Step 1) Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1) Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything
Step 2) Feel better about your own pathetic life

You could always become gay, y'know

You don't become gay

I would die laughing watching OPs tears drench a pillow as he's fucked from behind.

Yes you do. I know guys who got fucked repeatedly against their will and havent been straight since. now they are suicidal and cant even get with a girl because they cant get hard anymore

That sounds simply fabulous.

Well 18 and no chick has ever spoken to me aside from school work I..... I still have time dont I??

OP here. You'll most likely will be fine. Just talk to chicks yourself. Unless you are as big of a sperg as me, you'll eventually click with someone.

Can we get a pic of you?
Also what makes you so virgin protected? Anime? Fetishes? Smell?

>Can we get a pic of you?

Won't post face. But my looks aren't the problem. I'm average but ... well ... average.

>Also what makes you so virgin protected? Anime? Fetishes? Smell?

I'm just a dull, boring person without charisma, personality, humour.

I'm kissless, touchless, seeless, 37 y.o. virgin.
Thank God for that. Pussy costs a lot and for what a wank.

You fucking blind bro?

>27 years old
>virgin
>be around hot chicks all the time
>party on a regular basis
>half black half arabic
>don't look bad, girls are usually into me
>never make a move
>since I was 13 years old every chick assumed I had a huge cock
>cock is average, a little thin
>play vidya, watch anime when not doing drugs with friends
>can socialize
>still looking forward to becoming the most powerful wizard of all time
>don't mind being a virgin

Idk, could be worse.

My babysitter molested the shit out of me and my sister.

Its one thing to be a kissless virgin at 34, its another to earn your redwings when you're 7....

How old was she?

Who the sitter? She was like....late teens.

She only stopped molesting us because she moved to go to college.

Half of Sup Forums is probably masturbating to that.

Considering almost every guy I've ever told has at least jokingly tried to high five me over it, I wouldn't be surprised.

I'm almost sorry. Almost.

Everytime I see this image I feel it necessary to point out that losing your virginity in your mid-20s isn't necessarily bad. There's this dude I know who lost his virginity at like 25 or 26 or something like that, and he's a total poon hound, Despite the late start he's definitely fucked more chicks than I, and he also consistently finds himself in bed with really really attractive chicks despite the fact that he is definitely not what you would consider to be conventionally attractive.

How did that affect your sexual/psychological development. I imagine you didn't just look at it like "yay, I lost my virginity to a hot older woman," as society kind of says you would, but did it scar you or not so much? I'm sorry to hear that happened to you, though.

You can reinvent yourself in college, bro. That's what I did.

OP here. This image is obviously bait.

Anyway, what would you say makes your friend attractive?

22 and still a virgin. At this point I believe procreation isn't for everybody. I believe the gene pool is just thinning us out. I don't give shit though.

Lost virginity at 16, have been in loving relationship with the same girl for 3 years. Almost no effort on my part. Have had a few threesomes with her and one of her friends, too.


hahahahaha fucking betas

I honestly don't know. He is very charismatic, so I imagine that helps, he's probably the second most socially intelligent person I've ever met, also a number of girls he's fucked said the reason was in large part his beard (as he does have a lumberjack level beard). My guess is that it is a combination of those two, plus he is constantly making moves as opposed to me where I wait until I think the girl is interested before making a move (which isn't helped by the fact that I'm oblivious about that stuff).

>He is very charismatic, so I imagine that helps, he's probably the second most socially intelligent person I've ever met, also a number of girls he's fucked said the reason was in large part his beard (as he does have a lumberjack level beard).

So he is the complete opposite of me.

>>it's with a manface wire frame glasses otaku who wears a naruto headband 24/7
>>the friend was a portly cross eyed homeschool hambeast who wears the same mlp shirt every day

So I take it your attractive, but not charismatic? Or is the issue that you don't leap at the opportunities you get (that's my problem,I'm probably on the better side of average in terms of attractiveness and I do well socially, but I just can't read when I have an opportunity.

For any aspiring wizards here, I have a few tips to getting laid. The first is to not worry about your untarnished virginity. Live life freely. Take the punches that life deals you. Girls like a man who can take things seriously, but also know when to be laid back. The second is to start small talk with girls. Try to make it fluid and organic. Cheesy pick up lines may work if they're contextual. Sperging out is completely fine if you can laugh about it the next time you see grill

I wouldn't say I am above-average attractive, but my looks are still a bigger asset than my personality.

