Hey Sup Forums whats your craziest experience with getting in trouble as a kid or teen?

hey Sup Forums whats your craziest experience with getting in trouble as a kid or teen?

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fucing ur mom

Never got caught for anything. Did break 100 on the highway as a teen tho, during midday, with cops around, before I had my full license. Fucking dumb and I don't know how I didn't get caught

> : (

Depends if you count 18 as a teen.

Semiretardedly decided to go 160km/h on a 80km/h road because I was late from a d&d-game

When I was 16 had sex with gf in a lake while there were some other people there as well.

Not sure if anyone paid attention

That sounds phenomenal

In-water sex usually isn't that great, but for some reason back then it was great.
guess she was wet enough

When one of my friends ran off to two 10 year olds and asked them to show him their panties. Me and my other friend where in another park and the lolis mom came up to us and scold us for something we didnt do. Shit was crazy... that faggot is still out there today kiddiefiddling with children.

Tfw no lake fucking gf

These days I'm the same
stuff happened and we broke up

Gf cheated, dumped her, now im single and alone

Not caught, but thought I was in big trouble.

> years ago, newfag browsing Sup Forums while home alone
> come across "search lolita on imagefap" meme for the first time
> decide to see what the joke was about
> website tells me my computer is being tracked
> five minutes later there is a phone call
> caller ID says it's the local police
> shitting bricks
> hands shaking, pick up phone
> voice trembling "h-hello"
> they're calling about something totally different, turns out someone called the cops on my stupid brother for driving recklessly
> worst coincidence ever
> never went to imagefap ever again

Stole two GI Joes but got caught. Got off scott free cause I gave a good sorry face to the juvie judge, and cause I'm white. Only thing I was sorry about was that I lost my two GI Joes. I'm still pissed about that, even though it's more than 30 years later. Dream about freezing time, walking into that toy store and taking enough stuff to make up for what they took away from me, plus interest.

No cheating was involved
Still have casual sex every now and then

More stories on that pedobuddy of yours?

......did you just ask if 18 is still a teen?

Running away from cops in narrow alleys.
Crazy shit, glad I turned out better.

Lucky bastard
Ive been cheated on two or three times now
Its not exclusive to me, girls in this area have a narcissism complex
I refuse to be a cuck so i dump them fast

When I was in 1st grade I had a fight with my best friend. We were both Straight A kiddos and we threw hands and got sent to the principle's office. I cried in the office thinking i was getting expelled.

Yes, 'cause practically you're still a kid then

How's life at the bottom of the aquarium faggot? No one took anything away from you. 30 years later and still plotting revenge over some toys you stole, son you got nothing worth taking.

His virginity?

Yeah, she was pretty innocent (virgin)

Introduced her to bdsm & some other stuff

international metrical system? dude what?

I have many. I was a terrible kid.

>Climbed the top of the school to smoke weed. Security looking for me, I can see him but he can't see me.

>Spray painted dicks all over the neighboring elementary school recess center

>Hung out under a desk to look at panties.

>Threw coins at an autistic kid to watch him freak out to find them (at least he got tons of free sodas from me).

>Threw baby oil at a FOB indian chick for having sandy/ashy feet.

>Fingered a chick during lunch. Used to be such a virgin, I had no idea I was fingering a butthole. She told her friends.

>Called a fat chick out for eating during class. Teacher kicks me out. (However she lost weight out of shame).

>Gave a speech about faggots ruining movies with their gay kissing. Teacher was gay and I didn't know.

>Took a picture of a chicks panties with a year book camera. Forgot to delete it.

>Took a picture of photography teacher using the bathroom. Developed the film and left it in the darkroom.

>During aquatic science field trip, I put everyone's lunch into the fat kids book bag. Everyone made fun of him. He didn't loose weight.

>Threw a bottle a piss at a bunch of football players for making fun of me for skateboarding.

>Placed a blow-up goat in the gymnasium roof during 9/11 ceremony.

>When sent to "special behavior correction school", for a summer. I drew a bunch of Mexican flags on the table, causing a few Mexicans to get expelled.

>Put tons of playpin balls into the batting cage before the team had practice.

>Put a bunch of soap and detergent into school fountain to make a bubble party.

>Expelled for taking a kids medication and replacing it with m&ms.

I'm sure there's more but I'm tired of typing.

lol, yeah maybe that.

God thats hot
What were her kinks

>Threw coins at an autistic kid to watch him freak out to find them (at least he got tons of free sodas from me).

That's not a bad thing.

