True story, happened 15 minutes ago

True story, happened 15 minutes ago

>be me
>be 15
>parentes would always take my phone when I went to bed (except on holidays and sometimes weekends)
>was always lazy
>rarely wrote anything in my notebook in class
>have to show a full notebook to te teacher tomorrow
>ask a classmate to send me pictures of the notebook so i can fill it
>he does
>i manage to talk my parents into letting me have my phone tonight
>i think i'll start writing at midnight
>get carried away on youtube
>check the time, 4am
>fuckfuckfuck.exe
>gotta pee real bad
>parents are very light sleepers, if i went to the bathroom they would hear it and i would never get phone at night because they would know i stayed up late
>get briliant idea
>open the window and climb onto the roof
>holyshitthisishard.png
>start peeing from the roof
>relaxation.gif
>go back to my room through the window
>mfw it actually worked
>mfw i haven't even started writing
>mfw i have to write 30 pages in 3 hours
>mfw it was worth it

ok, tell your parents their fucking retarded

also this board is 18+

>mfw i have to write 30 pages in 3 hours

you really dont

i wish i could install my 3 decades of knowledge into your brain. just write as many pages as you want.

in the long run this one day you showed this random teacher your half full notebook and she gave you a low grade wont matter

Good for you

Go to bed underage user.

you think in 50 years anyones going to be thinking about the time you had to write these pages in that notebook?

none of this shit youre thinking about matters

They’re*

>mfw that was a shit story

user is a homeworkfag

Underage b& mods

Idc i'm underage, i am mentally mature like a 25 y old

lol ok

>i am mentally mature like a 25 y old
1. 25 year olds are not mentally mature.
2. Doesn't your age group eat laundry detergent these days?

Why would you share such a gay story?

This.

Especially cause you're 15, I can imagine, either grade ten or eleven, grades only matter if you want to go to Harvard or some shit, lower universities don't matter as much and you can generally get away with almost any marks.

Since your marks are also so spread, you'll have fine grades if you do well on other shit.

I got a 60 average on my last two big projects for my English class and came out with a 72, I didn't even do that well with other shit. I just bullshitted everything.

Just learn to have fun in highschool, I wish I did.

Jesus Christ, if you say shit like this, you really have the mentality of a 12 year old.

I applaud you good sir, trips checked.

Wow, Sup Forums is shit now. It's all teenagers and crypto fags. Miss the old days.

You're retarded you could have just peed out the window and do your school work as well, people are going to think you're retarded wich you prob are

No you're not

shutup nerd i didnt ask for your cosign

fuck highschool

mods underage b&

>i have to write 30 pages in 3 hours
how cute

dubs of truth

samefag

you got me

this is fake or youre truly beyond retarded, just say you woke up needing to go to the bathroom really bad you cunt. or that youre up all night trying to figure out how to do some homework, yknow like youre actually doing, stop being a faggot, im convinced this is bait

2018 poopiebaby thinks its mature
>get old and lurk moar junior

This is now a get thread.

OP here, what's a get?

Rerolling. I said this was a get thread.

MODS!

Sage

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