Why do all americans puke after drinking a couple of beers?
Why do all americans puke after drinking a couple of beers?
Have you ever tasted American beer?
cuz our water is poisoned and most beer has been ruined by recipe shortcuts that are also poison
Ziiiiiiinnnnnngggg!!!
That's not beer puke that right there, that's milk puke.
Because they're fucking pussies.
Us English would win gold at the Olympics of alcohol.
Because most young Americans binge drink.
True connoisseur
the gallon challenge
You obviously don’t know Americans besides the ones on TV
It's a badge I shall wear, though not proudly.
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I can do a 30 rack of natty. I'd like to see a Eurofag do that.
so you're a fat cunt is what you're saying?
>light beer.
this has to be bait right?
No... I puke about halfway through one.
Us aussies have the best beer and besr live, I could smash 48 cans of VB a day 90 at most
Budweiser, Miller, Coors, and most of the mass produced "American" beer is now owned by European or Canadian companies.
US craft brews are some of the very best in the world.
They aren't Canadian; that's why.
is that before or after you nosh off your daddy?
I would humbly posit that Danish beer is some of the best in the world.
After your mother gives me a "nosh off" what shit slang
YFW bud and miller are based on german lager recipes
Which they completely ruined, mind you.
because beer is carbonated and bloats you quick, stop being a fucking cuck and drink vodka instead
Belgium says "hi".
lagers are shit
Just had three while playing some ps4. No pukey yet.
Maybe they'll taste better when you grow up user.
Matches your shitty grammar then, doesn't it?
Its called skunk beer for a reason.
I just drank three Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat beers and two cups of vodka and have not puked.
Is that acceptable?
Well, what beer do you like then?
Right, m8, and you Aussie also have more words for "vomit" than Eskimos have for "snow," so what's you point?
Depends on my mood but in no particular order
APA
IPA
Brown Ales
Some Porters
Hate Stouts
Sours
Pale Ales
Wheats
Lambics
Belgians
Now that's funny, fucking tea drinker.
I'm partial to PA's and Weissbeer myself. You should try an imperial stout, I tihnk it's right up your alley.
two beers and im puking all over the place
That's more or less my list, but wheat and IPA are switched.
>Why do all americans puke after drinking a couple of beers?
Because american beer is that bad.
Kek
Quite being a commie and drink some shine.
I said i ordered them in no particular order, right now sours are my favorite
america beer is fucking shit
nah Imperial just means high alcohol content and stouts are low on my list of styles I like. Too roasty and coffee like...I dont drink coffee either
Yeah, I got that, but your "no particular order" list is basically how I rate them, plus my addition.
fucking /thread
good point, sorry broski, im first gen american born with slavic background so yeah i was raised on it, and shine costs too damn much
The imperials I've tasted didn't have any notes of coffee, they were more like port wine.
for sure, sorry for my misunderstanding
Any examples, if they were dark (stouts) they should be roasty and have a slight coffee taste. The wine like taste was prob because it was around 10% alcohol
Ah I get it man, its not like vodka sucks but once I had some shine nothing else really could compare.
I was mostly just trying to rustle some jimmies, enjoy your drink bro.
cheers to that my dude