/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Alonso just parked the car edition

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3. Valtteri Bottas 63 points
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5. Max Verstappen 35 points

>News:
McLaren has unironically launched a new eSports competition called ‘World’s Fastest Gamer’

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perro caca

>German post quality

nth for Based Ferrari

dat ass

Where it's available to watch those 30min onboard videos from canal+sport? Some guy on vimeo uploaded from every race of last year but most of his videos are gone and he hasn't uploaded from any race of this year

Because of the extra formation lap Ferrari's tyres lost even more heat than they already did. Big disadvantage! Sad!

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t. Luigi Lagatelli di Maria

>check google
>see this youtube.com/watch?v=5or4m5JOQM0

>mfw alonso died for this

why is there a drivers championship when its literally all about the manufacturer

Is a simulator an athlete?

Or is it?

enjoy getting cucked?

>rights

This week in Swedish F1 punditry
>Ericsson is as good as Bottas, he just needs a better car to prove it.
>Graham Hill didn't really win the 1966 Indy 500, and therefore shouldn't have the triple crown.
>Mika Salo (who was an official) told them how both Grosjean and Palmer came to him after their accident and complained that the other driver didn't get a penalty. Salo basically told them to fuck off and stop annoying him.

But Wehrlein got BLEACHED in Russia

why no portugese f1 team

nobody would watch it

is portugal a country? I though they were just a very successful shipping company once upon a time.

After HRT they didn't want to embrass iberic peninsula anymore

Talking about Portugal; Estoril should come back.

Montmelò 2.0 desu

Get your dick out.

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Please not.

Jerez should come back
Estoril should come back

Montmelo out

wtf I love Vettee now

>Estoril built in 1972
>Barca 1991
ok

/ourguy/

They don't have the brain capacity to make road cars, let alone a formula car

why is wobbler 2.0 called bully?

Because of the entire 2014 season

Fake news.

>youtube.com/watch?v=xYWlK7_sabs

>Everyone pits for fuel with just 5 laps to go
>Alexander fucking Rossi lucking into win

What kind of fucked up strategy was everyone on? How do they explain this? What kind of meme-sport is this? It's like the commentators don't even know what's going on.

I'd rather see a F1 train race for 2 hours straight with no overtakes desu

Although, after seeing this, I could actually imagine Alonso winning this.

because he bullied user in highschool

Aus user like 3/4 years ago claimed that Ricciardo actually bullied him when they went to school together in perth.

And then Ricciardo went and bullied Vettel for the entirety of 2014.

Hence Ricciardo is bully.

Then the bully became the bullied.

Because he wasn't so tough after being molested.

race was rigged obviously or the guys at the paddock can't use a calculator

He turned off the car and parked the car there out of spite, forcing everyone on another warm up lap and driving up their temps. He really is the biggest, most entitled baby this sport has ever seen. The day he retires will be a day of celebration for F1 and Liberty Media. Alonso at this point is just a huge liability to everyone.

I wish he stays at muh Indy and muh WEC.

Glad there isn't race this weekend. Gotta pass these exams.

They were all banking on a late yellow to let them save fuel and get them to the end.

Also Rossi did ridiculous unnatural levels of fuel saving. Not many could get an extra 5 laps out of the fuel tank.

What is Hispano-Suiza?

good luck Herr Pukki

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what you do after the Exams? Go to your local library to borrow some Vidyagames

Thanks for clearing that up, that actually makes sense. The commentators made it sound like it was fuel saving only and that really got me thinking whether the other teams were completely retarded for actually having planned to pit 5 laps before the end.

>What kind of fucked up strategy was everyone on? How do they explain this?

Everyone else was fighting for positions more than winner on last stint and burning more fuel, forcing extra pit stop.

>What kind of meme-sport is this?

One where idiots get punished for stupidity of not choosing their battles carefully. Was it luck or good strategy depends entirely on how good driver and team.

>It's like the commentators don't even know what's going on.

To be honest that isn't really surprising, they are naturally more focused on more interesting things than someone driving sensible speed.

I'm pretty sure he meant university exams, user.
He's not a primary school child who plays video games, he's an adult.

