Found this walking my dog this morning

Found this walking my dog this morning

Wat do

INB4 it's a hitman's burner

Put it back tyrone

Call the phone number and give it back you sick stealing fuck

Check sim card serial number to track down owner together with provider.
Give it back.
Why does this need a thread, common sense please.

That phone would be perfect for my Grandmother, what's the model number?

Yes it turns on

its an lg env

Give it to your parents they will know what to do

>Turns out to be a dealer

Shit, didn't realize it was a qwerty flip.

Order pizza to all the neighbors from different places

Then ask for taxi for all the neighbors from different company

Finally ask for an ambulance and trow the phone in front the neighbors yard

Shove it up your ass and post pics

I can't believe it took this long to get to the ass

give it back, Jaquan

I looked through the contacts there's only one with the name "1"

...

Up the pooper it goes

It's a detonator. Call it.

First, you learn how to compress images, 1.74 MB for that photo is ridiculous.
Then you call the last number in memory and try to find out who it belongs to and return it. Do something with your life for a change, even if it is only returning a shit phone

This is the only pic on it

Is that your ass

Because all dealers are batshit crazy murderers.

dealer spotted

I don't think he understands...

Ok, slowly now, all together...

UP YEE ASS

Have you tried the ass thing yet?

I grow. I don't sell.
Only for own consumption.
A lot of friends of mine have been in and out dealing, never hurt anyone and never scammed anyone.

insert into your dogs anus

>great funny plans
>hitler dubs
>no repplies
Do this, OP