ITT: Footballers that look like you

ITT: Footballers that look like you

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i've been told i look like griezmann

could be worse

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There are no famous people who look like me. I am too unattractive to have a famous doppelgänger.

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There are niggers in Chile?

Not a footballer, but multiple people have told me I look like a younger Sebastien Loeb

i saw one the other day

surreal experience

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how do you look like a swede?

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Blue and yellow

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>Ibrahimović
>swede

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Are there any footballers with a baby face and a weak chin?

You tell me

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patrician hairstyle

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Are there any athletes with a potato nose, fat deposits under his neck and in his cheeks, bad skin, and a big forehead?

how do you look like a swede?

This, but younger and balder.

same desu, cept I have a hair line like dracula

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this face with
this nose

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find a bald footballer with literally no eyebrows and you'll have me.

hows this

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Do you have alopecia?

this face

with this hair

>blonde haired Brazilian

yeah right, dyeing it doesn't count ebolainho

hes from south brazil

Don't know whether to take it as a compliment or insult

my condolences

no, i used to have normal hair but started thinning early. why i don't have eyebrows, i have no idea. some kid in high school once asked if i was a burn victim, he was 100% serious. great stuff.
maybe
>completely hairless
this is my future

>blonde haired brazilian
Wow that's fucking nothing

Wayne Rooney

Stfu, anglo shit brown haired

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how do you look like a swede?

salvatore sirigu with better nose

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>dat moth

Before or after the reconstructive surgeries?

>reconstructive surgeries
I don't think it helped Tevez at all

unironically but I got lighter skin and darker hair

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I'm aware of the irony

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I am convinced I look like him, but I have more hair on my head.

LITERALLY me

kek

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down to the hairstyle, patchy beard and big mouth

every time i play myself someone comes over to mention it

Are you dead too?

pls be my gf (male)

I was told I looked like him back in HS.

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Something between Agüero and Coutinho

Actually I kinda look like pic related with a better hairline.

WayneRooney.jpeg

literally him

my hair is way better though, healthy hairline here

hallo rene wie gehtst

Pick a player for me, me on the left.

Not so much nowadays but I used to look a lot like him as a kid.

I was nicknamed Falcao in high school too but I don't think I really looked like him.