I even when looking back, it don't remember a single situation where a girl could have been attracted to me.

Caspian, that you bud? Like my page man! Kthxbye

rent a hooker

22 is nothing bro. You didn't age, you're not even fully grown out.

26 yo Virgin here
It's probably mostly because I have some deep seeded relationship and trust issues. Guess relationships/ sex just isn't for everyone.

Also a have a small dick and cum really quick

How small we talkin here? A little below average or full-blown micropenis?

Was 17 when I lost mine, 27 now and you won't believe the ages of girls that will throw themselves at you.

This dudes right, use your neetcoin for a knock shop

How's your wizard powers? Did it start with cantrips or did you go straight to fireballs ?

t. virgin

4.5 in. So not tiny, but nothing very many people would enjoy. Also looks a bit weird around the head

I didn't get any powers, I'm just a grizzled old ornery hermit

>Was 17 when I lost mine, 27 now and you won't believe the ages of girls that will throw themselves at you.

OP here. Elaborate.

My question for the 30-something virgins is always this:

Why didn't you spend all that time NOT chasing pussy by doing something productive like starting businesses, learning valuable skills, or otherwise increasing your odds of being a rich motherfucker. Surely you knew that all you needed was money to be drowning in pussy, right? If you're a 30-year-old rich dude, your options are probably better than they ever could have been earlier in your life.

So why didn't you use all that time to become a top-notch programmer/hacker or something? You would be indulging your autistic tendencies while still increasing your likelihood of wealth and therefore likelihood of getting laid. Instead, it seems like most of you just stay in the fucking basement. I just don't get it.

>since I was 13 years old every chick assumed I had a huge cock

I first read that as "since I was 13 every chick I assumed had a huge cock." It was a 'wew lad' moment.

I'm to dumb to succeed at something like that. Also money wouldn't help. I have too many deep seeded issues to get laid. I've even had one girls basically throw herlsef at me and I still couldn't do it.

If you present yourself decent and clean-cut while out at a bar/club and refrain from acting like a gorilla, you'll be noticed most of the time and get the conversation started if you have the balls.
Go with friends so it can't be awkward. If they don't understand basic concepts of picking up you'll fail before you start.

But if you don't have the balls.. Straight to the shop for you.

Older guy here. 36.
I don't admit this irl but I didn't actually lose my virginity until I was 27.

If it matters to you then you'll keep working at it. I did. My early 20s were painful but my late 20s and early 30s were amazing.

Just don't give up. When you stop trying to get laid or caring about it then you're as good as done.

Clear as day - they fail at everything they (don't) try.

Is the issue that you don't put yourself out there? If you don't really talk to women, then you'll have less opportunities.

I did the same thing

>refrain from acting like a gorilla
That use of language always gets bitches wet.

While nobody will be in awe with that, you still have something to work with. Just get some practice in. Above all, when it comes to women, communicate. Ask them what they like and don't like.

Not gonna lie, it will be harder with only that much to work with, but it's not impossible. In the beginning, focus solely on pleasing the woman. This will help you build your confidence, and also prevent a woman from being deterred by your size initially. Start with eating them out, don't ask for oral or anything that involves them really seeing it for a while, and just go straight from eating them out to fucking. If they already know you can please them, they won't give a fuck about your size. More guys jerk it to BBC porn and shit like that than girls do. Girls caring that much about cock size is mostly a meme.

OP here. Unless you are one if the few people who are exceptionally talented in a subject like programming, the (social) skills you need to be successful professionally are the same (social) skills that you need to get laid.

But I didn't spend my time in my Mom's basement. I did go to university and completed a PhD, even though I consider that wasted time by now.

I've been thinking lately that maybe the way I speak to girls is my problem. I feel the need to actually explain things I am doing or ask real questions . This makes me sound like neurotic and probably repellent. So the next time I am interaction with one I'm just going to say to myself "l" just want to have fun let's make this interaction fun and forget about sex completely and maybe try to flirt a little. I have yet to try this out though.

explain

>Is the issue that you don't put yourself out there?

I'm an introverted person but no basement dweller. Especially in my university time, I was going out once or twice every week (usually bars, parties, clubs). And even now, I go to bars regularly.

