Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do?

Shoot her cause it's legal in my state

"Leave my presence immediately"

Ask her what kind of tea she wants, then sit down with her and ask her why she is in my home.

What the fuck do you want!?

Turn 360° and walk away

I'd beat the feminism out of her.

Politely ask her to leave; if she refuses, break her neck and ravage the corpse before it gets cold...then, maybe lunch...

hahahahaha

SO ORIGINAL user, YOU'RE HILARIOUS

Then ask her if she wants to help me kill someone

You literally have to be a faggot to find that boyish lookin chick attractive.

Also dubs check em

Stand there, look at her, and wait for her to react.

expeleramus!

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Sue her for breaking and entering. Get rich.

I’d kick her right square in the pussy because she’s ugly af

I will show her this vid pornhub
/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55d550ff47867

she’s smokin hot

I’d tap dat

grab her by the feminine penis and fuck her ass

Shove her head up her ass, and fuck her face

This

watch as my wife freaks out about having hermione in our home, then send her the fuck out

Absolutely nothing, she's a ugly feminist cunt now

I’d show her my asshole

Is this legit asking for a friend

Elementary my dear Watson

tell her to leave and call cops

Fish mouth with short hair. Typical feminazi new whore.

Quads checked.

Thanks m8 double 58

Yes, and something wrong Mr.?

It's nice of feminists to present themselves in a way that allows you to instantly recognize their mental illness.

Is this a question? I can't put my so k in fish mouth. All she needs now is flourescent red hair.

She can tell me about her views when she face down in the pillow getting fucked from behind

Come on /b and post a dubs decide thread .....

Make breakfast and hit her up for money

Suck a log of shit out of Andy sixx's ass

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all women look like men

looks legit

Go away from my house!
Go away from my creepy house!

I honestly want to punch her in the face.

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tell her harry potter sucked ass and how much I hate it and everyone who participated in it in any way, including those who paid for tickets in theatres

call mods report her for being low quality porn

* EMMA WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST *

Appologize for the sexual harassment, and beg her not to tell the press.

beta detector just exploded

whether it was from true beta behavior or awesome monk mgtow powerz will have to be established at a later date

MGTOW faggots wouldn't have any reason to sexually harass her to begin with.

your right

mgtows would have better security on their houses too which wouldn't allow any randos in either

Call the police and report her for rape

"This is a hoe-free-zone"

Test

With your penis i hope

Testic

Ask her to see her trap dick?

ular cancer

y-you too

ask her: what harvey weinstein did to you? and then offer her my shoulder to cry.

"Use this life-size doll of me to show me exactly what he did to you."

Suckimu Dickimus

Tell her the 2005 Emma was the hottest

Fellatio!

Kick her the fuck out

>t. cuck boy

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knock her out tie her up film myself killing her in a clown mask and sell it on the deep web as snuff

>turn 360 degrees and walk away
you'd be facing the same way you fucking moron

WINGARDIUM LEVIOSSSSAAAHHH.

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Holy fuck I think I'm gay

You're a fucking dunce

>rainbow asshole

FUCKING MOAR

>Falling for the second oldest bait in the book

Ask her why she's in my house.
If a good reason, make tea/coffee.
Probably get an autograph and picture.
Allow her a pleasant, short visit to my home. I got some nice food. Guess I could make bruscetta or some shit idk.

not really, seems the sensible move.

She has to eat all the eggs.

yes but you still walk away

hehe, nice

>somebody's old

"I knew this day would come" as I fuck under the table dodging her Lazer eyes
I go for the shotgun in the cabinet, barrel rolling to avoid the meteor-impact fists being thrown at me
Her Lazer eyes cut the barrel in half as I turn the gun to her head and pull the trigger

Safe, once more

Wow first time autocorrect actually made fuck out of duck and not just vice versa....

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OP wants to know what you would do if you found Emma Watson in your home. Calm down you fuck.

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Subdue, call cops and the press

Ask her if she enjoyed being Harvey Weinsteins little subby pet