Grab your phone

>grab your phone
>go to the bathroom
>record the sound of your shit hitting the water in the toilet
>upload on vocaroo
>post here

vocaroo.com/i/s1XfP1jb2d8h

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vocaroo.com/i/s1inGLjBX9Rv
vocaroo.com/i/s1Jz0xgkr0Wq
vocaroo.com/i/s1rqyGKXFTg9
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My fucking sides

Bump

This is quality material, stop posting porn you fags

Bump

Bump. Don't have to shit right now unfortunately

SUMMON PAJEETS

alright wait a second..

>vocaroo.com/i/s1XfP1jb2d8h
vocaroo.com/i/s1UJ5Xy3caEN

God bless

>this thread

Moar

>vocaroo.com/i/s1UJ5Xy3caEN

Was that a fart ???

The sound quality is amazing, I can feel every single detail of the shit passing through your sphincters.
What a time to be alive.

Yeah. . .life is pretty good.

bump

it was, and I pushed to hard because I dodn't really have to shit.

High quality

oh no wait the first sound was me being really exausted from pushing out da shitnugget

Bump for potential

vocaroo.com/i/s1H6nIDKQeII

Even this weak thread is better than a "WWYD" thread

Masterpiece.

...

>vocaroo.com/i/s1H6nIDKQeII
dry farts lol

Someone SS this thread and include me in it, this is quality content

>ss
newfag

>be me
>friends and I play battleshits at movies
>get idea to make whatsapp group called battleshits
>had this group for 5 years now
>see this thread
>mfw I have been trained for this

I'll post top picks if you want.

waiting..........

alright, gotta charge my old phone up though might take a few moments

Bump

juuust gotta change the format......

>shit
logs

KEK
E
K

alright faggots:
vocaroo.com/i/s1inGLjBX9Rv
and
vocaroo.com/i/s1Jz0xgkr0Wq

vocaroo.com/i/s1rqyGKXFTg9
:-(

>vocaroo.com/i/s1rqyGKXFTg9
Is that even real ?

soup

Yes, it's like liquid pain comming out of my asshole

wtf I just took an humongous dump and it was the best "Splash!" ever... and now I found this thread!

This is the quality content we all come here for.

Only poop once every morning. You're outta luck.

The calm before the storm.

Alright, bros. I've been sick last few days, only thing I had to eat last night was a pop tart.
I'll see what I can do.

Yes

Bump

Check'd

No luck. I tried