Anonymous Priest

Anonymous Priest.

You post a confession I give you an extreme right asshole, mexican priest answer.

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I'm mostly curious what brought you here. Were you a pedophile who finally just became a priest?

I don't know why but im in a state of being happy and sad at the same time and if not that i dont know what im feeling at all nothing maybe?

Like getting a blowjob from a woman dying of cancer.

Virgin so this doesnt help

why the fuck am i seeing shadows bend off of objects? ?

masons brought me here.

How many kids have you molested? Is there like a minimum required or do you each make it up on an as-needed basis?

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Didn't know they had those in Mexico. What the butt do they want w/ a wapanese porn dump forum?

Not the way I want this thread to turn.
Children are not the most important thing in a sense but as a seer I eyewitnessed Mary sacrificing them like running water.

Right so..... "No denial". Gotcha.

Preguntas a lo pendejo.

Demons.

More like I'm not stupid there are American cops in this website. Mexico's a free country. Lo que Paso Paso I don't want to end up in hell.

Percinense.

Do your handlers know you're off your meds and on the internet?

I'm pretty sure I could send you to hell by posting 3 images. It's way easy for Catholics to go to hell, right?

2 in Mexico. Its called Power kid. I did it to restore my soul after an exorcism.

Please stop molesting me. youtu.be/AE4cst1B7eI

You cannot send a priest to hell you little puto.

I don't believe in God. I don't believe in Heaven or Hell. What will happen to me when I die?

If a priest has ever gone to hell, I can send one there. I have the internet.

Purgatory or reincarnation.

I'm sorry father but I got fucked in the ass and i feel disgusted by it and then later I fucked a trap and felt just as disgusted have I been forgivin?

Which one?

Father for the last 4 months, Every day, Twice a day, I have been selected a sacred page from the bible.

I get my most soothing lube and slather it on my ass and the page, I have been carefully stuffing these pages into my anus so that when I get to the final one I can shit it all out into a glorious mountain of paper mache I can sculpt into a perfect likeness of the lord and savior.

Can you bless my efforts?

The one from Hainbane Renmei.

You're a faggot.

That probably counts as idolatry or something.

You blind pharisee

Nothingness or hell.

There's a pretty big difference between those two. How does God decide whether I get nothingness or Hell?

Faggots don't go to heaven. Its called judgement and mercy. You find out. Ask him. He'll send you on a fools errand.

He duplicates you, sends you to both, then deletes the one who did worse afterwards.

Sending someone to burn in agony for eternity is called mercy? Wow your religion is fucked up.

Its random. It depends on who you are and your relationship with him.

Punks like the two posters bait for Pharisee paradox answers and edgelord theology when it could be anything.

Its better answered with another question: how do you think your God will judge you? But faggots do that. I don't.

Buy a scapular, commend yourself to the virgin of Carmel or Mary. Pray a few rosaries and wear the scapula at the hour of your death. No hell.

Why? All I want to do is worship my feces statue made of the holy word of jesus the lord of lords above all god of men.

Do a couple silly things on your deathbed or God will send you to burn in agony for eternity? Wow your religion is fucked up.

You are about to lose your life.

So because of that you should suck God's dick or else he tortures you for eternity?

You're a faggot. You're not a man I don't have to be specific about your faggotry and crying and being a bitch.

Since I am a priest.. Its not anything God does against you. You kind of just fall there.

God has the option of torturing each person for eternity or not. If he chooses to torture someone, that's entirely on him. Your god is worse than Hitler, since he tortures people for eternity.

>It's way easy for Catholics to go to hell, right?

Catholic priests have the power of absolution. You can't send one to hell.

God never said that. Read your bible.

Get the fuck off my thread. Go farm or do bestiality to your cows. Fucking American heretic.

The bible the rosary testimonies and folly are separate things dipshit.

How can you worship a megalomaniac who gets his rocks off by torturing people? He is morally bankrupt and objectively more evil than the worst people in history. Would you worship a mob boss who threatens to torture you unless you devote your life to him?

Not all of us. Not all of us have the "power" to give out absolution. Absolution is in grace. "Many will come to me on that day saying have we not done many wondrous works and I will answer them depart from me I never knew you."

Shut up.

Do you have an argument to counter that? Or do you just have faith that your torture obsessed invisible sky daddy loves you, even though your own doctrine shows him to be a psychopath?

Fuck you. An argument is a "straw man" and a "slippery slope". Whoever said I wanted to argue like a blind Pharisee with a punk like you? How can I respect your bitch ass?

There's a plate of food and there's a hole in the ground you just fall to. I accept God as is. There is comfort to the victims of serious crimes true evil knowing that there is a hell for these people and we do not need to wait on punks to read the old testament to avenge and fulfill the law on everyone who gets away with it.

Why would I tell you the truth and reward you? Faggot.

What about the families of the billions of people your God tortures for eternity? Don't they deserve comfort? How can you be comfortable with him getting away with atrocities worse than any human has ever committed?

Its like saying you're a neo Nazi only better

it's the
>worship my feces statue
part that makes it idolatry

I absolved a group of KKK members who confessed skinning negros in the deep South.

Jesse this is why you get raped.
Run what your degenerate feminist purple haired bitch tells you one more time?

Um, great. So those KKK folks will get to play bingo with Jesus in Heaven, but your God is going to torture me for eternity because I don't worship him? Sounds like a great moral system.

I hate purple haired feminists as much as the next guy. What's your point again?

I get often told not to correct members of society. I can see why.

You shame your puto father and he failed. You also owe a lot of people you getting your ass kicked. You're getting no more than shut up puto from me.

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When faced with hell everything will fail you. All your American 21st century perversities. If you don't like it tough shit. I'm not going to defend hell say that's why there's justice in the first place. Mira que lo vuelves a hacer. Hard for punks to understand that.

ITT: rampant edgy samefagging

i want to become a trap know im bi and bottom asf what do

I can't stop wanking please fix me

Cut off either your dick or your hand.