I'm 13 bro seriously

>i'm 13 bro seriously
why is Hansen vs Predator so shit?
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Because it's fake. Nobody doesn't know who Chris Hansen is anymore.

You wana see this table my daddy made

>just me, my mommy and my daddy

Anyone with Editing experience could cut an episode of this shit within a few hours. why the fuck is post-production taking so long

>tfw I look like a lesser fit version of that dude
>22 years old

>Imagine being pedo, waiting to fuck a supple 13 year old boy
>some disgusting hairy spic walks in
>Can i see some ID?

He looks 30

Fake as shit

link to all the episodes? Not sure if im caught up. I think this one was the last one I saw

>He wants to see ID

13 year old young boy here, lemme just drop off this log in the other room, towel off, and then we can snuggle and drink cheap wine coolers or whatever your kind is into.

el-oh-el guess he was right after all el-oh-el

Maybe he's swedish.

fucking hell i lost my shit

he looks like he's plotting a robbery by gazing into the distance

i wanna fuck the girl decoy and roleplay she's 13

That girl in the middle gonna get raaaped

I can tell he's not looking for entitlements at all he a good boy

This was fucking hilarious. Dude looks 35

>No one won't find out

What did he mean by this?

So basically a young pedophile's dream. Be 22, claim to be 15, fuck 15 year old pussy because you're bigger and stronger than every other guy. And on top of that you get gov assistance and a better place to live.

Gotta respect the con

>Chris Hansen saying "pic"

'member To Catch a Predator

ooh I member To Catch a Predator

That everyone would find out.

They're required by law to give fair warning so that it isn't considered entrapment.

I'm actually amazed how this shit still airs
I'm glad they are out of budget or something so they can't keep making money out of entrapment
>but but it's not entrapment
I hope people mass sue Hansen and his team and they end up spending their lifes in jail, this sickening bullshit is not ethical and should not be allowed

>that woman wearing a bulletproof vest
wtf

When's the next episode?! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS EPISODE 6?

>Can I see your ID?
>I don't have it on me, it's in my mommy's purse
>as if a 13 year old would have an ID anyway

Oh man entrapment is so hilarious huh guys?

Ewww

>Oh sorry, my mommy keeps my ID in her purse. I'm just a baby goo goo gaga.

The flaw being the fact you're fat disgusting and hairy.

Like, have they said anything about the schedule? Do they have a twitter even? What a shitshow.

>Unironically saying 'mommy' and 'daddy'
>Not a huge red flag

Jesus, what a sad sap

>me my mommy and my daddy

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At this point the kid should have wiped that smirk off his face and brought in Hansen

God Sweden is fucked. Every ethnically swedish boy looks like a little fag and half the country will be muslim fairly soon

WHERE IS EPISODE VI?

take a seat and be patient

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right here, senpai

new episode yet?

No.

>tfw Chris is just a slob these days

Wheres the new episode?

Fun fact, that 15 year old kid was actually born and raised in Sweden

In other words, he actually *is* 15 years old.

This week's target lived in virginia, they couldn't get him on camera, so they just reported him for thoughtcrime to the VA state police and got him arrested and sentenced to, roughly, forever in jail.

As the VA statutes are ridiculously harsh.

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>your store gets completely robbed
>have to work at subway thanks to it
>fucks your shit up so much that you want young boipucci

really makes you think

Fuck are you on about? They caught 10 guys, many months ago. Hell I think they were all caught back in 2015 and all this time has been spent editing the footage and looking for somewhere to air it. There was supposed to be an episode every week but there hasn't been one in like 2 or 3 now.

>I hope you get caught and I hope you learn your lesson

Gotta love some sweet sweet irony.

hmmmmmm

This dude thinks hes 100% about to get murdered, hansen is a fucking queergaff rather than a gasp after that

nice proof kiddo

>points to previously broken window
>"its fixed now"
>sign over new window reads: "BREAK FREE OF ANNUAL CONTRACTS"

Nice opportunism guy

didnt catch a predator get cancelled because it was some entrapment bullshit? how did they get the go ahead to do it again?

>didnt catch a predator get cancelled because it was some entrapment bullshit

No, it was canceled because some guy blew his brains out when he got caught.


>how did they get the go ahead to do it again?

Kickstarter.

>major sandwich chain
what is it with pedos and sandwiches?

>that whole video
you cant even make this shit up

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>major sandwich chain

I don't know why this makes me laugh

Jared maybe?

test

Mods are deleting all the good threads and leaving this

Fucking nerds

Maybe, but I think it's the attempt to make "General Manager at a major sandwich chain" sound like he's an executive at some important company rather than just a sandwich maker that makes me laugh.

That was by far the best episode yet.

that split-second you realize your life is over

I think at subway they call the employees ""sandwich artists"" now

Implying you wouldnt rape her

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>Le simpsons reference

Hansen really grilled him. I hope he getd even more vicious.

you dont like classic simpsons? fuck you then

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>his smile and optimism: gone

these people are so fucking stupid god damn.

He's the only one who actually looks fifteen, what the fuck are you all on about?

Where the fuck are the new episodes?

if muslim refugees with beards down to their knees can be considered 12 I don't see why he can't be 13.

There's always some butt blasted faggot that cries that pedophiles are getting what they deserve.

News flash retard, if they didn't go for Hansons Decoy, they'd be going after real fucking kids. Literally no pedophile who would meet a kid in person only does so because the decoy lured them, they go on their own accord

There is no excuse but there is some sort of underlying issue at hand with these people.

Society pushes the idea that pedophilia is bad - this is true, I agree with that. But how they go about sending that message is not the right way. What it does is isolate an already alienated person further away from society causing their problems to manifest and be reluctant to go seek help. Eventually it builds to the point where they are no longer able to function within societies laws because they no longer consider themselves apart of it.

That final push is what tells them to just accept who they are because the alternative is a lifetime of shame and punishment or most of the time - suicide. And so they do it.

Honestly, no one wins in this scenario. Not right now anyway.

Most people are that size at 15, it's the rest of them that look like 11 year olds

Just want to point out that they kid on the far left is actually a boy

God fucking damn it Sweden

>apart of it

I usually don't grammar nazi people, but this literally means the opposite of what you intend

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Are you really surprised?

>i'm chris and i'm thirteen years old
wow, reliance on kickstarter really resulted in some budget cuts, didn't it?

WATCH IT CHRISSY

Hearty filename kek

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Watch it? No way!

what a waste of dubs baka

Desu watashi wa dubso wastu katamari natsumondake

Not slamming the door, biting your cyanide pill like on Antrhopoid and having your family sioux Chris Hansen for every dime he will ever earn.

So, no one else here looked like a white version of that kid at 15? Cool, me neither

>When pre-HVP threads were more active than hiatus threads

Kill, rape, marry