I got suspended for it, my asian and white friends didnt. The struggle is real.

Choking was definitely one, with the right technique that was all you had to do to make her orgasm.

Then spanking and being tied up. Also bought quite a collection of toys that she enjoyed a lot.

I can't remember if it was a bit before or after the break-up that I got her into anal.
No anal sex yet though, as I have a pretty thick dick, tried doing it a couple times though.

Also liked being called a toy, slave, worthless etc. during sex.

Really love her

>Placed a blow-up goat in the gymnasium roof during 9/11 ceremony

What the fuck, a blow-up Goat? During a 9/11 ceremony?

>When sent to "special behavior correction school", for a summer. I drew a bunch of Mexican flags on the table, causing a few Mexicans to get expelled.

You're a creative fucker aren't you?

>replaced a kids meds with m&m's

You have me laughing my ass off user

¿how come you can live with that?, you monster.

God thats the dream

Yeah, I still regret not seeing the issues that lead to the break-up..

To make things worst, my dad would find some of my shit awesome, but he would have to punish me because of my mom.

I get by. I knew there wasn't legally anything anyone can do besides talk to me about it.

What's the satisfaction of being called worthless, and why does it work so well?

It works on me (choking, spanking, being called worthless, etc.) even though i prefer love and intimacy.

Also, what's it like on your end?

would hang out with

+1

Don't really know what turned her on with it.

I'm sadistic, dominating and enjoyed "using" her.

And yeah, we had love and intimacy too. Getting out all the ropes took time after all

tore the little tag off my mattress

I drank orange juice right out of the carton once...

but as in making those lives miserable, I mean from a bullying receiving perspective like mine, ¿how can u live your life fucking ppl up?

The FBI is knocking on your door now, user.

In his defense, he got shit from other people too.

¡that doesn't answers me shit!

español tu primer idioma?

I was bullied a lot, and by a lot, I mean every fucking day. Those were my ways (except for the fingering of the chick's anus) of expressing myself.

it does actually. everybody gets their own portion of shit to eat.

And if you're referring to getting the Mexican kids kicked out, the ones that were expelled attacked me first. They had this "eyy homes we mexicahood in here", and they picked on me for being mixed.

This guy gets it.

im not defending what those "cholos" did lol fuck them, I mean your childhood in general.

Are you Mexican-American?

>be me
>Infamous hacker known as Sup Forums
>Decide to shut off the internet one day
>Put Google chrome and internet explorer in trash
>Whatever not too hard
>Hack my mouse to make it faster
>Sweet
>Hear something heavy approaching my house
>It's the fucking army
>no sweat
>Hack their tanks by typing hacktank.exe into notepad and changing it into an .Exe
>Their fucking tanks blow up
>That's not enough as they have cars and Apache helicopters approaching me
>Write destroyarmyvehicles.wav on a disc and insert it into my computer
>Mfw their helicopters crash into each other and their cars break down
>They retreat back into their army base
>Success
>Parents come down to basement and tell me to stop screaming so loud
>Triggers PTSD since parents have never been this harsh on me
>Mfw I've been scarred for life ever since

I sucked my younger cousins dick. My older cousin caught us and told us never to tell anyone. We all pretend it didn't happen.

Not this shit again.

Sí. siempre pongo los símbolos de apertura me es más fácil leerlo así.

What do you mean it's a totally real story that happened when I was 6

Fue grosero con otras personas porque también fueron groseros con él. Él es la víctima.

While I was 15 got pulled over by cops for going 120mph on a freeway, having 4 bottles of vodka, a bottle of whiskey, half an ounce of weed, 6 tabs of acid and a .308 rifle. was with 4 friends, all 15.
All the cop did was call our parents and take our shit, and I told him my friend's mom was mine so I wouldn't get in trouble.
It worked, mom never found out :)

Again, I was "bullied" every fucking day. It all started when my elementary school crush told everyone I had a small dick. I never showed it to her, but we lived in a small town, where everyone grew up together. I did worst things in junior high, but this is about high school. Anyway, I managed to fuck up her life too. In Junior High I superglued her crushes clothes to a seat. When he got up, all his shit ripped apart. You could see a lot of skin.

bullying back is definitely not an option, at least for me. ;-;

Nope. Half Puerto Rican, half Iranian.

Find it in your heart to forgive. The lord is always with you.

On a serious note, i feel you. I will never have the balls to bully someone else. Its not in me.

Peace and Love user, hope you get through it.

