Anybody here been to Bangkok? I'm thinking of going there to basically fuck whores and have a good time...

Anybody here been to Bangkok? I'm thinking of going there to basically fuck whores and have a good time. Any stories or recommendations are welcome.

Stay home, jerk off, bank money.

I already do enough of that

Yes. you will fuck whores and have a great time.
Stay near Soi Cowboy. Sam's lodge is nice and its cheap and close by. Also go to Kho San Rd. Stay in the dang derm hotel.

Thank you user, appreciate it.

Thailand is great, beautiful country with beautiful places but i'm guessing you are not interested in that
bitches are not so cheap though, yo can get better looking girls in amsterdam for the same price
you must go to a ping pong show, its fun

not all hotels will let you bring whores back.
also, from experience, whore cost about $6 to take out of the bar (bar fine) then you negotiate prices with the whore. for the 9/10's its about $40 USD

I'm definitely interested in that. I'm not just going to waste my time only paying for sex. Any locations you'd recommend?

I reccoment the dang derm because its an awesome cheap hotel where all the europeans stay, and i actually fucked two dutch girls in their rooftop pool. So if you're a decent looking dude, you wont even need to bang whores, you'll get EU pussy for free

100 pack of condoms per week

Cool, I'll have to check it out. I'm average at best when it comes to looks.

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then go for the whores. you'll have a good time. I also recommend going in late april when they have the new year festival all throughout the county. every street turns into a wet t shirt contest. (songkran)

This guy knows what's up . Khao San Road gets crazy during Songkran, a three day water festival celebrating the new year and the food in that neighborhood is awesome. Look for little hole in the wall restaurants and get fresh fruit and iced coffee from the street vendors. I'd skip Soi Cowboy though.. That place is pretty depressing and the bargirls there are inferior to what you'll find in Pattaya. Opt for lady massage instead. If you go out for a walk at night, you'll literally have taxi and tuk tuk drivers jumping out of the fucking trees at you trying to take you to their sponsor rub and tug joints. Look out for street markets where the locals are shopping if you want to find deals on clothing and don't be shy about haggling.

I am sure Bangkok is cool, look into Pattaya tho (a few hours South, on the coast). Go down Soi 6 (cheaper around that area). Check out walking street (9/10s there in the bars but more expensive). Research hotels before you go as others mention not all will let you bring someone back. Ping pong shows are for tourists, you HAVE to do a soapy!

also -
NEVER
EVER.
under any circumstances get into a tuk tuk.
use regular metered cabs.
the tuk tuks are run by the thai mafia and they will either rip you off or try to kidnap you.
also stay far far away from any russian brothel.
same thing.
always pay for your drinks one at a time. theyt will try and fuck you over.

Thanks for the info. I'm thinking about bringing a buddy with me. Is that a good idea? Pretty much my closest friend.

Get stabbed for being American.

i followed songkran down to pattaya, it was pretty cool. although honestly i had a better time in bangkok. pattaya was where i almost got into troubke at that russian brothel with the ecalator that goes up to it, you know it?

yea bring your buddy. i tell all my friends here in the us about my trip there and theyre all jealous/dont believe me

learn the language. For example, "Chong ching changy chang", means, "please don't infect me with AIDS".

Trips put you in your place. White guy get no chiky chiky

cmon

also google "stickman's guide to bangkok"
it's got all the info you're looking for. helped me out

Ha alright, I figured it'd be good to bring someone along. Especially someone who is into the same shit I am.

Yeah Pattaya is bretty boring imo, but everyone's gotta check out walking street atleast once right? Not much to do once you're whored out and the food is shit. I went to Thailand for the women, but ended up loving the food, markets, friendly people, and the subtle smell of sewer more than anything.

Another thing I've heard about is this smooci escort service. Bullshit or legit?

yea. I still have a bunch of clothes I bought at MBK mall. face gucci shoes for $2? yes please. versace suit for $60? yep

Fuck me when you said it I could smell it instantly lol, walking down the road with those small open air sewer canals. Some places try to cover them up but its not enough usually

no idea what that is but why would you do escort services when the whores are on the street and you can see what you're buying in person?

lol i stayed on soi 23 i think and the sewer had like mutated fish in it.

tuk tuk drivers are working with the local scammers, so be wary of them. also, they drive like maniacs with no regard for life, like the rest of the populace so be careful on the roads.

there are beautiful girls everywhere, so it shouldn't be too hard to find one you like. avoid the lady boys though because lots of those too.

thailand is pretty hard to fuck up because they've been doing the whole sex tourism for decades so just blend in and do what everyone else is doing.

I didn't really plan on resorting to an escort service. Just curious if anyone had heard of it. I'd much rather just street browse.

How OLD are you. AIDS was a thing in the 80's or some shit.

They have medicine now, grandpa.

street is your best bet. you can barter with them for sex too. just make sure you lock up/ hide any valuables in your room

Cool, any good cheap hotels you can think of off the top of your head?

I have not been to the ones in Bangkok but I know they have them, do some research and do a soapy first trust me. Its a large place most of the time and the girls are all lined up sometimes in stadium style seats and you pick your pleasure. Head to the back to your own room you both have a bath where they wash and later massage you + anything else. It will be your best first and super easy all in one experience. From there you can hit the bars confident and grab anyone you want, work out a plan (come back to your place for a quick one, have them stay over night?) rinse and repeat as you like.

Soapy will cost you prob 2kish Baht up front + some drinks before you go back + you tip the girl and be nice and leave 50-100 baht for the clean up crew

Bars you pay the bar fine (varies by bar and time of night, some bars half the bar fine after 1-2am) + you negotiate with the person rate and length of stay

i was in thailand 10 years ago and it was overran with eurotrash. i was there for a month and literally only met 1 American besides myself, so if you are American you will definitely stand out with your Yankee accent, so be mindful of being the outcast.

i was there in april, hotter than a motherfucker, so prepare to sweat 24 hours a day, but at least you experience their new year which is a good time.

if you're going to leave bangkok, just go to islands in the gulf, stay away from the over priced tourist shit known as phuket.

keep your head on your shoulders because people are out to get you at any chance they can.

You make it sound like death is around every corner, it really isnt. I totally agree you should keep your wits about you, dont do anything stupid and be respectful of the people and places dont be a dick. Go with a friend and if you go alone dont get drunk or shitfaced.