>25
>Every kind of virgin
>Never interacted with a female outside of family or professional context e.g. cashiers, secretaries, etc.
>Decided at 16 I was never going to pursue any sort of physical or romantic relationship
>Almost a decade later still no plans to renege on that decision

tbh I find the concept of physical and emotional intimacy to be deeply uncomfortable and mildly disgusting
I can't imagine why anyone would want to be in a relationship, have sex, and especially procreate

>If you present yourself decent and clean-cut while out at a bar/club and refrain from acting like a gorilla, you'll be noticed most of the time and get the conversation started if you have the balls.

What do you mean by you'll be noticed?

Im a 20 yr old kissless virgin, consider myself a 6-7/10, do i have a chance?

what kind of molesting are we talkin about here?

you, yes you
Greentext that shit

What's the deal with airline food?

In high school, I was pretty introverted and didn't really dress well or take care of my appearance. My clothes looked kind of bad, my hair was long and shaggy, fortunately I did have good hygiene, though. I realized that because I was going out of state to college where I knew nobody whatsoever, I could change myself and introduce everyone to a different me. I got into really good shape over the spring and summer before college, got new clothes and actually cared about my appearance, and became a lot more social, actually going out of my way to talk to people and bond with them. It was scary at first, but after a bit it came naturally. Basically you can become the person you want to be. Anyway, I'm going to bed, have a good night.

I gotcha. I mean in terms of women. You may talk to them and such, but is the issue that you don't be blunt and basically say "I'm interested in you, do you want to go on a date sometime soon?" or something like that? That's what I mean by putting yourself out there. That's my issue, I could certainly date many more women than I have, but I miss out on the signs that they are interested and don't like putting myself out there if I don't know how she feels about me. Anyway, I'm going to go to bed, man, it's about 5:30 am here. Have a good night.

at least i'm not kissless
hehe

> Unless you are one of the few people who are exceptionally talented in a subject like programming

Idk bro. I'm a literal sperg. Got my masters degree in software engineering, and spent 3 years teaching introductory programming classes. I'm pretty convinced all you need to be a better programmer than all the pajeets in the US combined is a little bit of autistic tendency. I'm definitely not the smartest person in the world, but when it comes to determining every requirement an application needs and working out every little detail of that applications functionality, I'm a fucking boss. I honestly attribute most of my abilities in this field to autism.

im a 20yr old, ive had sex with about 8 different girls since 16, consider suicide.

37m here, was kissless wizard until 33. I only got that far because this crazy bitch said she was going to die soon, wanted to feel happiness with me for a little while etc. I wasn't attracted to her but fell for it. I've always been a bit of a sucker I guess. The few sexual experiences I've had since then have been would probably considered sexual assault by most people. Thirsty girls throwing themselves at me, me being too unassertive to stop it.

About me: I would say I'm average looks, but on my good days in my early 20's maybe above average? I wasn't a jock in highschool, but I used to train a bit on my own and would win some stuff at the athletics carnivals, I got onto our school rugby team (Aus fag here), so I actually was friends with lots of the jocks and they'd even invite me to parties. I never went.
I was good at presenting a confident face, talking with these guys but I used to spend my lunch breaks locked in this big, walk-in music wardrobe in the music faculty and play guitar by myself. I never went to a single party in highschool, never went to proms.
I got interest from girls. Sometimes unbelievably attractive considering how ugly I was (I thought), and this continued at uni and into my early 20's, until my work and social life took me away from women.

Here's my answer: I did. I bought my own home at 24, spent my friday nights, weekends working all through my 20's. I was earning $120 - $150k a year at the end of my 20's and now, I won't say this is normal but I've been very lucky to get a contract for only 1 year at $220k. After that it will be back to the $150k range.
I bought my mother cars, give money to my parents and siblings.... at least, while they were younger. I'm the eldest. They're grown up now, my little sister is a psychologist, my little brother is a commercial pilot. Success in the family, I'm the black sheep

Of course you have a chance user. Work on a unique style that suits you. Loose fat, make friends and go out with them, have a decent amount of cash, learn to talk to girls in a group setting and you will be golden. Don't even think about sex as being the end game just know that you want to better yourself for you.

>You may talk to them and such, but is the issue that you don't be blunt and basically say "I'm interested in you, do you want to go on a date sometime soon?" or something like that?

It's not the first sentence I say. But if I meet something I don't know at a bar / party / club, I usually try to ask for a at least the number before the conversation fizzles out. But I was rarely successful with that.

Bullshit

Thanks ill try that

>guys
kek, did you fuck them against their will?

>has sex with one girl
Oi lads look at me

How did you know these women were into you?