I drunk drove and totalled my car into a tree

walked back to the party and got my friends to help me push it into a river

reported it stolen next day and got insurance

bullying in the US of A is so fucking savage, fucking glad didn't born there, or I would have committed suicide long ago.

Iranian? Holy shit what a mixture.

I got fucked with a lot by those purebred Mexican Cholo kids a lot. I'm Mexican-Italian, so I got shit for being whiter than them and then I got more shit because i didn't participate in their degeneracy. (Mostly because my mommy didn't let me have friends like that.)

Ur Spanish 10/10

>go out with friends in foreign town
>friend wants to get weed
>he gets beaten up after approaching drunk man on street and asking if he has weed
>later at night take cab with junkie to apartment where he says we can get some weed
>dealer pissed off because we woke him and his gf up at 3 am
>junkie fucked up and told dealer we wanted some white powder, we tell him we wanted weed
>dealer says junkie will have to pay, junkie has no money
>is chill, dealer goes something like "np we'll figure it out" and leaves room
>about 10 seconds later, door slams open and dealer is standing there with crazy look in his eyes and huge kitchen knife in hand
>"SOMEBODY HAS TO FUCKING PAY"
>he does FUCKING NINJA KICKS on the spot, I could not make this shit up if I wanted
>dealer charges towards my friend with knife, then turns and charges towards me
>I pull out bank note in my pocket, in absurd moment he slows down and we somehow exchange kitchen knife for the bank note, time seems frozen for a short while
>dealer mental state flips entirely again, he is chill again
>"ok you guys still need some weed?"
>dealer leaves to get weed for us, we sit and chat with junkie and dealer's girlfriend
>junkie wants us to do the white powder with him, he keeps persisting and we finally get into heated argument that dealer's girlfriend joins
>suddenly door slams open again, two lesbian junkies, faces all fucked from drug use, walk in followed by dealer
>leader lesbian junkie is holding up bag of hash
>"who is this for?"
>friend (still has swollen nose from earlier beating) doesn't even have time to put his hand up before she punches him in the face and continues to hit him
>lesbian junkie behind shouting "YOU INSULTIN MAH WIFE YOU INSULTIN MAH WIFE?!"
>I'm terrified but almost start laughing at insanity of situation
>finally lesbian junkies calm down, similarly to dealer flip mental state and chill out immediately
>lesbian junkie pulls out bong and sits down to smoke
>continued

I think I was a pretty horrible kid too.
Grew up with my dad, he's a chemist and most pf the stuff I did revolves around the fact that we had loads of stuff at home.

> got my ass beaten for setting the kitchen on fire with dry spiritus.

> got my ass beaten for growing shrooms

> got my ass beaten for cooking up flares in out kitchen, accidentally lighting one in the process an smoking out our whole apartment

> huge emergency evacuation of our towns air field, because I made napalm and accidentally lit a whole bunch of tires on fire

> had to pay a fine for using homemade rocket on new years eve, which was too heavy at the tip and launched right into a car.

> got my ass because I lost my gf in the woods after eating shrooms

> spiked our hockey teams water supply with lsd because I was mad at one guy.

My spanish is fucking garbage. I understand spanish when its spoken to me, but writing and responding, oh fuck me I'm whiter than flour.

>Be 16, virgin
>14 y.o gf, 7/10, pic related
>Watch a horror flick
>Grope her well developing budding breasts
>Finger her wet pussy
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Hard as rocks
>She whispers "let's go to the restroom user."
>Awwwyis.gif
>Continue third basing in the last stall
>Security fag footsteps
>"If you're in there, you better come out kids."
>Holy shit
>Gfs eyes are pure horror
>Signal hush
>Security fag bangs the door of other stalls, except ours
>"Guess they got out when I was coming here."
>Relief, she still wet and I'm still rock
>Eat her out. She gives me a bj. We both finish
>mfw we realize there was a cctv outside the restroom
>Run like hell away from the cinema
>Gf had a public fetish ever since.

You wasted that roll when we are trying to get a kid to at a tide pod you fucking faggot. KYS

Me and my friends Shoplifted $90 worth of stuff from six flags, we thought we we're so cool until LP came and tapped on my buddy's shoulder. I'm still banned to this day.

it's actually more obnoxious that you may perceive it, but yours is the best foreign Spanish I've seen. #Fact

I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU AND NOT A VIRGIN.

feelssadman

Goddamn, those quintuples. But yea, getting bullied sucks, but I'm the type that gets even.

