Kenyanb owl

Will they do it?

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Can you give me a quick rundown?

so they're trying to run a marathon under 2hrs?

thats like a 4:50 mile split right?

what the fucking fuck that is insane

no

I seriously hope they die trying it

How many bongs until it starts? Is it gonna be on tv?

>Phil knight bows to kenyans
>in contact with the ghost of Prefontaine
>Possess EPO like abilities
>Control africa with an iron but fair fist
>Own nike & and running shoe companies globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Marathon City will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be kenyan babies
>All three kenyans said to have sub 3 minute mile times, such times on Earth have only existed deep in Area 51
>Ancient mayan scriptures tell of three angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented cardiovascular progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have kenyans inside you right now
>The Kenyans are in regular communication with the archangel Jesse Owens and forwarding the word of Prefontaine to the masses. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Nike (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged Nikes leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Kenyan bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their olympic sprinters with the Kenyans. There’s no olympians in the olympic village, only Ft. Kenya
>The Kenyans are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

2 and a half bings. gonna be livestreamed on runnersworld.com or basically anywhere

Saint Diniz has already blessed them

thanks obama

coming up in one bing

bongs my mistake

>tfw i run a mile on a 13 minute pace

post a damn stream ya cunts

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Nike is streaming it live on their Facebook page starting at 11:15EST, run not starting until 11:45EST.

15 bings lads

JUST

>Kipchoge is the same age as me
>Looks about 30 years older

Glad I only run halfs t b q h.

youtube.com/watch?v=uvhSgxUdsdQ
youtube.com/watch?v=uvhSgxUdsdQ
youtube.com/watch?v=uvhSgxUdsdQ

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Been waiting all day for this desu lads

O/U on deaths?

>you'll never be a world class pacer who helps GOATchoge break the 2

Is this the marathon that will be won in under 2 hours?
t. clueless

not winning anything per say, but attempting to break the 2 hour mark yes.

there's no chance, nike is crazy thinking they have a shot at this

In competitive running, having someone running with you or in front of you to break the win makes a huge difference. Thus in most major races, there are designated "pacemakers" who run with the leaders until they get tired and then drop out.

Most marathons are run where the only pacemakers you can have are ones who start the race, so after 10-12 miles they're all tired and drop out.

This one they're going to be subbing pacemakers in an out so they keep going the desired pace the entire race.

They're also running it on a very flat loop, they have water stations designed so the runners don't have to slow down to get water, and a couple other bells and whistles.

Also they're wearing some special shoes that have extra bounce or something.

Current world record is 2:02:50, they're trying to see if with "perfect conditions" a human can break 2 hours.

4:35 pace actually.

You'll have to watch and see goy, don't forget it was brought to you by Nike, Inc. (NYSE: NKE)! Just do it!

how long is the run?

t. retard

26.2 burgers

26 miles

I want to see what happens but theres no way im going to be able to stay awake watching dudes run for two hours

only thing Tesla's are good for

who will be the first man to racewalk a sub 2 hour marathon? and why is it Diniz?

Thanks Tesla

And Kevin Hart is commentating

>it's a 'they fixed Kevin's audio 20 miles too early' episode

I ran cross country in high school and was distinctly average (18:20 5k)

it pains me to think these guys run 26 miles at A pace faster than I have ever run a mile.

what are the green lasers for?

keeping the formation and distance behind the car

>tfw you ran a sub 5 minute mile in the 10th grade

It's my only achievement.

I know that feel

Could Kipchoge break the 2 if he ran with his arms behind his back like an anime?

I don't think they will do it but it will be vary close. Unless they all puss our mentally

>white boy

ughh, can they not? LITERALLY cultural appropriation before our eyes

Ethiopian falling off the pace and they're not even halfway through.

Down to 2

they are ahead of pace so far. could be done with so few turns, slipstreaming all the way and those illegal meme running shoes.

F

Kipchoge only chance

Tadese gone

Desisa gone

Go Kipchoge go

I still doubt it. 2:01 is the best possible outcome.

How can lightskins even compete?

Light-skinned aryans from east africa are shitting on west african niggers tho???

Gone

Lazy niggers can't even keep the pace

By growing up in a 3rd world country at altitude and walking/running 10 miles to school every day from the age of 5

Kipchoge shits on lightskin niggas

>kevin hart
Jesus Christ this is a meme

Isn't this basically cheating?

>drafting behind the car
cheating desu

It doesn't comply with IAAF rules and regs so it can't result in a WR.

It's an interesting marketing exercise.

>interesting

I'll be the judge of that.

just started watching, what's with the tall white guys who just jumped in

pacers and wind breaks

He's a pacer.

why dont they put ricer spoilers on the car, guaranteed wr there

Why not?
t. retarded

do you guys think they would rather have food instead of all these shoes

i know indiana has a lot of white people but im pretty sure they aren't pacers

This fag literally doesn't know how to pronounce Nike?

>monastic

I do not want to hear this meme one more time from them.

All of the pacers didn't start with the runners

slippy k

Ah, and further, the food and drink and being shuttled to the runners by motorbike.

Essentially, all the extra assistance they're getting means it's not IAAF-compliant

So far

GOOD post

he's back in 7th place? LOL I thought he was supposed to be good.

JUST

>commercial on a live stream

Why are they only talking about him and not the other dudes running with him?

>if you play a video game for 2 hours you'll be exhausted

DOUBT

Mentally exhausted, depending on the intensity of the game.

Retarded comparison though

White guy behind the front group is a big guy

>guy that's getting lapped slows down too much
>tesla auto-pilot slams on the brakes
>pacers slam into it, kipchoge falls over

please

Nevermind, read the thread. Good summation here

18:48 5K checking in. IKTF bro. Love XC though, miss it so much.

I was much better at the 200m and 400m

>+0.05

Go Kipchoge go!

+5sec
It's ogre

J U S T

lmao old fuck

How do you even train for a marathon? Do you run 40km daily? How do you drink water? Do you have to carry a bunch of bottles with you?

kevin hart pls go

>kevin hart

hahaha so funny

>Kevin Hart out of nowhere
Fucking kek what the FUCK why is he a part of this

why are the pacers so far behind the car lads? shouldn't they stay close regardless of how tired kipchoge is

100 push-ups,
100 sit-ups
100 squats
10km running

Every single day

>everyone keeps talking about how history is about to be made
>nobody seems to notice that he's off pace

Really living up to your nation's reputation as fattest country alive.

You get water and shit along the way. You train and take rest days, never quite running 100% until race day.