Gimmie a rapper and a topic and I can write some bars in their style flawlessly
Gimmie a rapper and a topic and I can write some bars in their style flawlessly
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>Eazy-E
>White Castle got your order wrong
Eazy-E is wack
Playboi Carti
Colonization of the Americas
I have a different proposition.
>iDubbbz/Boyinaband
>RiceGum
Make it a bit more poetic, as in eschew the sophomoric garbage to recreate this track into the horror this was supposed to be.
You're wack
Got no balls in yo sack
Retarded as fuck yo
Shouldve been capped when you was an embryo
No joke
Your mom's crack smoke
Fucked your little brain up
That's why you suck
I'm the E
Don't you ever fuck wit me
>MC Hammer
>why the user above me is gay
Lil pump
The military industrial complex
>Gimmie a rapper and a topic and I can write some bars in their style flawlessly
No you can't you fucking faggot.
>youtube """"celebrities""""
I want nu/mu/ to leave
I step on the mic just to come to say
The user above me is super gay
I look in the mirror and I say hot damn
MC's got it cookin' like honey glazed ham
If you step to the left you might get stunned
so step to the right and shake ya buns
get hammertimed son
ty based user
nine two, nine two
Fourteen-hund', ninety two
Fourteen-hund', ninety two
'lumbus sailed ocean blue
Plymouth rocks, in my socks
Blunderbuss, buss a glock
this nigga sucks how do you listen to this?
actually good
>how do you listen to this
You don't pay attention.
It's kind of like an out of body experience, you have to be wilfully ignorant.
Bailicnedreaquk.
That's my insult to you. It means every single bad word in the known universe combined.
Best ITT so far
> Ski Mask the Slump God
> Discussing the geopolitics of Israel
whats a ski mask bump god
MC Ride
Neutral Milk Hotel
Inclusive to the sediments
Respite in a cave fucked by bats
Franker stalagmites forgo her stalactites
Sea - 9,8,7,666
Hunger pervades in marsh dense obscenities
MILK!
STUCK IN A GUTTER
I CONSUME LACTOSE STRAIGHT FROM THE UDDER
HIS MUSIC IS POISON
HOLOCAUST MOUNTAINTOPS BACK INTO OCEANS
I AM THE KNIFE THAT MOVES WITH MIGHT
I FUCKING LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
We should combine ours.
lol!! you guys are both hilarious!!!!!
Pretty good
DMX
jamba juice
xxxtentacion
Just discovering Pluto isn't a planet anymore
SKRRRT
LIL PUMP
AY AY AY AY
SO MANY FUCKIN GUNS
TANKS, AIRPLANES, BETTA RUN
GUCCI GANG UP IN THIS BITCH
MY LEAN EXPENSIVE CUZ I'M RICH
hell yea
>Kanye West
>himself
...
>Waka Flocka Flame
>Bjork's BIG MILKY MOM TITS
>MC 900 Ft. Jesus
>Learning girls don't have penises
hahaha
kek, seconding this
hahaha wow he has a song literally about himself haha
>Young Thug
>Quantum harmonic oscillator
>Lil Uzi Vert
>How sad he was when Naruto ended
Lil Yachty
The Early 70s Detroit Proto-Punk scene
The story line is continuing in Boruto, shit is far from ended.
Nigga you don't know shit about anime wtf are you even doing on Sup Forums?
Naruto had to end before Boruto could begin, dingus
the guy's not doing any just stop already
Kanye West
Why traps aren't gay
Geddy Lee (he rapped on Roll the Bones)
>Cam'Ron
>He's mad because someone stole his fur
Whats a boruto? It sounds like a mexican dish
Now if I fuck this hooker
And she has a dick
And I get cum on my t shirt
Imma feel like a dick
I was high when I met her
We was down in Malaysia
She fuck my ass if I let her
It ain't gay cause she didn't
I don't even wanna talk about it
>Aesop Rock
>Late night talk shows
Now where's the thiefy thief
Make his blood leaky leak
Snap crack pop it off
Black Jack top a boss
Doggy I copped a pink mink
Diplomats wink wink
Call the shottie squad prolly spot the delinquent
Five minutes, it's meh
This kind of reminds of something. I sometimes like to rap to music out loud when I'm inside a bathroom stall. So, like, I usually go in the stall closest to the urinals and then I'll take my phone out and play rap instrumentals in order to rap along to them. I like to pick the instrumental for "HUMBLE." That's lately been my favorite. It's honestly pretty fun going to the stall. But, well, I wouldn't say it's all just fun though. It's like a really vulnerable moment in which, I mean, sure, you're defecating while the guy next to you is urinating and stuff, but though you're both strangers and will never meet again, you've become sort of united. United in a very much communal sense even while relieving yourselves in a public bathroom. I remember the last time I did it (it was like last Tuesday or something), I was playing "HUMBLE." (again, current personal favorite) and when I got to the part of "I make a play fucking up your whole life, I'm so fuckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop, Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor", I started tearing up with the guy next to me (he was at the closest urinal to the stall), because I could hear him mumble rapping along to it. Even though he was obviously a little shy about it, it was a pretty touching moment for both of us. I sure know it was for me. Honestly, I got choked up. I couldn't even finish the whole "Show me something natural like ass with some stretch marks" line.
I lol'd really hard at this idky
Kevin Abstract
Giving head
I'm gay as fuck haha i give head, yea
I suck niggas dick while they lay in bed, hah
stop telling me to stop rapping bout gay stuff
i'm here to stay, i ain't no lame chump
Kendrick lamar
Taking it in the butt
Jesus are those seriously the lyrics on that album?
