So Ive been really wanting a fleshlight and the cheeks look the best to me but theres hardly anyone talking about it...

So Ive been really wanting a fleshlight and the cheeks look the best to me but theres hardly anyone talking about it. Does anyone know how they feel?

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Like the inside of your cheek user

I've invested in one. Got the STU, genuinely it feels really good at first. But if you're gonna use it a lot the novelty goes away real fast. The third day I used it gebinekybwas that great but that's just me. Been a few days since and sure it'll be better now hahaa

*genuinley*
Fuckin big typo lmao

They're pretty good as an alternative to a good ol' handy. I got the alien one because I figured why the fuck not, might as well get a fantasy one

Look into Japanese onaholes

>Does anyone know how they feel?
like a can full of rubber ass

Feelz gud dood. I had a cheeky one and it was fine. Honestly preferred by b-hole ultra tight (which they dont make anymore) and my Lisa Ann Forbidden though. The FLG one's are better in my opinion cus i like lookin at buttholes. On most you can squeeze the sides to form cheeks anyway my dude. Enjoy. Buy one you wont regret.

blow up dolls are cheaper, and feel so much better

always had a real woman
must suk beta boi

bubble wrap and lube my man. change your life.

Fleshlights are actually great, coming from a guy who used to swear by loli onaholes from japan. I definitely suggest the Flight Pilot for its tightness and texture (its a smaller Stoya Destroya which is rated the -best- fleshlight girl modeled hole)

even shes bitching

nuke 4 pieces of bacon 10 sec
wrap
fap

>invested
The value of a fleshlight never appreciates, user.

>investment
in·vest·ment

inˈves(t)mənt/

noun

1.

the action or process of investing money for profit or material result.

Are you pimping out this flashlight whore?

You can invest into things that don't appreciate....

Mother fucker! Beat me to it.

Ive been thinking of getting a loli onahole. Amy recommendations?

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Its an investment into his personal well being. An orgasm a day keeps depression away.

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>You can invest into things that don't appreciate....
Investing is putting money into something you expect a return from, not typically an Orgasm. It's really and expense and a waste of money as an orgasm can be creating using hands.....

Depends what you like. I love the "virgin" effect, so I'd start with any "virgin" holes (since they wont be called anything like "loli") Also look at the girls on the boxes, younger = closer to loli

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get a pussy model, the anus ones are too damn tight

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Seriously? The thing is 100$, it lasts forever, gives good orgasms, and is better than your hands. Your logic is basically " Hey you can walk, so buying a bike isn't really an investment..."

like fucking nothing. total waste of money and they only serve to embarrass you when you die and your family goes through your stuff

So, do you brag about all your investments to people when they ask how your investments are going?
>hey user, how's your retirement looking
Stocks are doing pretty good, but I just invested in some sex toys to fill in that gap.
Amirite.fuckyoufaggit.bpm.old

How small is your penis?

Kek'd

it feels like a vagina if you heat up the lube before you use it

OP here, I've tried a could different sleeves and other just off brand toys and theyre all to small. Im tired of either breaking them, them being too tight so it doesnt feel good, or sticking out at the end.

Ona holes are designed that you "pass through" them and poke out the other side. If you are big enough that onaholes are getting damaged, fleshlights are a great alternative. Stoya is one of the best holes out there, but you can look of ratings for all of them, rated on things like tightness, reality, intensity, etc.

Even better choice: get a cheap onahole warmer on ebay for 5-10$, plug it in for 10-15mins before session. Add warm lube, and its phenomenal. If you like butt toys too, they are great if you let them sit in hot water for 15mins and they just warm you up deep inside.

i wish i still had mine
actually, i wish i was rich so i could actually get a good doll...

