My gf sent me a text message today saying that she wants to end our relationship

My gf sent me a text message today saying that she wants to end our relationship.
I asked ''why?''
She sent me this picture.
My dick is 6.5 inches long.
What should I do?

hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Shes cheating on you op. No reason to try and save your relationship. Next time look for a woman that isnt a slut

nice bait

Wish her well. Her well of a vagina, KEK. Also, stop posting this every god damned day.

SHIT CANCER THREAD

Actually, what is more interesting is imagining the tens of thousands of hours you've wasted in your efforts to force this hackneyed creation into the latest meemee. How you began this as an effort to troll others, but soon found yourself consumed by the very object you pretended to riducule. It's like a real-life version of the "don't think of an elephant" phenomenon.
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Did you ever find a job after you lost the last one due to the hours you spent on this?
Do you still try to recruit newfags to follow you?
Did biersack finally file a restraining order against you?
How do you rationalize your insanity?
I know that as humans, we each see our INTERPRETATION of reality as reasonable, so I imagine you see your insane desire to eat another man's EXCREMENT as absolutely normal and how taunting newfags into disgust is your escape... but I find it fascinating how you explain it away... how you protest that you 'totally control this and nobody has you beat'...
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What is curious is how mental illness is not necessarily correlated with intelligence, yet you do posses a slightly above average ability to communicate (or at least you've learned from enough abuse at the hands of fellow Sup Forumstards) and how you twist that rationality to serve your perversion. I imagine Meiwes and Mauerova both make the same arguments as you,
don't they ?
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Don't worry, I know you can't help it, all I ask is some feedback on that railcar-ride you are taking to your final destination. Those of us who are mentally sane find your kind fascinating!
;)

>9 inchlets
>not being a footlong
Neck yourself, faggots

stopping going on a tongan underwater rubiks cube solving forum and posting lies would be a good start

Why must I do your leg work obviously come with an equally ridiculous pictograph about her smelly vagina or something IDK

can't argue with trips

Bullshit op

fake and extremely gay

send her one phrase .... fake tits?

5” penis here and the closest that gets to my girlfriend is hand jobs. I fuck her with an 8” dildo. Feels bad man.
Want to break up with her but I feel I’ll have the same problem with the next girl

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>My dick is 6.5 inches long.
>What should I do?


Dump that cavernous slutbag and get a girlfriend that has a normal sized pussy.

this

>What should I do?

Braid all of these retarded copypasta threads you're pumping out into a rope and hang yourself with it.

Did you know women can only feel only 2 inches into their vaj long dick is just psychological girth is where it matters

Trips of god damned truth.

Time to kill myself now

This is bullshit. I’m like six even, I was fucking this one slut and she said I was the best she’d had in a while. Not even close to the biggest that she’d fucked.

Of course.

Women can't begin to really give a fuck how long a cock is. It's how phat it is.

I always wonder just what the Russians get for spamming this shit so fucking frequently.

Learn about hanging weights and send her a pic of ur 9" in 6 months. Also realize women like this aren't worth your time or energy.

Also if you have a 7+ inch cock, you're bigger then 9 out of every 10 male counterparts you meet.

Rejoice.
First, a bitch who thinks that dick size condemns or legitimizes a relationship can be 11/10 qt3.14 and have it mean jack shit cause her intelligence and values = potato.

Second, not only is she completely retarded for #1, but to add insult to insult, she actually thinks a pic on the internet is more legit enough to make or break her relationships, instead of being a fucking intelligent human being and actually conducting some statistical research instead of 1 user's(probably a fag) personal opinion of what dick size is adequate and which is not.

That chart, so full of shit, the only size that is ideal for women is BIGGER, seriously befriend someone with an unusually large penis and ask them how easy it is to get women, I know a dude with a 12 inch dick and it's too easy for him to get chicks, he's trying to get into porn now, hell even go to an adult store and look at the different sizes of dilldoes.

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

You won't of you're not a total cuck. And your current botch is most certainly cucking you. Man up

Fuck you faggot mines a full meter. You should kill yourself, you have a micro penis

I wonder if there's actually anyone stupid enough to take something like this posted on Sup Forums seriously?

har har ex dee well baited my friend

and they say girls are better than boys? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ utter bullshit you stupid fucking buitches

Kys fgt

wanna make it assisted suicide, it’s legal fgt

What, like a double suicide? Is that... legal?

what you should do...? Thank her profusely and buy her a 9 inch sex toy with a card letting her know that her cold hard plastic toy and her have lots in common and are surely destined to be together forever.

>We 2010 now.
Literally didn't see that image in ages.