A species called the Niggerlities has just evolved! Dubs decide what happens next!
A species called the Niggerlities has just evolved! Dubs decide what happens next!
The entire population becomes an hero
They build a temple, to the first animal they see.
They start a fight over a rock
they elect Trump for president.
They fuck eachother
They start a camp
so they just build a temple for each other
They decide traps are not gay.
they all die the end
reroll for a giant nigga temple
They get AIDS
...
well that was short
immediately begin murdering eachother
this
They create fire
They take a nice dip in the ocean :3
bump
they become kangz
...
God dammit.
They immediately realize that half of them have big lips and half have big noses
they seperate into two tribes dividing all resources between them.
They decide they can only live on sand
they get guns and shoot and rob each other
the tribe with big lips realizes half of them have nappy hair and half of them have spongy hair
they separate into two tribes dividing all resources between them
They travel inland and find out they're in the year 2157, once in the capital city of Whitopia. They divide into 2 rival gangs, begin flying opposing color and gun each other down in gang related violence that spills into all facets of the city. They proceed to blame the Whitlities for everythang.
check em fags
the tribe with big noses realize half of them a cocaine problem and half of them have a crack problem
they separate into two tribes dividing all resources between them
and then... and ... and... oh, shit I lost it
They bash rocks together until, in some kind of monkey-typewriter scenario, they manage to construct a functioning spacecraft.
shiiiieeett
The Niggerlities are dead.
they're dead
Join with North Korea and usher in a millennia of prosperity and science
Half like rap and half prefer hip hop. They split into rival factions and divide resources between them.
I like this scenario. Where do they do then?
*where do they go
Sanic enters, however his anus is stuck on a unicorns horn. The horn is still attached to the unicorn.
It's a symbiotic species known as a Unicarn
Zombie nigga thread
And thus endith the tale of thine niggerlities
the tribe with big lips and nappy hair realizes half of them have pock marks and half of them have malaria
they separate into two tribes and divide all the resources between them
the tribe with big lips and spongy hair realize that half of them have AIDS and half of them are horse faced
they separate into two tribes dividing all resources between them
the tribe with big noses and a cocaine problem realize half of them are addicts and half of them are pushers
they divide into two tribes and split all resources between them
the tribe with big noses and a crack problem realize half of them have fucked up necks and half of them have fucked up lips
they divide into two separate tribes and divide all resources between them
and then..
Satan revives them because hail satan
They also lose 50% intelligence
Rall
Rr
roll
North Koreans test a nuke on the land
A new species called the crackermites evolve
Kek
They fly around until they find an alien civilization who offers them all the knowledge and wisdom that they have accrued in their millions of years of recorded history. Our funky heroes then rob one of its convenience stores.
Win
Niggers come back to life because of black shaman voodoo hoodoo
AIDforAfrica rakes in donations and sends them expired twinkies and racist shirts that have been donated.
Genuinely spat my beer when I read this
radioactive zombie niggerlities emerge
A new race called the Kikelities move in on the Niggerlities land
they were behind it all along
I'm sorry I meant the Jews
Now the wild animals come and consume them.
Fuck, reroll
Shif, last eoll.
Give it up, bro. Animals know better than to eat that eat.
moot appears and sucks a horse off.
>222
An hero you fuckin cunt.
Dai'm. What a waste.
Also it turns out they were in a zoo.
niggerlites decompose and become the island they evolved on, giving the ground a mind that is a conglomerate of the 4 dead niggerlites
they are raised as undead niggerlitties to steal all bikes
fuck me the gets in this thread are hilarious
land is below sea level thanks to earthquake
...
No, fuck off.
satan quads NIGS RISE FROM DEAD
They were the 'monkeys' in a jew ran mega earth exhibit with species from each of the planetsized sections of the planet.
So about 3/8 the brain capacity as normal person?
Fuck I wasted a dubz
Every dub in this thread is wasted.
they been dead anyways
voodoo black magicks shaman shows up and turns them into zombos
they gas the kikes race war now
turns out this was all just a comedy show on tv for white people to laugh at while living in a peaceful and prosperous existence on a ethnocentric planet in a universe without a niggerlity to be found.
SHEEEEEEEIT
then the germans came and killed them
They all speak with an upper-class British accent for some reason.
"I say, Tyrone, that is a wonderfully spiffy new velocipede you have there. May I inquire as from whom it was purloined?"
sooo
/thread?
the niggerlities have been exterminated, their remains nuked, ignored as a source of food by wild animals, were in a zoo all along, gassed the kikes, then none of it really mattered in the end cause white people
am i missing anything so far?