I'm definitely not going to fap in front of my laptop anymore

I'm definitely not going to fap in front of my laptop anymore.

>having a laptop
Normies get out reeeeeeee

We witnessed what you just performed.

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

KIDS user

Your actions have been recorded by use of televisual software

What's this?

Black Mirror S03E03 - Shut Up and Dance.

I wish they showed more of his mom desu

>tfw have a fetish for people seeing me fap

>he went through ALL that trouble just because they had a video of him fapping

what a stupid fucking episode

Thanks. I have yet to watch season 3. Seen the first two.

el baito

Just install Gentoo :^)

I need my laptop to burn all my vinyl and 8-tracks to CD.

> mfw I actually do have home-made compilation 8-tracks for my VW camper van with stuff like Joy Division, Pixies and Robert Johnson...

can't tell if you're just pretending to be stupid or if you're american

As long as its not child porn you should be fine.

Do people seriously buy things with webcams built in? Sounds dangerous. Why would anyone even want a webcam in the first place?

>not owning a thinkpad for linux distro hopping and shitposting on Sup Forums

...

>not having the camera and mic disconnected internaly

>not having a computer setup and a seperate laptop/tv combo for getting comfy in bed
doing it wrong

for talking to your friends who live in Sweden when you are in the U.S.A.

parent / kids who are abroad on separate continents who want to talk to each other (Europe / Africa / North America - joint call)

> duh

> why so paranoid? Who gives a flying fuck?

I mean, I understand ID theft and all that but this is ridiculous...

um.. pretty sure laptop is the us-guys now, the normies use phones

You can't do half the shit on a phone that you can do on a laptop or standup computer.

>Like type in proper language...

>not directed at you, by the way

>has a video of him jacking off to a picture

>doesn't ever show the picture on the recording

>HOW COULD YOU!! WE HEARD IT WAS KIDS?????

dumb episode

just put tape over it , fucking christ it's not that hard

>nice pic... made me chuckle for some reason

Poor kid

why is britain so obsessed with pedos? is the entire island full of them?

>not already having black tape across the camera

Are you 12 years old?

Bait?

They've got a long, proud history of pedophilia, but the cultural zeitgeist is trying to demonize finding anyone under [arbitrary age] attractive.