Walking home at night

>Walking home at night
>Turn corner
>"GRRRRRRRRRRR gimme your wallet, faggot!"
>What do

kick that little bitch in the face

the baldfaced cheek

fill her with lead

Hit her over the head with a barbed wire baseball bat.

Kiss her on the cheek.

WISSLPB?

Slao her with my dick

kek

SKY
LA
BROOOOOOO

PEDOS REEEEEEE

sup

Kill myself for having such shit tier situational awareness as to let a little girl sneak up on me

nm, working and posting some cuncun on /w/

you?


they're tiny, tho

perfect size for sneaking up on people

walk away

just posting my wife

>being this confident

this is why I like you, skylabro

you're a true alpha-cunnybro

Shes not your wife you sick fuck shes a child

Ty, but it's easy when you're literally soulmates

you snooze, you lose, fham

gotta claim them young


some people never get that far, tho

is she your first waifu/cunnyfu?

...

Yes, I didn't truly understand waifuism before Skyla. So I may have said I had waifu/cunnyfu but I didn't really

Whos the cunny on the left

Jade is brilliant btw, nice cunnyfu

she should be in some type of museum

w-why are girls so mean? ;_;

kek


dawwww, that's pretty cool, fhamilia

it's quite a ride, I tell you


zhenya "zhezhe" kotova

mostly know as "frozen&chill girl"

Whos the cunny that sits on chess pieces

t-thanks

she's truly amazing, indeed

I'm very lucky to have caught her so young :3

wew, she's growing up

give her my wallet and run. jokes on her, i keep my wallet on a chain

oh, gosh, her name escapes me right now...

but yeah, she's a literal doll

ask me again tomorrow

I know, fham, I know

they grow up so fast ;___;


got it

agniya barskaya

mara

...

Oh wow shes so perfect im in love

...

whaaat. how old is she now?

>smell'em


she's a dream

plebs have been mourning the banjis a lot lately, but this new generation is just miles ahead, I'm telling ya

in a year or so they'll realize their mistake

leave me alone cunny bot

The reason it's hard to beat the banji's is they were close friends and did so much together (at least in the beginning)

kek...

eleven

yes, eleven

ok, google it, then

see?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH SHIT OH SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK
HOLY SHIT
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...
Did I get it?
Huff huff huff
What the fuck was that?
Oh God, oh God, I think I pissed myself a little.