as I'm on the east coast and there are literally hundreds of tours that require masks. So tomorrow I'll be on the phone. If you see a same/similar post around this time the splunking idea wasn't viable.

Good luck

You can order it from vaping supply shops in a liquid form

Thank you to the two anons

Of the splunking idea

Ooh op I got it! Go skydiving and "forget" to pull your ripcord

Guys, having the chance to live is so infinitesimally small. Live your live, to the max. You'll die in the end no matter what. You'll get your wish.

Are you so sure that (if you were to live) in 20 years you'll look back and think yea shoulda killed myself? You'll be glad you hung on, till your shit period passed.

Fuck off there's worse things than death you know

Don't try infinites with me because what you're talking about cancels out for this reality, try harder.
Also don't care enough to green text

Such as? If you live in a western country there's always opportunities to lift yourself out of whatever your shit might be.

I saw a pic here today of a girl whose head was on one side of the train track and the rest on the other side. Looks like a quick way to go. Just put a banana peel nearby and "slip" when the trains coming. Make sure to wipe your prints off of the peel. (insert banana meme here)

What do you mean by 'this reality'?

The people who post this are always sitting in their nice home, next to their girlfriend/wife, with a job that pays well to go to in the morning. They live cottonball lives and haven't experienced true psychological trauma. They may have had depression at one point but they got over it. Despite this they haven't truely felt loss, or defeat. They sometimes have personality traits that help them succeed. They have loving families and a network of support groups to help them through their dull lives.
We do not. So stfu and let the man choose what he wants.

Car accident at night down high cliff with very high speed. Are you retarded OP?

Helium is good, too.

I have no gf. I have no well paying job. I'm an entrepreneur, just getting by on what little I take from my company to live. I have nothing but the hope that in 10+ years my hard work will have paid off and I will be living a much better life.

>get wasted on some alcohol
>really fucking wasted
>now funnel some vodka up your ass, 2-3 shots will probably be enough
>enjoy the last ride
>they´ll just think you accidentally OD on booze
>if you are already at it, tell god he´s a massive faggot with greetings from me

Faggot just rent a car. Or go parachute and don't open. Or bathtube + electricity. Or grilling / generator in closed area. Or drug overdose. Or get drunk and get on a crane and jump down

Mario, those ideas would not fall into the accidental category. As said I have life insurance and want them to collect. This needs to look completely accidental. Either as an accident or as unfortunate circumstances. If you have a good idea for those post it.

Permanent disfigurement, slavery, torture, imprisonment

What about the skydiving

Which of those do you suffer from? I imagine by you being able to post on Sup Forums you're neither imprisoned, enslaved or being tortured rn.

leave a gun cleaning kit out when you shoot yourself

"Try" to beat the train across the tracks (On you sweet ass Moped of course)

go mountain climbing and "accidentally" fall off mountain and die

Heat up a handful of kidney beans to about 175°F (80°C) and eat them.
I guess a good way to make it look accidental would be to make chili with them in a slow cooker without boiling them first.

No chance in hell of swallowing that, your brain will involuntarily over ride that shit big time

> Buy helium baloons
> tie balloons to handgun
> shoot self in head
> gun floats away

rofl, a handful of improperly cooked beans is not going to kill you.

Holy shit

Fill bath tub for bath, make all other normal bath preperations. Get naked in bath, stand, violently smash head against tub, drown yourself in the water.
it should end up looking like you slipped and fell while getting in, a complete accident.

do this OP holy fuck

Don't care about whatever entrepreneur
This is op and you're kinda right I have an ex gf and have sex regularly but that's not all to life.
Also don't take depression lightly. I've dealt with it for 20 years and I'm sick of it. Some do get over depression with drugs but most dont. Either cuz the drugs don't work (wwhich is my case), or they don't take them(and they are fucking retarded dumbasses). But. For me all 'depression' drugs don't work. So don't disparage those of us that are hopeless because nothing works. I'm tired of wanting to die and want to because I don't have another option after all these years.

No way, user. That won't work. You see... Um.... Well...? Shit!

Why's he holding a giant nail?

You have a losing mindset, that's the problem, you need help with that shit. If you accept that you're hopeless then you've already lost. I have no horse in this race my dude, life will go on for me no matter what you choose to do.

But for a second consider why do you want to make it look like an accident?

So the people who love you won't know you took the coward's way out? People love you dude, if you care not for yourself, think what you're doing to them.

How much money do you have to spend on your demise?

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watch op do it inside and fuck it up

fill up bath
lay down, have some wine
make sure it's easy to slip down
down a shit ton of sleeping pills with wine
fall asleep, slip down, drown
I would recommend playing some music in the bathroom, just for a nicer send off i guess

It likely wouldn't.
The gun would eventually be found with only his prints. Plus the shot itself would look like a suicide even without a gun.

Fall off a mountain - CLIMBING ACCIDENT

I don´t know what kind of nails you use but mine usually don´t look like dildos

>use weather balloon
>gun floats to upper atmosphere
>burns up on re-entry

use your phone in the bathtub while its charging, then drop it in i guess, maybe another appliance with higher current?

Go to Mexico and take over a drug cartel. You'll likely die trying but if you somehow make it because of your suicidal determination to fuck up everyone you meet you might not want to die anymore.

No good ideas for you user, but good luck finding oblivion and still getting the insurance check for your survivors, you're a good sport

Go in the hood and pull a gun on a nig

It was a different world back then, son...

Nicotine is highly poisonous you could just drink a little bit but it wont look like an accident

>Go to your local ghetto
>blast Johnny rebel
> find heroin dealers
>park
> Take off your shirt
>Scream they raped your wife/daughter/father whatever is age appropriate for you
>NIGGER NIGGER
>Pew pew
> Just another victim of gang violence

I call it suicide by nigger

Go trekking through the mountains of the Yukon. Scatter some Snickers bars around you when you sleep. A bear will eat you.

Not just any nail.

It's a hug nail.

I don't think that would be possible.
Is it possible for a Baloon to get that high?
And if possible it would be a very large Baloon, larger than one guy could hold onto while trying to shoot himself.

I was once like you. Now I am what you think you will never be. I don't care if you believe me. You can make it. But you're too much of a pussy and want to quit early, using your shitty life as an excuse. You're a lazy pussy who's obsessed with being a victim. BUT you can change that.

Do you want to know what I did? I went to another fucking country on another continent after my parents died. I was 16. Every year I would move a border further to Germany. I was robbed, shot, beaten, almost killed. Rejected, not by only girls but by life. But I worked hard, earned money to go on. Until I finally arrived. I am 34 now, have a job in security, have a wife, and I still dream of the night my parents died.

I'm not that user btw

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There are methods but not easy ones.

Practice skydiving and sabotage your own parachute or idk

Just go into the caverns beneath your house with no light. A grue will eat you.

Next cool scenario :
Aquire some ricin, take a piece of mail you receive and sprinkle ricin in the envelope. Safely dispose of all ricin containers and supplies.
reopen envelop containing ricin and allow yourself to inhale it.
Then die.
authorities will forever try to find who laced the envelope with the ricin.

Eat a kinder egg, apparently they're deadly to Americunts.

Just do really dangerous shit. Alot.
Mining
Cave diving
Running with bulls.
Having unprotected sex with gay intravenous drug users.
Sky diving.
Base jumping.
Free climbing.

etc etc

You might have some fun while you're doing it.

please don't