Gimmie a rapper and a topic and I can write some bars in their style flawlessly

Gimmie a rapper and a topic and I can write some bars in their style flawlessly

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>Eazy-E
>White Castle got your order wrong

Eazy-E is wack

Playboi Carti
Colonization of the Americas

I have a different proposition.

>iDubbbz/Boyinaband
>RiceGum

Make it a bit more poetic, as in eschew the sophomoric garbage to recreate this track into the horror this was supposed to be.

You're wack
Got no balls in yo sack
Retarded as fuck yo
Shouldve been capped when you was an embryo
No joke
Your mom's crack smoke
Fucked your little brain up
That's why you suck

I'm the E
Don't you ever fuck wit me

>MC Hammer
>why the user above me is gay

Lil pump
The military industrial complex

>Gimmie a rapper and a topic and I can write some bars in their style flawlessly

No you can't you fucking faggot.

>youtube """"celebrities""""
I want nu/mu/ to leave

I step on the mic just to come to say
The user above me is super gay

I look in the mirror and I say hot damn
MC's got it cookin' like honey glazed ham

If you step to the left you might get stunned
so step to the right and shake ya buns

get hammertimed son

ty based user

nine two, nine two
Fourteen-hund', ninety two
Fourteen-hund', ninety two
'lumbus sailed ocean blue
Plymouth rocks, in my socks
Blunderbuss, buss a glock

this nigga sucks how do you listen to this?

actually good
>how do you listen to this
You don't pay attention.
It's kind of like an out of body experience, you have to be wilfully ignorant.

Bailicnedreaquk.

That's my insult to you. It means every single bad word in the known universe combined.

Best ITT so far

> Ski Mask the Slump God
> Discussing the geopolitics of Israel

whats a ski mask bump god

MC Ride
Neutral Milk Hotel

Inclusive to the sediments
Respite in a cave fucked by bats
Franker stalagmites forgo her stalactites
Sea - 9,8,7,666
Hunger pervades in marsh dense obscenities

MILK!
STUCK IN A GUTTER
I CONSUME LACTOSE STRAIGHT FROM THE UDDER
HIS MUSIC IS POISON
HOLOCAUST MOUNTAINTOPS BACK INTO OCEANS
I AM THE KNIFE THAT MOVES WITH MIGHT
I FUCKING LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST

We should combine ours.

lol!! you guys are both hilarious!!!!!

Pretty good

DMX

jamba juice

xxxtentacion

Just discovering Pluto isn't a planet anymore

SKRRRT
LIL PUMP
AY AY AY AY
SO MANY FUCKIN GUNS
TANKS, AIRPLANES, BETTA RUN
GUCCI GANG UP IN THIS BITCH
MY LEAN EXPENSIVE CUZ I'M RICH

hell yea

>Kanye West
>himself

...

youtube.com/watch?v=3JCbfmze5LI

>Waka Flocka Flame
>Bjork's BIG MILKY MOM TITS

>MC 900 Ft. Jesus
>Learning girls don't have penises

hahaha

kek, seconding this

hahaha wow he has a song literally about himself haha

>Young Thug
>Quantum harmonic oscillator

>Lil Uzi Vert
>How sad he was when Naruto ended

Lil Yachty
The Early 70s Detroit Proto-Punk scene

The story line is continuing in Boruto, shit is far from ended.

Nigga you don't know shit about anime wtf are you even doing on Sup Forums?

Naruto had to end before Boruto could begin, dingus

the guy's not doing any just stop already

Kanye West
Why traps aren't gay

Geddy Lee (he rapped on Roll the Bones)

>Cam'Ron

>He's mad because someone stole his fur

Whats a boruto? It sounds like a mexican dish

Now if I fuck this hooker
And she has a dick
And I get cum on my t shirt
Imma feel like a dick
I was high when I met her
We was down in Malaysia
She fuck my ass if I let her
It ain't gay cause she didn't
I don't even wanna talk about it

>Aesop Rock
>Late night talk shows

Now where's the thiefy thief
Make his blood leaky leak
Snap crack pop it off
Black Jack top a boss
Doggy I copped a pink mink
Diplomats wink wink
Call the shottie squad prolly spot the delinquent

Five minutes, it's meh

This kind of reminds of something. I sometimes like to rap to music out loud when I'm inside a bathroom stall. So, like, I usually go in the stall closest to the urinals and then I'll take my phone out and play rap instrumentals in order to rap along to them. I like to pick the instrumental for "HUMBLE." That's lately been my favorite. It's honestly pretty fun going to the stall. But, well, I wouldn't say it's all just fun though. It's like a really vulnerable moment in which, I mean, sure, you're defecating while the guy next to you is urinating and stuff, but though you're both strangers and will never meet again, you've become sort of united. United in a very much communal sense even while relieving yourselves in a public bathroom. I remember the last time I did it (it was like last Tuesday or something), I was playing "HUMBLE." (again, current personal favorite) and when I got to the part of "I make a play fucking up your whole life, I'm so fuckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop, Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor", I started tearing up with the guy next to me (he was at the closest urinal to the stall), because I could hear him mumble rapping along to it. Even though he was obviously a little shy about it, it was a pretty touching moment for both of us. I sure know it was for me. Honestly, I got choked up. I couldn't even finish the whole "Show me something natural like ass with some stretch marks" line.