>gamers are a girl and a nigger
every fucking time

>he's an adult.

Sure he is, like everyone else on this vietnamese cartoon hentai board where we share fanfictional stories about our favorite athletes, their sisters and wives.

Yeah, 3rd year in uni. And after next week I start with a summer job.

Thanks

>I start with a summer job.
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Quality post.

Now that we're talking about the Indy.
Does anyone have an explanation about how based Villeneuve managed to win the 95 Indy although he received an extra penalty lap? So he did 201 laps and still won. I keep being amazed by that!

He crossed the line at something like 150mph.
He was engaging the clutch down the straights and coasting down. The engine read spluttering in turn 3 and he ran out in turn 1.

The penalty was actually 2 laps removed from his scoring sheet, user.
He did 202 laps, and won the Indy505

>drive through the pack, passing the entire fucking field
>overtake leader
>now 1 lap down
>caution flag comes out, safety car picks up leader
>you rejoin the end of the pack
>drive through the pack again, passing the entire fucking field again
>overtake leader
>now on lead lap
>caution flag comes out, safety car picks up leader
>you rejoin the end of the pack
>drive through the pack AGAIN, passing the entire fucking field AGAIN
>win race

People always forget JV was actually fucking good before he became meme tier.
He got pole on his F1 debut, and would have won on debut but was told to let his his mate past because he had an oil leak.

It's like he spent all his talent in the first quarter of his career.
I'm sure within a few years he won't even be able to drive a manual anymore.

How does this sort of thing happen if this circle driving thing they do is meant to be all stock and only the best take part. I mean Jacques wasn't that good now as he? America have you been telling us all lies about your circle driving. A few porky pies?

Lightning McQueen came back from 1 lap down too

>Enjoy playing the F1 games for the racing bits
>Can't handle tyre wear and always ice skating by the time my pit stop comes around

My theory is he got in touch with marihuana at some point around 1999, when he realized BAR is complete shit but his contract was more than he ever wanted. And as it goes when you touch drugs, he resigned and killed a marshall just for the sake of it, just because he didn't get thrilled otherwise anymore.

>Hispano-Suiza
>Portuguese

Chick Thunder Hicks was robbed

sounds like fun
last racing game I played that had tyre deg was Gran Turismo 3

except for the fact that he did actually win

Some drivers are Shit. Setups are different.

>I start with a summer job
are you living the My Summer Car life?

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FI autism not very good.

That fewest laps answer made me chukle tho

No time for autistically going through F1 statistics when you're such a qt3.14

Perez on the other hand.. SAD!

I wish I could. Actually might buy a car for summer, but not old Datsun. Mercedes perhaps.

get a 124 and drive it with racing gloves on

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imagine envying someone so much you'd do anything to compensate for your patheticness

If he really did give Senna the finger mid-drift, this would be the greatest overtake ever.

*night of fire muffled in the distance*

>Autosport forum running mature dating ads

kek.

>i'm being shown mature dating ads due to my internet search profile

ftfy

sure overtakes are at probably an all time low, but these faster cars have led to some fantastic racing when it actually happens

Sometimes adblockers have negative aspects

If you watch nascar half of commercials are cialis viagra and pick-ups

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I'm on 4g in incognito and don't browse those sites lad.

so no gp this weekend? i always get confused

No, Finland has to study so it's on the week after.

Good luck, Finland.

WEC Spa 6hr on tomorrow though.
(race is on Saturday, not Sunday)

shhh

should I take a quick 1h nap or just keep F5ing several generals I'm not really interested in at the moment?

>Not using auto update

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Just tried it, got betting ads only. Seems you're a bit of a lonely sexless wanker m8.

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So how come we dont have our own subreddit yet?

Is Massa, dare I connote, the third best driver on the grid?

After Verstappen and Palmer yes

If I turn off adblock I get nothing where the ads should be
>too poor to even see ads
>no greece it's ok you keep your pennies

no, bahamas, he is not.

His team lacks aero skills, and thus does well on tracks with shitloads of straights.

Third best at what?

Why... I'm not even a britbong

When I used incognito mode I didn't get ads either

you mean after RIC and BOT

TAKE ME BABY