Dad was a G.I. Those cholo fuckers had it coming. In "behavior correction school", I couldn't identify with the available races so I decided to try to be nice to them. They ended hitting me a lot and calling me names in their slang. I don't hate all Mexicans, I love their culture, but I had to do something to get rid of a few for the sake of surviving a summer long detention. The black kids though I was cool, but then I couldn't play basketball that well so they ignored me after a while.

¿what you on about?

I can thank my mother who was born and raised in Mexico City. My first language was technically Spanish until my dad made me forget all of the Spanish I was taught and forcefed me English.

Lmao I got banned

Or not?

God I know the feel. I'm the whitest hispanic in the god damn world. I speak and write like I was born with a silver spoon. I don't associate with most other hispanics either because it just gets me into shit. Being mixed is a curse and a blessing.

Its cool, Sup Forums mods ban me 3 times a year for shitposting on blue boards. They always let you come back after a while.

>friend and I are scared shitless (I'm 16 and he's 18), but we're playing it cool pretending we do this every day
>I go "uuh I think we'll be moving on now"
>next we're at apartment entrance, stairs to outside descending in front of us
>dealer comes out and starts talking to us
>"you guys were lucky, they were really angry that you woke them up twice... I have to convince them not to bring their..." [makes gun loading gesture] "actually, maybe they still brought it..."
>he turns around and shouts name of one of lesbian junkies
>friend and I don't even look at each other, we simultaneously make it down the stairs in a single jump and run like fuck for about 10 minutes
>finally get home, smoke weed and watch How High
>best hash I'd ever smoked at the time

Me and a friend broke into a house. We never got caught. Until he got caught breaking into some faggots house and that bitch had a shotgun. He got popped, and he sold me out because the police tried to pin ALL of the burglaries in the neighborhood on him. They were gonna take his life away. They said theyd let him go easy if he gave me up. Those little faggors. They should fucking kill themselves. Me and him had a criminal record our whole lives as teens, we couldnt get jobs anywhere. Fucking niggers got jobs and we didnt get shit.

it's better to be raised like a bilingual, but risks are high of you developing "spanglish" D:
>Spanish machine broke
>Understandable

Yeah.
Another problem My dad and I have (we are both English only, he doesn't understand spanish) is when other people see our last name, immediately assume we speak spanish, and just begin talking in only spanish. I thankfully understand and can respond in English, but my dad is just dumbfounded.

>be 16
>emo edgefag
>drinking 11pm with a friend
>drunk af, listening to MCR on phone speaker
>random nigur tries to mug me
>friend throws punches and startles him
>goes after me trying to grab phone.
>stab him because emo edgefags carry knives
>stab again so he would fuck off, and he did moaning and swearing


>nog was found 2 days later in a park bush, bled to death from multiple stab wounds with large amount of meth present in system lol

>to this day no attacker has been found.

this thread's almost dead so, I hope you have a nice life, and get ur dad some clases yourself. for bonding. bye :)

Kek

I have similar story not really too close tho.
Sorry if shit. never green text
>be 7 or 8 grade me.
>just learning what porn is kids talk about it at school
> I look around on internet time to
> one day I hear them say something about child porn so I search up.
> found some site called American Child pornography.
> are you 18? Check yes duh.
>FBI seal appears with a giant paragraph written under.
I don't remeber what it said very well.
> read first couple lines "your ip has been tracked and you have been put on a government watch list"
>
>paniced, stop reading, turn everything off and went to bed.

Worried that my dad would get in trouble for it since computer was his. And was paranoid for a

>couple weeks after I told my friend.
>told me not to worry since we live in Canada the FBI won't come and arrest me.

He is still the only one who know about it.

What were the issues?

he's telling you, he didn't knew to this day.

Basically I thought she wanted space and because of that thought that I didn't love her anymore and that killed the trust

Summed up: for a few months we assumed what the other one felt and didn't talk about our assumptions...

It feels so stupid afterwards

Wow, you’re a real piece of shit, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Oh, thats rough man

At least you had fun with this girl

Yes. A lot. He loved to do lewd stuff on underaged girls. It disgusted me when he did that shit. Sometimes he did it openly when we where hanging out. At that time pedophilia wasnt such a big issue like now so he never got jailed by the girls parents. He loved to go into those small children houses that they had on the parks when he was with little girls. While inside there he used to grind his cock on the girls pussy and mouth. Sometimes even hump them while they where on the small houses table. Since my childhood i got many little girls come up to me and told me what sick stuff he did to them. I always told them to tell their mothers, but that fucker never got in trouble. I bet that he is still out there now at his 30s molesting children..