I grew up and went to the next school over from Tara Reid, hung out with her and her friends a lot in the 90's. We had a pretty bad falling out between our clicks (mainly my fault) and she spread a lot of disgusting rumors about me.
No. But the only celebrity I want to meet in my life is probably Donald Glover.
Lucas Kelly
White Millennial detected.
what happened?
Hunter Scott
how she end up like this?
Jordan Richardson
I'm black actually. Nice try, white boy.
Sebastian Peterson
dey took herr
Bentley Green
Noel Edmonds.
I delivered a package to his house and he moaned at me because my van dug up the pebbles on his driveway. Cunt.
Leo Richardson
I met William Roache at a local school fair. We hit it off and hee met my dog, Ozzy, a black labrador. A few months later they put a black lab in Coronation street and it just happened to be named Ozzy.
Thanks Ken!
Nathan Howard
Timestamp? :^)
Lucas Gomez
At one particular party we both attended we got really ripped on Hennessy and pot brownies (this was the 90's) and this black dude kept egging me on to go kiss her so I went over and we started making out and I started feeling her up and she pushed me off while laughing and told me to stop. She kept laughing though and staying close so I really 100% thought she wanted it. I did stop though and we kept talking like nothing happened. Same black dude whispers some shit into her ear and she looks over and keeps laughing so much she starts a coughing fit. Me and my two girl friends take her upstairs and she starts throwing up foam, and the smell is unbearable. She tells the girls to kick me out but I insist on helping her. They all start bawking at eachother until the one chick tells the other chick they're going back to the party and that she's just being a drama queen. I keep holding her hair and she keeps laughing and pushing me away. That was it after that I got the hint and went back to the party and hooked up with (my now ex wife)
later shit would come out that I pulled my dick out and 'dribbled piss or cum' a little on her which never happened. She said I had a small dick, was a bad kisser, and that I would have raped her if it wasnt for MY TWO FRIENDS I INVITED UPSTAIRS TO HELP HER.
Basically she's a nasty cunt. Seen her a bit after that but we don't talk.
Xavier Cooper
>guys i'm still hot please fuck me
Gavin Williams
Aunt claims she slept with Paul McCartney
Cameron Taylor
>pebbles in driveway >surprised when driving over the pebbles displaces them Is he retarded
Anthony Kelly
I would.
Jayden Phillips
Bumped into Mister Rogers back in the day
Asher Thomas
>go on BBC News >tell them you don't pay your tv licence >BBC prove that you actually do
Yes
Chase Nguyen
>which never happened Sure user, sure..
Owen Powell
She probably did dude, he slept with a lot of chicks.
and dudes, my gay uncle swears he kissed paul mcartneys balls but that was it.
Colton Young
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Charles Scott
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Cooper Baker
Drugs, poor plastic surgery decisions, and self delusion believing she is still in her 20s and not in her 40s
Gavin Cooper
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Gavin Torres
>please PLEASE paul let me kiss your balls
>fine *reluctantly presents balls to user's uncle*
i can see it
Samuel Perry
I saw christopher nolan at universal studios
Logan Williams
>I pulled my dick out and 'dribbled piss or cum' a little on her which never happened.
>ITT Things that DID happen
Connor Miller
I met Arnold Schwarzenegger at a campaign rally and he autographed my butcher of Bakersfield sign
Levi Peterson
tara reid always came off as a bit of shallow person so i'm not surprised. how old are you actually?
Camden Bennett
>Hennessy I'll never understand cognacfags. How do they drink so much of something that sweet?
Ryder Robinson
Didn't happen.
Gabriel Ross
Miley Cyrus came into the Walmart I work at a couple of years ago and bought about $100 worth of Candy.
Colton Rogers
I'm American and didn't even know who he was, but I just googled him and he looks as retarded as you describe him to be.
Wyatt Gonzalez
I am going to be 42 in 3 months. That's what we drank back then, now it's all pabst and grey goose shit.
Dominic Cooper
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Connor Sanchez
I met Dustin at a bar, he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a stiff drink, I called up a guy that I fuck sometimes and told him that Dustin Diamond needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Dustin downed a few more drinks. Dustin and I talked about chess and his comedy, I really think we hit it off. He asked me if he could smoke some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He smiled when he saw that I noticed it. He lit up and smoked. After a while we started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck my cock. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a Russian trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We fucked all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my Screech outfit. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his nelly. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face and goatee. He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was in town. I’m sure he says that to all the guys
Wyatt Jackson
Hahaha Not how it went down (according to my uncle) Paul asked him if he wanted to do it and zipped his trousers up when their crew came around.
David Ward
Had sex with a girl from Hollyoaks at a house party, non-Brits won't know her.
Asher Bell
So was it piss or cum you dribbled on taras feet?
Evan White
wtf I'm gay now
Michael Cooper
You spend hours a week in the gym building muscle and Chad can just get ripped on Hennesy and pot brownies. Life's not fair
Joshua Collins
Yeah, I had that frog guy from Mr. Robot blow me in a bathroom. He swallows
Benjamin Miller
Minor celebrity alert, but I have an uncle who lives in Westchester County, his next door neighbor in the early 2000s was Stanley Tucci. They had a party for one of my cousins and he was there, When I met him my aunt said "this is Stanley, he's been in x, y,z" (a bunch of shit I had never seen) I said cool, nice to meet you etc. I knew I had seen him in something, but I couldn't remember what
I finally figured out why he was familiar about an hour later, when I saw him again I said "You were in Jury Duty with Pauly Shore, right?" he just kind of went "yeah..." and moved on. My aunt was buttblasted about it for about a year.