God I didn’t even know it was that bad
HOLY SHIT YEESSS
Lol.
>Didn't listen to an album
>See some lyrics in a shitpost on Sup Forums
Yah those are 100% legit lyrics the album sucks asshole, and you are a fair critic.
Andre 3000
Fast food
Bump
Hey Ms. Waitress I'm close to stress the table's empty
And I don't mean to digress but I'm sort of a gentry
So get husslin' move your musslin' or we havin' a tusslin'
Oh lord I'm starvin' I need gasolin', startin' seein' spots, it's startlin'
Praise be, the burger and fries I'm spared from my demise
I spoke too soon, fries been through a monsoon the burger stomped through
I'm shakin', nearly at the point a breakin'.
This just in, Andre seen leaving Burger King.
These are good
MF DOOM
when finding out your thai prostitute is actually a ladyboy
Testing, one two, one two
Girl be walkin up to me, whispering sweetness in my ear
One look at her, everyone's been there
Shit fucking perr-fect tho plus my member getting harder
I take her out of the bar
Walk her to the car
Drive to a sweet spot, soon to be acquainted with her sweet spot
A mountain lion, mounting me I see Zion
Steamy, stick shift creamy
Feel me, take another look
It's a dick shift I feel dreary
Nigga frontin, heart pumping can't take this no more
Quick slap then a smack, I take that ass and throw it out the door
wow a good thread in Sup Forums???
Topic - How Rawls's derivation of principles from the veil of ignorance assumes excessive risk aversion in human nature
Eminem
Eminem and Donald Trump drinking coffee backstage at 2004 music awards
worst one
What kind of retarded shit is this
Britty gud desu
Jay-Z
Rapping about batteries
Lol, too /lit/ for Sup Forums
AA, AAA, D cell, 9 volt, lithium, Zinc, A Battery pack with no conscious
Question, what do all these things have in common?
Everybody know's i'm a motherfucking battery
Trolley problema
Trolley problema
Puede tirar de la palanca
Puede ser golpeado
Minimiza la posibilidad de que te mueras
Pero espera
¿eres un asesino poco ético ahora?
Trolley problema
Trolley problema
...
XXXTentacion
beating your girlfriend
clipping.
noise music
great
A nigga wid depression, I feel black and blue
Kinda like your girls face gon look when I come on through
Don't try to stop me or try to hide
Cos I make up in strength what I lack in size
I BEAT MY GIRL EVERYDAY AY
I DONT CARE WHAT SHE SAY AY
SMACK HER IN THE FACE AY
BEAT HER WITH A MACE AY
Been telling all these lil dumbasses all this lean and pill abusing makes you no different from the crackhead on the fucking corner , keep on doing this dumb shit it'll catch up to you 10 years from now if their dumbasses still alive when IG is no longer a thing and everything ain't " Lit " ... smfh I be telling niggas the same thing. Hopefully they’ll all die from overdosing These young niggas gotta learn 1 way or another These fucking idiots are the reason why people don't wanna go on the organ donation register
I wouldn't knowing this dumbass ass fucking idiot could potentially be on a waiting list have mutilated his body over the pursuit of getting high
These idiots bru, they don't deserve a second chance
quads checked
checked
Tyler the Creator
About eating a bowl of cereal
Pretty good
Its portuguese, you retard
>Will Smith
>Rap response to accusations of sexual assault
gETTING NIGGY WIT IT
>Earl Sweatshirt
>recent rape allegiations against The Gaslamp Killer
Bump
Please deliver hahahahhahha
DR TC: SO, TYLER, HOW WAS YOUR BREAKFAST?
9AM, I'm coming downstairs
Fix myself some cereal then smash the bowl with a chair
I'm a wolf, hate my dad cause that nigga weren't there
And I'm scared, so rap bout bringing bitches back to my lair
It's the only way I'll grab tits, she called me a faggot
So I tied her up with plastic, raped her pussy with a hash brick
Cut her fucking legs off just so i could hear her screaming
And she couldn't run away while i was filling her with semen
Did I talk about my dad? I really fucking hate him
Nigga never left my mom, I'm a wolf, i fucking ate him
Still think about it sometimes, mainly when I'm masturbating
Over pictures of dead bodies that I'd rather just be raping
DR TC: SO WHAT SORT OF CEREAL DO YOU LIKE?
Cornflakes
DR TC: THAT'S FUCKED UP, TYLER
change 'my member getting harder' to my member getting erect-o'
>Busdriver
>the Fantano Fader controversy
jonwayne
thats good but MF DOOM never says car, he always says "Wheels of Steel"
Danny Brown
he's late for work
Big Boi
Kate Bush
CHECK
WAKIN' UP LIKE 5 PAST 4
NEVER MISSED A SHIFT BEFORE
I'M SCREAMIN' AND STUMBLIN' ON THE FLOOR
DICK SWINGS IT'S HANGING OUT MY DRAWERS
SOME HOE STARTS BUZZIN ON MY PHONE
SMOKE A BLUNT TAKE ONE TO GO
AIN'T GOT TIME TO CLOSE THE DOOR
REACH THE CAR HEADS FUCKIN SPINNING THEN I'M LIKE WE AIN'T ON THE FUCKIN TOUR
this is harder than I thought it would be desu.
Elastinen
Shaders
Ab-Soul
he's having trouble getting his waiters attention to ask for the bill