I’m 20 years old, unemployed, and can pull girls every night of the week, easiest way is down the club, get drunk to where you can fake confidence usually 8-9 beers for me, usually walk up to a girl dancing ask her for her name, say my name leaning into her personal space abit (loud club an all dat) if she smiles you’re usually good to go, then I say something cheeky like wanna dance? She’ll say yes and i’ll just kiss her, I can usually get the not interested vibe when I ask for her name or ask to dance, takes practice in reading people I guess, usually pull 4-7 girls in a good night sometimes go back to a previous girl. Waste no time and don’t be rapey

Partially because now that I'm old and ugly nothing like it happens any more. Back then I used to think "Oh, she's just being friendly. Hehe! She probably just wants a platonic friendship" .... but ahh, they don't try to hang out with me like that any more!
Look, I can't say for sure except in a few cases, except that girls seemed to want to hang out with me sometimes, back then. I'm not hot and this isn't happening every day, but you know, a couple of times a month at least you make eye contact with some girl on the train and you look away, and then you look back and she looks back and you both act all furtive and she gives you a little smile or even says hi. I used to think it was normal until I got older and women don't do that any more, haha. I went to the gym and stuff back then, now I'm fat.
And finally, I had a few cases that were just overt. In night clubs (only went a few times, dragged out by friends), make eye contact with some girls coming in the door, I go back to my pool game and 10 seconds later feel a brush on my shoulder, the chick has walked over brushed past me in a pretty empty room. I've been grabbed on the ass, I've had a few pretty ugly girls just straight up ask if I'm single, ask if I like them, pester me with stuff like that when I wasn't interested.
Maybe my standards were too high back then but they weren't THAT high. The real problem was I was truly afraid of intimacy, and of anyone getting close enough to me to see my flaws - physical, emotional, personality flaws.

OP here. Nothing like that ever happened to me.

Also, people used to try to set me up, other women straight up told me that some other girl liked me and wanted to set me up.
The way I say it was like it was common. No, in like 7 years it happened 4 times. But it doesn't happen any more.

Set yourself up then, work out, eat a little better, go on dating apps/websites set up some dates and get some practice in

Just go to a hooker, it's just sex, who cares

I'm sorry to hear that man. Sorry for you, and to be honest sorry for myself also because I was a fucking idiot and blew it.
Maybe you've had more attention than you think though? If you're shy and lack confidence you tend not to be scoping out the environment and noticing all these things like someone else might

>Maybe you've had more attention than you think though? If you're shy and lack confidence you tend not to be scoping out the environment and noticing all these things like someone else might

I could have missed a look from across the room. But what you describe was very obvious.

doesn't seem so bad. am 37 too, and my only potential sexual expiriance was when, and I blame you Sup Forums for it, ordered a prostitute home. She came in started wacking me with a belt, after 10 min a huge dude came in, took the money and they both left.

But to be honest I think am in a better, not saying good, situation. My social contacts are limited to my parents, after almost 40 years I kind of a got used to it being so, it must be a lot worse for someone who is out in the world.

Look, that's always good advice man and yes, I should work out again, and eat better. I just have a huge issue around intimacy. I tried OKC a few years ago, I would match with some girls, talk to them, and then when it came time that I should try to meet them, ask them on dates I just deleted my profile and quit the site. Couldn't do it. Doesn't sound rational so it's going to be hard for anyone to understand. I would physically shake at the thought.
I came here to Sup Forums and "practiced" relating to user women in non-platonic ways. Even that was hard. To just say "nice tits" to some girl showing her tits in a tits thread. But that's where I started and ended up meeting like 4 girls on /soc/, including the weirdo pathological liar who ended up taking my virginity. So many moments of physically shaking and feeling sick along the way - when chatting to girls from here, cybering, asking to meet etc.
But I still can't approach women or reciprocate interest IRL. Every IRL sexual experience I've had has basically been sexual assault against me, but to even get into that position (being alone with a girl, sexual vibes, flirtation etc) took a lot of work. And then they just eventually grab you by the cock or just go down on you without even asking and you're not sure if you want it but don't want to make them feel shit by rejecting them....

Has your sex drive abated?

I 100% Respect virgin cock People wish to be you so continue to respect your own cock

Men are incredibly stupid at picking up subtle hints. So there might have been some and you didn't notice. I believe at least half of the hints go unnoticed, conservatively speaking.