Robert Adams
I used to hang out quite often with Goldie Lookin Chain.
Gabriel Brooks
I also hooked up with him at a bar in Mastic. Yeah he swallows but he's also got herpes so be careful, thankfully I didn't get it but get checked.
Austin Wright
>click Clique
Caleb Smith
I'm quite famous myself
I'm definitely not Paul Dano, if that's what you're thinking, let me just nip that in the bud
Jackson Morris
Christopher Dorner? Did you really make it to Mexico?
Kevin Campbell
AT THE JOB CENTRE LIFE'S A LAUGH THEY GIVES YOU FREE CASH FOR YOUR AUTOGRAPH
Jordan Moore
I met Chloe Moretz. I have a part time job as a valet attendant and one day Chloe Moretz came with a white Mercedes suv. She was wearing a nice sporty outfit.
When i got in to her Mercedes the car smelled like sweat and vaginal fluids, the drivers seat and the streeting wheel was covered in sweat and the A/C was running on high even though it was pretty chilly morning.
The car interior was littered with fast food wrappers and bags from mainly from Taco Bell.
Luis James
>mfw an American pronounces clique as click
Chase Nelson
Are you a gypsy? Did you curse her? Because it worked.
Henry Robinson
i'm a youtube celebrity who actually met her recently
she's quite nice, but way too concerned about what people think of her
Hudson Sullivan
c-classic? swiss army man was shit KYS
John Taylor
Pedro?
Charles Thompson
fuck off ah
Adrian Cook
Safe as fuck clart.
Aaron Fisher
One time I saw Jenna Fischer fisting a John Krasinski lookalike in a club bathroom
Easton Russell
>The car interior was littered with fast food wrappers and bags from mainly from Taco Bell. Eso es absolutamente asqueroso
Aaron Ramirez
I met a youtube celebrity recently. In fact I'm looking at him right now. I hope he doesn't turn around and sees that I'm right behind him.
Samuel Bennett
I'd rather her fist me than perform any of her songs to me
Levi Johnson
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Oliver Diaz
Got into a fistfight with Shia Lebeouf outside a bar on the strip. Rudest, most abrasive drunk ive ever met. Maybe he's normal sober but he cant handle alcohol.
Wyatt Peterson
how have i not seen this before?
Asher Murphy
Shut the fuck up, he's a pure being, he would never debase himself that way.
Jackson Brown
BEN RICHARDS DID NOTHING WRONG!
Luis Moore
I met Christian Bale in a pub in Pwllheli when i was younger, he was playing pool with my dad.
Brandon Carter
I met George Lucas because my friend's mom worked for ILM.
Angel Anderson
I met George Lucas when my mom work at ILM.
William Stewart
Hayden Pannetierre would come into the Walmart I used to work at with a bunch of friends at like 3am all the time, hammered off their asses and treating the store like their personal playground. Manager was afraid to tell them off since she was a "celebrity". Also met a coiple of the guys from Clerks at a local convention.
Evan Young
Took my sister to a meet & greet thing with Hannah Montana.
Jordan Ortiz
i wonder if celebs ever get to see stuff like this. wonder if he would appreciate the humor
Adam Myers
friend of mine was an actor in I love you beth cooper, said that Hayden was a rude cunt and would yell at extras constantly.
Hunter Wilson
Was a couple of years below Kelly McDonald in primary school. I'd hang about with her brother on the weekends because they lived on the same street as my grandparents.
Adam Roberts
Eh maybe, some guy I know matched with Jonah Hills mom on tinder and I sent him that picture to send to her not sure if he had the balls to do it though.
Connor Thomas
I am a Serbian police officer and i had the gratest honor in my life to meet the Serbian action star Steven Seagal.
He trained me Aikido, but he didnt teach me his patented "touch of death" because he said that my body was not yet ready.
Carson Parker
Have you talked about this before? Nobody else seems to be saying its a copypasta but I know ive heard this exact story before.
Caleb Thomas
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Blake Kelly
>tan person trying to confuse us by pretending there's a 26th month
nice try, mendez
Oliver Powell
>Clicks
Holy fuck how is a whole country this stupid
Jose Johnson
Yeah I brought it up once here before like maybe two years ago (not on Sup Forums) when my ex first left me and people asked what the story was of how we met etc etc
Sebastian Ramirez
Im on a first name basis with Tom Kenny (sponge Bob)
Nathaniel Fisher
I saw Mads Mikkelsen at a football game last month. Was pretty uneventful.
Jose Jenkins
did you try to convince others around you that he's a pedophile and not to be trusted?
Hunter Reed
I met him at a youth group event like ten years ago and called him Mr. Kenny and the first thing he said was, "Please, call me Tom." So who cares?
Was he wearing his signature red Nike Hoodie? Should have asked him about Death Stranding
Parker Myers
That's hilarious
Michael White
What's an average day with the GLC? Smoke a bit draw, a bit of block up, like?
Levi Morris
Oh user, you have no idea Biggest cockslut I've ever had
Dominic Bennett
yes no
Bentley Collins
Duffryn Vigilante Squad members, fucking up all faggots and benders. What did they mean by this, actually from Duffryn btw.