So what happens if they meet in the Champions League?

So what happens if they meet in the Champions League?

Salzburg will throw the game

They can't. You can't own two clubs in the same european competition

According to them these teams have different owners. That's the loophole they found so both teams can play in the CL.

The losing team gets eliminated

>two different owners
>who both work for the same company
Knowing UEFA they'll let them get away with it

>Salzburg
>qualifying for the CL
pick one

>tfw they will never play in the CL Final and then play NYRB in the Club World Cup

The fans will throw cans at each other

>Salzburg
>CL
tip top kekkerkok

Monster team when???

and they say Poles are stupid

this is the only correct answer

>energy drinks rivalry match

>tfw literally drinking energy drink now

monster should buy wolfsburg

>implying Trondheim NOS won't wreck them both

>implying Lucadogoretzade aren't winning the CL within the next decade

You mean Lucogatorazade

>75716574
>rondheim NOS
>Lucadogoretzade
>Lucogatorazade

??? what

topkek banter everybody else btfo

they both fuse and create a superheavy rockstar energy team

energy drink owners > sand coon owners

desu

Ah, you must be a fan of Rockstar Guimarães

*cracks open a chilled refreshing can of Rockstar*

aaaahhhhh just what I need to set me up for a long day of doing nothing

our year la

one time I drank 8 cans of rockstar and my piss became flourescent green and smelled like rockstar. never got a can since

Drinking more than 2 makes me twitchy and unable to concentrate, can't even imagine what 8 (eight) would feel like

it was over the course of 20 or more hours, heart was racing and I felt exhausted yet awake at the same time

Multi-21

jesus christ gunter chill

>drinking energy drinks ever

is there anotheralterantive to coffee when it's warm?
I don't want to do cocaine

Mate, Cola, green tea

Why the fuck would you ever do that, you fucking stupid kraut? You wanna fucking die or something?

>You wanna fucking die or something?
welll yes but that's not why
I did it, I just had to be up for long, can't remember why though

>Europeans drinking mate

To achieve that simply sleep more the day before.

Well, its some kind of soft drink/ice tea

that garbage tastes so gross, I'd rather just drink cold black tea

that's not how you drink mate

Just drink Guarana beverages.
Germans don't know shit about food, more news at 11.

Fuck i hate these coorporations taking over football teams. That's when the sport really gets fucked for money

for me its Rockstar Belgrado

holy shit Lesbo

and pic related is not how you eat Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut,

It's made for our (german) market, so obviously they have to make the product appealing for the german/european market

>tfw my team almost got taken over by Red Bull

I don't think I could support Red Bull Twente. That shit is so fucking lame.

I wouldnt even touch that

you don't have to touch it, most civilised societies eat with a knife and fork.

>sausage with sauce
since when is this a thing?

patricians drink Arizona Iced Tea instead

yes

>italians talking shit
keep eating maggots

Since argentina became a thing, i assume

>
Agree

>implying that would ever occur
will never happen because Salzburg is only top in one of the most shit-tier leagues in europe. they are hot garbage compared to other european teams
>also fuck moving all established players to Leipzig

Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut isn't even real food so I don't see what's so bad about that.
>germans trying to teach italians about food
Is this bizzarro world?

>Salzburg
>not choking the qualifiers

For me, it's EuroShopper Palloseura.

>Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut isn't even real food so I don't see what's so bad about that.
atleast you tried

>germans trying to teach italians about food
>Is this bizzarro world?
A superior cuisine teaching a inferior cuisine how to make real food, i dont see anything bizarre about that

>lesotho about to drop some mad bantz

CANADA BACK ON SUICIDE WATCH

>A superior cuisine teaching a inferior cuisine how to make real food, i dont see anything bizarre about that
BWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This one was good.

FUCKING LEAFS BETTER RUN AND HIDE

You'd sqeak differently when your dosh-injected club easily beats all teams that gave you hate fueled cries when you were a child.