I lol'd really hard at this idky

Kevin Abstract
Giving head

I'm gay as fuck haha i give head, yea
I suck niggas dick while they lay in bed, hah
stop telling me to stop rapping bout gay stuff
i'm here to stay, i ain't no lame chump

Kendrick lamar
Taking it in the butt

Jesus are those seriously the lyrics on that album?
God I didn’t even know it was that bad

HOLY SHIT YEESSS

Lol.
>Didn't listen to an album
>See some lyrics in a shitpost on Sup Forums
Yah those are 100% legit lyrics the album sucks asshole, and you are a fair critic.

Andre 3000
Fast food

Bump

Hey Ms. Waitress I'm close to stress the table's empty
And I don't mean to digress but I'm sort of a gentry
So get husslin' move your musslin' or we havin' a tusslin'
Oh lord I'm starvin' I need gasolin', startin' seein' spots, it's startlin'
Praise be, the burger and fries I'm spared from my demise
I spoke too soon, fries been through a monsoon the burger stomped through
I'm shakin', nearly at the point a breakin'.
This just in, Andre seen leaving Burger King.

These are good

MF DOOM
when finding out your thai prostitute is actually a ladyboy

Testing, one two, one two

Girl be walkin up to me, whispering sweetness in my ear
One look at her, everyone's been there
Shit fucking perr-fect tho plus my member getting harder
I take her out of the bar
Walk her to the car
Drive to a sweet spot, soon to be acquainted with her sweet spot
A mountain lion, mounting me I see Zion
Steamy, stick shift creamy
Feel me, take another look
It's a dick shift I feel dreary
Nigga frontin, heart pumping can't take this no more
Quick slap then a smack, I take that ass and throw it out the door

wow a good thread in Sup Forums???

Topic - How Rawls's derivation of principles from the veil of ignorance assumes excessive risk aversion in human nature

Eminem
Eminem and Donald Trump drinking coffee backstage at 2004 music awards

worst one

What kind of retarded shit is this

Britty gud desu

Jay-Z
Rapping about batteries

Lol, too /lit/ for Sup Forums

AA, AAA, D cell, 9 volt, lithium, Zinc, A Battery pack with no conscious
Question, what do all these things have in common?
Everybody know's i'm a motherfucking battery

Trolley problema
Trolley problema
Puede tirar de la palanca
Puede ser golpeado
Minimiza la posibilidad de que te mueras
Pero espera
¿eres un asesino poco ético ahora?
Trolley problema
Trolley problema

...

XXXTentacion

beating your girlfriend

clipping.
noise music

great

A nigga wid depression, I feel black and blue
Kinda like your girls face gon look when I come on through
Don't try to stop me or try to hide
Cos I make up in strength what I lack in size

I BEAT MY GIRL EVERYDAY AY
I DONT CARE WHAT SHE SAY AY
SMACK HER IN THE FACE AY
BEAT HER WITH A MACE AY

Been telling all these lil dumbasses all this lean and pill abusing makes you no different from the crackhead on the fucking corner , keep on doing this dumb shit it'll catch up to you 10 years from now if their dumbasses still alive when IG is no longer a thing and everything ain't " Lit " ... smfh I be telling niggas the same thing. Hopefully they’ll all die from overdosing These young niggas gotta learn 1 way or another These fucking idiots are the reason why people don't wanna go on the organ donation register

I wouldn't knowing this dumbass ass fucking idiot could potentially be on a waiting list have mutilated his body over the pursuit of getting high

These idiots bru, they don't deserve a second chance

quads checked

checked

Tyler the Creator
About eating a bowl of cereal

Pretty good

Its portuguese, you retard

>Will Smith

>Rap response to accusations of sexual assault

gETTING NIGGY WIT IT

>Earl Sweatshirt
>recent rape allegiations against The Gaslamp Killer

Bump

Please deliver hahahahhahha

DR TC: SO, TYLER, HOW WAS YOUR BREAKFAST?

9AM, I'm coming downstairs
Fix myself some cereal then smash the bowl with a chair
I'm a wolf, hate my dad cause that nigga weren't there
And I'm scared, so rap bout bringing bitches back to my lair
It's the only way I'll grab tits, she called me a faggot
So I tied her up with plastic, raped her pussy with a hash brick
Cut her fucking legs off just so i could hear her screaming
And she couldn't run away while i was filling her with semen
Did I talk about my dad? I really fucking hate him
Nigga never left my mom, I'm a wolf, i fucking ate him
Still think about it sometimes, mainly when I'm masturbating
Over pictures of dead bodies that I'd rather just be raping

DR TC: SO WHAT SORT OF CEREAL DO YOU LIKE?

Cornflakes

DR TC: THAT'S FUCKED UP, TYLER

change 'my member getting harder' to my member getting erect-o'

>Busdriver
>the Fantano Fader controversy

jonwayne

thats good but MF DOOM never says car, he always says "Wheels of Steel"

Danny Brown
he's late for work

Big Boi
Kate Bush

CHECK

WAKIN' UP LIKE 5 PAST 4
NEVER MISSED A SHIFT BEFORE
I'M SCREAMIN' AND STUMBLIN' ON THE FLOOR
DICK SWINGS IT'S HANGING OUT MY DRAWERS
SOME HOE STARTS BUZZIN ON MY PHONE
SMOKE A BLUNT TAKE ONE TO GO
AIN'T GOT TIME TO CLOSE THE DOOR
REACH THE CAR HEADS FUCKIN SPINNING THEN I'M LIKE WE AIN'T ON THE FUCKIN TOUR

this is harder than I thought it would be desu.

Elastinen
Shaders

Ab-Soul
he's having trouble getting his waiters attention to ask for the bill