What's your excuse?

What's your excuse?

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im lazy

No one needs to explain themselves to you, dickhead.

This, plus it would become an addiction

tbqh it looks healthy. honestly. but also very gay. also honestly. sorry. i dont want to look like this.

How is that gay you braindead faggot

Didn't see results after 2 workouts so i gave up

You ever see girls with huge fake ballon tits and ass implants?
That pic is the male equal

>if I stop looking, I won't be attracted to him anymore.

Workout nerds are boring as fuck. Stay fit. Stay healthy. Flexing is retarded.

because i don't care enough and i like playing video games and drinking heavily with friends. gtfo

I'm natural and don't want to cause intentional harm to my health for vanity reasons.

he is not real

I am not photoshopped, OP you fag

Fuck you faggot you know how much work goes into that shit

how small is his head? he must have a minuscule peen

source?

This is not healthy.
I don't need an excuse to avoid roid muscle hypertrophy.

sorry anons. you can call me whatever you like but this looks gay af to me.
a man you cares that much about his appearance is gay or conceitedly spastic.

None. I'm shredded af bro.

Did you have head reduction surgery to make your body look bigger because you might hold the world's record for tiniest head on a bodybuilder
seriously how small is your dick?

Yeah running roid cycles and split training six hours a day, I do know actually.
It is not about effort, the result looks like a comically inflated idea of masculine in the same way females with huge fake tits are a literal inflation of feminity

lol, faggot.

>What's your excuse?

For what?

i don't care

...

Why is ur head so small

>injecting a syringe in your ass
>work
I do gym for over 5 years and I see guys who train less than me but have much bigger muscles. All they discuss in gym is what roids they use.
There is no "work", there is only monkey level routine and your result 100% depends from supplements and pharmacy.

21 century bodybuilding is a joke, only a stupid monkey would get involved into that chemo race.

i'm lazy, and i have other things to do that don't involve being stared at balefully by gym rats

Your not wrong, but I'm not talking about roids
>maybe some preworkout occasionally

>tried for 9 months
>spent lots of money on food, protein shakes and gym membership
>stupid amount of time on commuting and working out
>0% muscle increase

Coz you were doing something wrong

Have you ever considered that there is a whole lot of false information out there about steroids propagated by the state spreading propaganda about it in order to justify outlawing it?
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You didn't eat enough.

You did something wrong.

I don't want to take steroids, also am not a manlet.

If I milk your pecs, will you lactate?

im actively trying to be the opposite
i dont think thats so unreasonable

i prefer shred to bulk

i'm straight

Not head reduction, but body embiggement surgery for epic win

Also, I hit my peepee with two bricks daily because I want to have a nigger dick. Not much improvement in the size department, but the color is there

Rejoice in my wisdom you dirty, filthy peasant

Translation: I'm a pussy.

well you certainly look like you suck dick

Most people who lift understand that steriods are blown out of proportion, but you cannot get a body like OP pic without them. Just look at scooby, scooby is natty and his body is shit.
You also have to have perfect genetics
All for what? To look like a comic lol

correct

CHILD BEARING HIPS

>Translation: I'm a pussy.
im guessing you have no idea what either of those words mean huh little matey? Go sleep and come back when youre 18

There are plenty of examples for negative impact of roid overdosing.
Your bodybuilding gods are dying like flies and turn into pumpkins every fucking week. You only need to look around.

How does he do anything with those hands? Theyre far too big for anything even remotely precise

MFW you don't even have a 6 pack

slow clap

Could do with another 10-15kgs i tell u what

mfw you cant count

You're using my picture. What's your excuse?

>but you cannot get a body like OP pic without them

That's the propaganda talking I was referring to early. You can, it just takes a whole lot more effort. People just assume no one is willing to put in the effort, but it's just an assumption.

name them.

I can shred cheese with that birdcage you call a chest

started in november lifting and actually following my macros.. down 23 pounds, gained an inch on my chest lost severall off my waist and still progressing.. so i guess my excuse is time?

Comfy chair. Burgers. Chocolate. Endless entertainment available renders need to move superfluous.

lazy and alcoholic.

That's not bear mode, so I no want.

i want to be a cute trap.
but i look like jack black, a blonde and sassy jack black.

Can't take time off from fighting the culture wars. I'm on the front line as a digital commando using my elite keyboarding skills to shut down Libtardia before they regender white America into extinction.

this

wheelchair. fu

Whatever helps you cope with being weak.. when will the "fit" meme die.

I don't lift professionally, so I can't really devote all my time to it.
Also I was cursed as a 5'7 manlet, so I have less "natural mass".
That being said, I'm stronger than most of the people I know, and I'm not quitting any time soon.

Yes, clapping slowly with bricks works best, you got that part right

facepic now
i gotta see that

Elliot Roger, is that you?

OOF

MAXIMUM OVER-SOY

Burgers deserve their fate. That said, common enemy so

I don't have that body type, I like food, and sleep, and I do not enjoy exercise.

Start calisthenics guys, that's your go to to achieve a nice body and being healthy without going to a gym, convict conditioning is a good book to begin with

rip rich

been going to the gym for 2 months, every day except weekend because I was college free the whole year. after 2 months I was still bored by it and it didn't become a habit. had to convince myself every time "go, it's good for you" etc. so I simply gave up. incredibly monotonous. I'm admiring all of you who go often and enjoy it - keep up the good work!

I like having my head attached to my neck properly.

Ignoring for a moment that your picture has been enhanced in photoshop by an amateur, that model has spent the last few weeks counting every fucking calorie and exhausting himself in the gym to get to that bodyfat percentage. He's actually at his weakest point in that moment. Any faggot could probably kick his ass.

>incredibly monotonous

What was your workout?

Porn.

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So much Grey matter

To attain that body, you require at minimum, 1-4 hours of strenuous exercise, bi-daily to every other day, you need to spend 1000$+ on food, protein, every fuckin month, and the time for enjoying yourself is close to minimum, almost non existent if you're sustaining a job. is it worth it?

Personally, no, i'd be fine with flat abs, and solid forearms and biceps, because i already know i look good without excercising.... piss off with this shit. it's getting stale. I went from 236 pounds to 186 in a matter of 6 months and no i look better than i did.

no manlet either, 6'2" and not scrawny like some fucc boi