>le make noodles and put tomatoes on it cuisine
>le make pizza and put tomatoes on it cuisine
>le dont even make anything and just eat the tomatoes cuisine
>good
but im glad you can laugh about it

Yeah, that must be why the Mediterranean diet is considered one of the best cusine's in the world while no one gives a shit about your delicious krauts.
And I guess for the same reason Germans come to vacation in Italy to eat our food while Italians only ever travel to Germany to get drunk at the Oktoberfest.

You can't even claim to have good patisserie because that's Austrian.

>Yeah, that must be why the Mediterranean diet is considered one of the best cusine's in the world while no one gives a shit about your delicious krauts.

>And I guess for the same reason Germans come to vacation in Italy to eat our food

Well, most of the people are plebs, so...

>while Italians only ever travel to Germany to get drunk at the Oktoberfest.
and why do you come to the Oktoberfest just to get drunk? because you can finally eat and drink proper german food and beer

>You can't even claim to have good patisserie because that's Austrian.
Ah yes, the famous austrian city of Frankfurt

it tastes like water with cigarette ashes in it or like licking a carpet, i dont knwo how can you guys drink that shit

Lol

Cold brew you twat

>because you can finally eat and drink proper german food and beer
No, because only in Germany you can dress like a fucking retard to get drunk together with 1 million people in a tent with shitty folkloristic music and fat waitresses that carry 10 mass at a time.

All your desserts come from Austria.

You must be a special breed of retard if you really think italian cusine is shit.

Monster Münster

>No, because only in Germany you can dress like a fucking retard to get drunk together with 1 million people in a tent with shitty folkloristic music and fat waitresses that carry 10 mass at a time.
So youre saying, that italians like to dress like fucking retards and get drunk to shitty foklloristic music?


>All your desserts come from Austria.
>

>You must be a special breed of retard if you really think italian cusine is shit.
never said that, just that the german cuisine is better

>german cuisine
>BETTER

>So youre saying, that italians like to dress like fucking retards and get drunk to shitty foklloristic music?
Yeah, it's fun to behave like Germans do when you're drunk, once in a while.

>german cuisine is better
Basically the same.

I once drank a cup of tea with 2 (two) teabags lmao

well, well, who had thougt that romania comes to defend italy

>Yeah, it's fun to behave like Germans do when you're drunk, once in a while.

>too have fun in italy, you have to act like a drunken german


>Basically the same.
now youre just trolling, right?

>defending him

No Kevin Phillippe von Damasken, everyone knows your cuisine is shit and so is all Germanic cuisine, Anglo especially

Absolute madman

The absolute madman

>Germans don't get irony

Who would have thought!

woah dude calm down youre gonna hurt yourself

>pic related is considered shit cuisine in romania
whats the deal, too much garlic?

>italian humour

>pic related

You don't actually intend to eat Kloppo's brains do you?

fucked up, wrong pic

Bow down faggot

still better than italian cuisine

>logo is a witch

...

you were saying?

The true patricians drink

>This is what Sharia law drives to people

That's garbage. Shitty plastic bread, shitty meat and shitty vegetables.

they will never meet though since uefa accept only one redbull.

>you will never be this triggered by food
feels good man

>hard buns for shit like that

I don't get it, and I don't like it.

Don't get me wrong. Hard buns > soft buns. But as 'meat carriers' with sauce n shit, it's objectively worse because messier.

Herbalife NRG tea.

Iced coffee or iced tea.
Or stop being a pussy and do cocaine

There's no "soft buns", that's simply plastic bread.

The simple rule to check if the bread is good is to squeeze it, if it comes back up then the quality is good, if it remains squeezed it's shit.

Protip: soft bread is always shit.

>italians telling germany that their bread is shit ayy lmao


that being said, italian cuisine is delicious

Could they beat Salzburg?

>the Bill Cosby drink

I love you user, was having a bad day and you made me laugh