Ask me anything. or i will ask you anything. Don't worry you lonely fat normies...

Ask me anything. or i will ask you anything. Don't worry you lonely fat normies, i will post random women with little to no close to keep your attention ( though really... just go to pornhub)

what do you do for a living?

pest control. i really want to do something else soon. what about you?

What's your full name and address

work in finance for a bank, i enjoy it, but there are always other things out there i might enjoy more.

What is your dream job?

Steed Lankershim

867 5th Street Wilmington NC

cool, what made you get into that?

honestly i have a degree in film,, but it is such a hipster job it is impossible to find good work. i honestly think i would be a great comedian or something adventurous. i just need to pursue it. not really sure if even those are my dream jobs.. i have a hard time knowing what i want in life.. hence exterminator. but i am good at what i do it just blows not being your own boss and the shit customers and the company put you through

How many long term relationships have you been in?

one 3.5 year one

currently in a 2.5 year one

dated/ fucked about a dozen other girls. all for a month at the most

how about you?

Just got out of a 2.5 one 2 weeks ago. Before that there was a 1 year long one but it was mostly virtual and not much substance to it. Only 18 yrs old so I haven't dived into the casual side yet but looking forward to trying it eventually.

my advice is just date a ton of girls and find out what you like. don't get stuck in another long one just yet

yeah I'm decent looking and I work at a gym so I don't have a terrible body either - might try my luck on Tinder when I want to start looking. Have you had any success using something like Tinder or just stick to meeting girls through parties and stuff?

most of the girls i met were from tinder. my current long term was from okcupid. though she is crazy

let me say this. tinder is great to fuck 6 out of 10s and requires you to put up with vanilla minded vein bullshit to do so

meeting girls outside of social media i think is better for long term and skips a bit of the bs you have to do to get in their pants/ date them

what was your protocol when using Tinder? In regards to stuff like how long you spend messaging before making plans, and whether your plans were just straight back to somebodies house or drinks first? Any big no-nos?

basically i would talk to them for like 3 days. then i would get their snap or number. usually after a week of consistently talking i would ask them to hang out for coffee or a drink. after that you get to know them and pay for whatever.

usually a a day later you say you had a really good time and want to do it again. a week later they will usually invite you to their place. tell them that you are not their just to fuck them and you do not mind just having a nice time than driving home. this gets them hot and bothered. get a little drunk with them. pretend to think they are super interesting. they will beckon you to sit by them. once they put their leg over yours go in for the kiss. sexy time. leave at 5am and never talk to them again. or do and continue to do it. works every time

did you never try telling them you were looking for something casual straight up?

a few times. but that only works with straight up sluts, and usually they will reveal themselves up front. most are closet sluts and they need to be deceived.

I'll probably still try the upfront method and if it's unsuccessful I might consider just doing what you do. Seeya

best of luck friendo

wasn't this some chick host on G4/Attack of the Show?

yes it was

Would you agree that nothing cannot produce something? If so, then if the universe did not exist but then came to exist, wouldn’t this be evidence of a cause beyond the universe?

how can I get over this semi-permanent case of writers block?

troll post

but honestly ever day i wonder if their is a God or not. I hope there is. I am not sure though

I will grant you that premise, though its wrong, still an impossible leap of logic from cause outside the universe to god

Whats a good video game to play right now? Im bored as hell

read 3 books by 3 very different artists. go out in the woods or somewhere remote for at least a week

AMA

single player. have you tried the new tomb raider, the last of us, or doom?

multiplayer. overwatcher, depth, rainbow six siege.

i just got back into hearthstone. just finished the new divinity.

why are you on Sup Forums?

Cause I am trying to collect the nudes of my current girlfriend from before we started dating.

>3

best of luck

Its all good, found half of them on ML, along with some indication her sister might be out there too.

AMA

are you white?

Yes, AMA

what do you do for a living, are you in a relationship? what is your job?

Photography, I shoot houses for real estate agents. Yeah I am in a relationship with a girl. Photography.


You see what you need to do is shoot a room in brackets with the exposure centered on the interior. With those brackets you dont want to go out and make a trippy as scene but you want to recover the details in the shadows. You also shoot some window pulls and blow the room up with flash many stops below your ambient exposure. You use the flashed shots as a color layer, darken layer with the window pulls, and then a high pass hard light trick to sharpen everything.

Thats my job. Its mechanical as shit, but it took me a while to figure out my method.

Ama

i took a photography class. it was fun, i suck though so i retained nothing. your job sounds fun

biggest fear

Its pretty nuts how robust the field is. I could talk shop with a wedding photographer and we wouldn't really understand each others methods from the onset. It's not like music genres. Different working environments require completely different tools and plans.

I do real estate cause buildings don't have feelings or annoying mouths. Its just me and the home for 2.5 hours. I sometimes wonder what kind of weird shit someones hidden security has recorded me saying. "Is this dude really cursing out our bedroom?"

how did you get into it? need a degree?

Death that I can see coming for a long time. Cancer.

Or getting erectile dysfunction.

I think though if I am being honest... the last 10 years have blown past, I have more memories of 2 years in high school than I do in the last 10 years. I am terrified that I am gonna zombie my way through life and never again test myself. I have tried different things like getting my PPL or getting to buy my own house but they don't feel like I have done anything great. All I want is for Oversight to come back and bend my head again.

i feel you my dude. you should do something " crazy". do a a random adventure. buy a cabin in the woods. go on a mission trip

Nice pic.

No degree. I actually got my real estate license first and then started doing photos. It became a mild obsession trying to get the best photo. Or rather at first it was to get the best photo with the most minimal amount of effort put in, but now its different. I will probably burn myself out on this avenue before I ever get my business of the ground. I think this year is the first I didnt hemorrhage money doing this though. So it's looking up. Lots of days spent with a new set grinding in front of photoshop not acutally delivering cause I want to try to find something better.

Where is her clit? Is this shooped?

I need another adventure. A real one. Or something that feels like it.

When I was 18 this crazy fuck named Oversight put me through a wild ride. I wan't it back.

Can you post a pic of that bitch spread eagle please.