What is THE most interesting thing about you?

What is THE most interesting thing about you?

I am learning how to do magic

I do music

I can paint my cock to look like a snake

I once played Wow for 42 hours straight trying to kill the Lich Kijng in ICC25, and didn't kill him.

I'm naked

I have a second degree black belt in Soghnam TaeKwonDo, either that or the fact that I bury bodies and dig graves for a living.

I can throw a football over them mountains

Absolute nothing. I'm about as average as you can get.
And I'm okay with that.

I can play multiple instruments and
Have a high aptitude for learning new
skills.

Everyone in my class and my teachers thought I was stupid until I scored the second highest anyone in my school has ever scored on the ACT

Now they know I am just an idiot

There is a photograph of the anterior surface of the lens of my left eye in a textbook of opthalmic pathology.

Even if there’s nothing interesting about you, there is always something that is the most interesting thing about you

i collect vintage corelle dishes

i make poop art

Odds are you've probably listened to at least one of my songs before.

i poop too much

I have a sense of morals.

Creeping up on that wizard status?

darude sandstorm??

Quads Checked

Kanye?

But no sense of humor.

checked

hi taylor

yo whaddup deadmau5

if you pull my finger i can make the air stink

fucking waste...

I am learning french & german just for fun. I want to learn korean too, but idk.

are you the Beatles?

I can think "out of the box" and solve a wide range of problems that most other normies cannot even begin to comprehend.

Taylor, why don't you just subtly recognize us publicly somehow? The cat was not enough

i bet you watch rick and morty too

Give us an example, user

>french and german
might as well just learn arabic

cup holders for you pants

like what

Chopin??

He said, browsing Sup Forums like a fucking normie.

a bass guitar that has a guitar attached to it

Why is that?

I look like hitler when I grow a stash

70% of you have seen my name in the news before.

This isn't really a problem so much as a concept, and there is a reason no one has seriously made an attempt at it

Dead Rat 6

Elliot rodger?

I told you most other normies cannot even begin to comprehend

I have Aquagenic urticaria. Essentially, I'm allergic to water.

Is that u Logan?

This one time in my italian class in 10th grade we were playing bingo as a class and eventually I, the bingo caller man, got pasta tossed at me. I hit every single one of those pieces of pasta away and the last one a kid threw, i hit it back at him and it hit right between his eyes.

I have 4 jobs?

So am I if enough gets in my lungs.
We should hang out.

I can nearly perfect anything in a weeks time

5 years left

Taylor, I live by your one house . Im friends with Mario.

I bet he pasta way

I'm an accomplished comedian

Uh well, I'm...

I can almost reach my nose and my elbow with my tongue
Will post pics if asked but I need to stretch a bit

Francis Scott Key?

>>I'm allergic to the backbone of existence, cells, and life on earth
>>I made it to an age where I am old enough to use Sup Forums

yeah okay buddy

pics

It doesn’t matter how uninteresting it is, it’s still the most interesting thing about you

You meant to do that.

I killed someone once.

I fuck OP’s mom constantly. She just craves cock. Like, fucking CRAVES it. She’s just a filthy, cock-craving whore.

Why?

I've beaten Mike Tyson in Punch-Out a few times.

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b u l l s h i t
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i am REALLY good at masturbating

I've actually been to the DMZ twice.

When i love, i love with all my heart. When i hate i hate with all my love.

Is that like TMZ?

its becky.

nah

I have a bunch of those.

Kill yourself with all your heart.

wheres kimmy?

> I'm an accomplished comedian
> I bet he pasta way
which is it? accomplished comedian or shitty pun writer?

becky? explain i does not no da wae

This was in 2010, long before Respected Chairman Kim Jong-Un took power.

*The* most? That requires me to look at myself from the perspective of another person looking at me. I lack the context to view myself that way, so I guess the best answer I can give is to say what I am the most interested by, which would be my continued martial arts training

I have an unusually long and sensitive middle finger.

FUCK OFF DR PHIL

did you point lasers at them so that they would chase them like cats?

Here you go

Stick it in your gaping, desensitized anus.

Yeah.....probably best that I didn't. Also, no pointing.

nice

pics

shitty tumblr meme about taylor swift being confused with some chick named becky which she rolled with.

you are not hue-mon

Looks like the shittiest place on earth to live.

I did 2 1/2 years in prison for armed robbery.

should have checked the resolution before i used that picture. my bad. but hopefully you get it.

I'm typing with a sprained wrist.

The shelves?

ah gotcha thank you kind sir. lol i do actually live by one of taylors houses tho. only drove by twice though i think she only comes here for the holidays bc of fam

There is a difference between incompetence and apathy

Why were you there?