Don't know what to say

Don't know what to say

"my queen, show me de way"

her panties are gonna get so drenched shes gonna drown

"Hey bitch, Nice guy here. I know you females liek that dominant rape stuff. I know this because I have dated over 100 females. Don't be shy, drop me a line."

>vinyl enthusiast

ask her what kinda record player she has

if she says crosely unmatch

"I also am enthused by glial cells"

come on Sup Forums she's waiting

>vinyl enthusiast

I don't really give a fuck about the format for which you listen to music, I'm more concerned about the music you listen to.

Than get off tinder virgin

Do you fuck on first dates?

Does your dad own a brewery?

Can I feel your tits?

Or will you show them to me?

Cause you got a nice head...

And you look pretty honest...

My face will be leaving in quarter of an hour..

I'd like you to be on it.

"ay bb yo wn sm fk ??"

You dip if she has a crosley shes a damn poser cause crosleys are looked down up by the vinyl community as record destroyers, any "enthusiast" knows this if she dont shes a shitty hipster poser

>vinyl enthusiast

"Outfit or music?"

A virgin telling another virgin to get off tinder. lol. This is why you're here.

More like dry up and cause a drought in California

I AM DAR, MAN OF ACTION AND LEADER OF THE IRON FIST CLAN. I DESIRE YOUR ASS SO I MAY INSEMINATE IT.

So you can give birth to chocolate mud babies

>Davis
>$350 in student loans
>sells solar
Fuck that, bro.

I'm not the one who can't even say hi to a solid 3 fucking gerber baby

bitch, shes gonna be like nestle, fuck your water rights, shes gonna bottle that liquid up

did they end up building that target in davis?

>$350 in student loans
explain

show vagene pls

I meant $350k.
UC Davis
Every birch I've known from there ends up doing shit with their degrees. ex-Sacfag reporting.

Target was built and thriving

Shes young and dumb. Start with 'Hi'

Then talk about Adventure Time and Steven Universe or some shit.

Hi bb pls show bobs and vagine i wish to put my 1 foot panis in your ass bb, and you lick my ass too bb good licks

Not a chance of even accumulating one bottle. Dry as fuck. Lube won't even do the trick.

can confirm, am california

she seems like a cool, person, or a fucking snob. no in-between. be sure to reference the singing in the late night drive, maybe crack a joke about an indie song you imagine she'd like.

This guy has the right idea.

If dubs, send her:

I'm really on tinder because I just masturbate to gay porn. My dad doesn't love me because of this, so I'm trying to make him happy, or else he'll put me to sleep like he put my dog to sleep. I've spent countless nights just terrified, please send tits so I can proof my dad I'm not gay. Your tits could save my life

Oh hey, Davis.

"are you a trap?"

So did you just crash the car and left it there?

hey what's your favorite thanksgiving food? I love mashed potatoes 'n gravy

roll

rollero

Bitch lasagna

winrar

winner

Damn right

kek

WINRAAARR

Ill see where we go from here

dooooo iitttttttt

nice autism. Not even funny