Use just a tad of water based lube and a spritz of water every couple hundred thrusts to refresh and it feel almost like the real thing. Without the vaginal contractions ofcourse

Virgins the whole lot of you

Nope. It sucks. Too thin on the flatter side, so when you're slamming it, the top goes inside the case and you scrape your dick. The Marry Queen Vortex is my favorite.

im not a virgin, i got proof

ive got the heavenly fleshlight and that shit after being warmed up in the sink with hot ass water and then some lube is amazing nearly passed out first time better than any pussy though pussy in my area is kind shitty anyways..... bunch a loose ass redneck chicks

>. Does anyone know how they feel?

Just like regular cheeks, if you fill them with hot fudge.

They're pretty good. Cold as fuck unless you warm them up first. But it's more hassle then you'd think. Need lube. Need towel handy. Can be messy. Need to clean it up AND leave it out to dry or it gets moldy preferably by a fan. I hardly use mine if ever anymore. Also it's pretty tight on me. If i'm going too fast and i pop out i won't just pop back in. i have to be extra careful. My experience

>virgins
Nope but thanks for playing. Try again next time

I recently got the Frankenstein one and would recommend.
The StoyaDestroya is meant to be the best, but I didn't wanna start with that then have nowhere to go. It's summer where I am so I keep it in the fridge.
Still needs water run through them before you use them so the lube works well.
Also, loosen the cap before inserting fully, then tighten it up or you can't jam, your dick in.

>But yeah, buy one, but don't have super high expectations from all the weirdos on the internet

Well, that's me shown

>Does anyone know how they feel?

You will have something wet and moist around your entire penis. That's different than jerking off.. your entire penis is now in something. Pretty close to vaginal sex, right?

It also feels kinda like skin. You also get the feeling of ball slapping that you would get from sex. It can get intense.

But it's not a vagina substitute. It's not a vagina. It's not gonna be warm and as wet, it's not going to be connected to a living being, it's not going to move on it's own for you. So don't think of it as that.

Think of it as a step up from masturbation, something to make your sexual exploration a bit more enjoyable. You're loving yourself, you're pleasuring yourself. Nothing wrong with that.

Hope that helps. I threw mine the fuck away because I just had too much hate for it, I was always thinking about how fucked it is for me to have it. Also around that time starting the path of getting the fuck away from porn.

Yep and more than one a day gives you depression

I hope you recycled it

Can it be recycled? Like I think it's some kind of silia idk much about that. I know the plastic could definitely be recycled. I should've done that honestly. Notsure about how recyclable the material it's made of is. Would it last forever?

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>An orgasm a day keeps depression away.
>Yep and more than one a day gives you depression

We got some of the same shit going on in our minds. We live in fucked up societies. You expect yourself to get that orgasm so it makes it that much more as something that eases your depression momentarily. But it never really helped me. Doing it a lot less if anything made it that much better. It's not a chore anymore and not to porn and not an irritating gross thing

My wife is going overseas with the kids for a couple of months during summer vacation, thinking of getting a fleshlight or onnahole to spice things up a bit while she’s gone. Not a poorfag so I’ll probably get both - any other toys out there I should look into?

Buy the rejuvenating powder it works wonders

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>rejuvinating powder
What is this powder that gives power

It's a great idea you'll use them more often than you think look into getting different sleeves once you own the outside part of the fleshlight

it's just cornflour and stops it getting sticky when dry, like with a turkish delight

I'm sorry I'm retarded

They'll find that thing in a thousand years and probably fuck it

I mean... Does it actually improve your performance?

how the fuck did you manage to misspell genuinely twice

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Fleshlights are great but nothing beats a live girl. Or dude if you're into that

bruv.. it's awesome for like 2 weeks.. until youre sick and tired of cleaning it out and letting it dry. seriously who wants to worry about cleaning that shit right after you cum? theyre seriously a huge pain in the ass. although a good option if you -never- get laid.

Fleshlights do NOT last forever. They will slowly degrade and tear over time. Not too mention they start to lose the realistic sensation even if you use the restoring powder. At most they’d last a couple years.

Use cornstarch to refresh not water.

wtf is the restoring powder and htf does it restore?