No man that’s normal, I was like that when I was inexperienced I’m not expert just an average guy who’s has sex a lot and got through the awkward stage once you learn how to kiss you get a little less anxiety, once you learn to talk with women you get a little less anxiety you just chip away at your giant block of anxiety even now when I meet a new girl I get nervous like I always have but I’m expierenced enough to know she’s nervous too and if I just crack some jokes and keep it light hearted for awhile everything’s gonna go fine, honestly I know you dont wanna hear this but I don’t know you so I got no reason to sugar coat or lie to you, the anxiety around girls only stops after repeated rejects failures meet ups and dates and even then it’s still there just a lot smaller, step out your comfort zone I know it’s easier said then done but you’ll thank yourself for it I can promise you that

Not really.

Then I must've always gone for the wrong girls.

Okay, real fucking question here. Why is losing ones virginity so important? I understand that it is something sought after by 99% of humans, I just don't understand what it so fucking important about it. The fact that you haven't experienced it yet so it is almost like forbidden fruit, or you want what you can't have? Sex is a distraction, and really not worth much in my opinion. Really truly wondering what thoughts you all have on this.

OP's pic has a grammar mistske.

Being this dense, being inexperienced with woman yet being sexually mature enough to lust for them = major anxiety/head fuck.
Are you a girl or just stupid and assume it’s about losing the v-card?
And I’m not even one of the virgins

I think a big part of it is genetically encoded in us.

I've had sex with plenty of women. Masturbation is a lot more pleasurable than sex and less of a pain in the ass than a relationship with like 85% of the women out there tbh.

yeah, I can imagine, training is required with everything. I mean even if some dude was super rich and powerful, but had 0 xp with women, he would have to learn. Although it is easier when they are throwing themselfs at you.

Probably the worse that have it are those dudes that are 3-5. I mean women always pick man up scale, and lets face it a 3-5 woman will not be ok with a 3-5 man. So all that is left are those 0-4, that probably horrible in their own way. So a 3-5 has either work very hard or get really lucky or have some single skill that helps them get up the social ladder. I really don't envy those guys. When your a 1 like me, am reservering the 0 for burn victims etc, life is more or simple. Not saying it is a happy one, because it is not, but you more or less know how it will go down. It the dudes that have the possible options that have it hardest. I mean the difference between ending up with a 4-5, when you maybe had the chance to get a 7, if you worked hard is huge. its like living with drug addict or having a normal family. But lets face it long time happines is not the norm for most of the population. And being in a "happy" state for longer amount of time, actually makes people more stupid.


happens with time man. Plus there is stuff that can help with. For example the weaker you get the lower the sex drive, same with depresion or having diabetes. Those aren't good things to have, but they drop the sex drive better then any medicin.

its not the losing thing that is the important part, but the fact that sex is part of life. you know its like having a job, having a family, doing somethings that is worth doing or helps you do stuff worth doing in the future. And like with all things there are time barriers where it is expected to happen. No cares if you start walking at the age of 4 or 5 months, but if your 2 and your still not walking on your own, you and you parents have a problem.

It is the same thing with sex. You really don't have do it at the age of 12. but if your like 37 going on 38 and there is 0 chance for any sex in the future, well then you have a problem .

Every living thing on this planet is designed from the bottom up to procreate and spread its genes
Not doing that despite being sexually mature means you will be ostracized by your peer group and society in general
On a deeper level it is the individual attempting to come to terms with failing to do literally the only thing nature wants it to do
This can lead to a host of sometimes debilitating mental issues

Of course you also have others that don't care and voluntarily remove themselves from the gene pool, these individuals are not the type to hold virginity in any high regard

Those on boards like these however are often less interested in sex and more lament the fact that by not engaging in social interaction with the opposite sex from and early age they now lack the social skills needed to do well in society or form close interpersonal bonds that would bring them the companionship and emotional intimacy they crave

Ahhh I agree with you on the whole looks thing I’m probably a 7-8 probably more 7 now I’ve gone abit down hill with age kek, but i’ve noticed the scales are different for different countries for instance i’ve been with 10/10 Russian girls and Lithuanian girls (I’m a britbong btw) all because the found my accent exotic ‘ooo you sound like harry styles...James bond...prince (insert English name here)’ so if you are low down on the looks ladder all i’d Suggest is use some of your dollars take a trip to Eastern Europe use your foreign charm and see if you can bang a hot 6-7 or maybe you can think of a similar simplistic sorta plan but I can vouch Eastern Europe is poor and sexy kek

OP here. Fucking brits with their sexy accents.