Itt: we shit on French sporting legends because frogs aren't here to defend them

itt: we shit on French sporting legends because frogs aren't here to defend them

>le chimp out man

Fuck you

reported to Le FBI you can't be here

go back to your cuck cellar, Frog

don't make me inform the French authorities

reminder that zidane prohibited you from voting for le pen

zidane was such a faggot

Damn, the Gendarmerie is already here, I must erase my hard drive of underage baguette pics

*does nothing*

The most overrated player in the history of sport.

>le score 2 headers in final of WC man

Zizou, like literally every relevant French person ever, wasn't actually French.

i can't bring myself to shit on him, but why the fuck couldn't he score in finals

zidane at 50 is still better than any us player in his pime

The Wenger effect

>greatest French figure in history was Italian
>greatest French footballers of all time are Algerian and Italian
Hmmmmmmm

FUCK FRANCE, THEY ARE THE FUCKING WORST COUNTRY ON EARTH. FUCK THEIR STUPID TEAM FULL OF NIGGERS, FUCK THEIR STUPID COUNTRY FULL OF ALGERIANS, FUCK THEIR GOVERNMENT FULL OF COMMUNISTS

FUCK FRANCE

Is Serge Gainsbourg French?

>I'm from Lille, never have ever seen a nigger with my eyes, but I still hate them.

t. Tyrone Goober Hernandez O'Flanaghan III

Damn, success really brings jealousy

Especially these anglo peasants whose best dream is to be french

Pretty much

That and they need saved every time there's a war because they're all effeminate fags

>*le fart*

>jealous
hahahaha

my azzurri are about to win a WC with a team full of real italians

>blanc, black, beur
AHAHAHAHA

>be french

dreamt nobody ever

>my azzurri

fuck off murrilard, you're national team is only Bradlel, Altidore and friends

>my azzurri
>that flag

alright, that's enough cringe for me, i'm outta here

>The ruler that civilized them was German
>The dynasty which made them great was Basque

>w-we had a resistance, I swear!

>he rates le pen

M-my dad is Italian though..

If you're from Lille, then that means you never made a single step outside

or never even watched through a window, actually

u wot m9

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>>The ruler that civilized them was German
>>The dynasty which made them great was Basque

House Capet actually came from Germany.

that is the joke, frog-consumer

>Maria Skłodowska was french, really!!! So was Chopin!!!

>fuck the country that won my independance

Even bogdanoffs are russian tatars.

I was talking about Valois. I know that is a strech, but anything goes in the name of banter.

BTW, remember that time when France was under PU with Poland during reign of Henry III?

This fuck those puto cucks

I've seen you on /his/ before. Didn't know you were a butthurt pole lmao.

>le can't hack it outside the EPLEL man

Is he a nigger or wot?

I never posted anything like this on /his/ desu

Actually, I just like triggering different nations by spouting half truths and misinformation

He won 6 trophies in a year at Barca.

you sound perfect for Sup Forums

Trigger me
>spain
>meme trophies

Does ribery ever turn up in big games? is he the benzema of france?

>one of the few actually French "French" players
>literally converted to Islam

JUST

Le Pen is going to lose extremely fucking hard.

Trips confirm that France is that one country devoid of actual talent from their own country. Griezmann is pretty much German too. Absolutely shameful.

>Macron's shit is getting leaked a day before the election

SHOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THAT CALL, EMMANUEL.

l think the only french french footballer legends are Barthez, Deschamps, Petit, Willy Sagnol and Yoann Miguel Gourcuff

Bad history, Luigi
>inb4 cherrypicked answer

as opposed to all those american homegrown handegg and apehoop athletes

zidane was algerian

napoleon was italian

so did Pedro

Three greatest player in their history
1.Kopaszewski, POLAK
2.Platini, ITALIAN
3.Zidane, ALGERIAN

You can't make shit up. All their best players were immigrants.

>French


can't believe I was the first

Napo era corso y Corsica es francesa desde antes que el naciera, ademas Italia solo existe desde fines del siglo XIX. Vuelve al colegio :)

>country created by Swedes
>ruling dynasty was since 1790s in the main line almost entirely Polish
>greatest ruler was a Georgian
>greatest writer was a nigger
>greatest killer was a Pole
>literally elected a Polish prince as a Tsar, only for him to refuse
>USSR was literally saved only due to Piłsudski's good will
>Tsushima
and don't even get me started on the Dymitriads

CHI

CA

don't ever reply to me again chicano

>there was LITERALLY another foiled terror attack just today north of Paris
It is alarming how badly France needs fascism right now

>mexican went way too up north

should've stopped once you were starting to see snow, CHI

I fail to see how this proves me wrong Johnny Gonzalez

Canada is actually taking all of our illegal immigrants as refugees now.

>(((Griezmann)))

Shit. Nigger touched me.
But i didn't know peter or yekaterina or another one were georgian.
And what is killer?

georgian is obviously Stalin
Catherine was german and her son (the next tsar) considered himself a son of Stanisław August Poniatowski, the last king of PLC

Killer is Feliks Dzierżyński

>stalin
I knew who you did mean mate. Why did you call stalin the greatest?

because he ensured swathes of land from Korea, through China and entire eastern Europe was under Russian dominion, as well as making the country industrial and nuclear superpower. He was never in any internal danger and was almost always successful

t. commie

stalin was a paranoid fool and was likely poisoned (so much for no internal danger)

He was paranoid, but he also was fucking everyone left and right, especially Germans. The poisoning bit isn't very probable. He was 74 already and he most likely just had a stroke, which his guests intentionally ignored.

how the fuck can you be polish and unironically like stalin?

protip: stalin attacked poland right with hitler and was very happy about it

he only became a "liberator" when the austrian turned on him
stalin also forced communism on your country after WW II (>inb4 you actually are a commie and don't mind that)

>being ruled by a woman

Oh France.

>implying I have to like someone to consider him a good leader
It would be crazy not to consider him one of the most influential people of the twentieth century, even if he was a murderous cunt. Even when dealing with Poland, he was insanly ruthless and efficient (protip: the way you did his dirty work for him in 1944). He played both Churchill and FDR like fiddles, ending up as the biggest victor of WW2. Stop being so emotionally invested in history and you will see that.

>being ruled by a nigger

Oh America.

>nigger

nah, he's just orange

they are homegrown though. They "immigrated" before 1865

orange is the new black m8

Acts like more of a nigger than his predecessor though, that's for sure

>getting firebombed by my grandfather

Oh Germany.

...

>"immigrated"

Oh yeah, you are traitors of the white race, be proud of that.

>being ruled by a globalist

Oh Deutschistan.

Why are you mad?

Oh yeah...

>Bradlel Altidore and friends
You mean PulisGOD, Wood and friends.

NO

kek stupid leafs

butthurt spic used the video before it was allowed

a fucking dago

ITT: faggots, every one of you

Underrated

(((Le Penis)))

>being ruled by a woman

Oh Germanistan

a fucking sandnigger

I take great offense to this ya filthy anti semite

>A bunch of faggots is what you have in French football. There are so many homosexual players there, they always provoke you, they touch your thighs, your bum, to see if you will give some kind of signal. I feel disgusted when a homosexual shares the same shower and stares at one's bum with desire, and even gets emotional when you are naked.
Eduardo Berizzo, Celta Vigo manager.

Why is frog football the football of the fag?

>they choose their presidents

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