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Yu Darvish vs. Yovani Gallardo
Rangers (12-17) @ Mariners (13-16)
TEX @ SEA GAME THREAD
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
AYYYYYYYYYY LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
SWEEP 2.0
THE BATTLE FOR .500
>rags
>rags
>rags
if i ever have sex with a woman, and if that ever results in a pregnancy, and if she doesn't abort it, and if it is a boy, i will not ruin that kid's life by making him a mariners fan.
>rags
Lineups
Press F to pay your respects
F
why is mazara is wearing an armband with his name on it?
Because
>rags
It's another "umps give another team a run against the M's via review" episode...
FUCK OFF REVIEWS
RE
Napoli really put his hips into digging in kek
>It's a slow thread episode
Fucking day of mayo
/jean jacket/ power inc
Mariners!
I want to give you a hug.
>rags
ok
i guess
thanks senpai
Fuck the rags and fuck Gomez.
that's a rangers club secret being really good at calling for reviews
There are a lot of cuties at Safeco, especially on weekend nights, desu
They all hang out in the pen and talk throughout the whole game, getting drunk on $12 beers. But they look pretty fucking cute while they're doing it.
when the weather gets better im going to go to more games. id love me a baseball loving gf
Beer at a baseball game is cool but I'm such a lightweight. I usually just stick with the lemonade at Safeco :3
i want to get drunk with safeco cuties
GAAAAAAMEL
Holy fucking Gamel
>that catch
Low effort ballgirl
Gotta get in front of that you piece of shit
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROBINSON
>Poo Darvish
CANO
A
N
O
What the fuck is that buzz saw noise
>rags
LET"S FUCK THE CHICKEN
Ywn hairflip with Cano or Motter
Why live
>They all hang out in the pen and talk throughout the whole game
And all I do is sit there and score the game. Like a fucking sperg nerd.
They'll fuck it up...
Gallardo has been decent desu
you don't know that
move the bases
Fuck Valencia
>danny
>risp
Here comes an M's bullpen implosion to lose the game.
why can't this fucking team hit when Yu is pitching fuck
the 9th worries me these days
Dyson's foot looked awfully close to being out of the box....
should you have to be a good player to wear a single digit or even low number? Dyson seems to suck pretty hard for a guy wearing #1.
now my stream went to shit
he was decent earlier in the season so maybe he turns it around
F, This one really bothers me.
Only 55 posts tonight boys? Have Texas fans already given up or were a lot people out doing stuff on Friday night. If any M's bros are looking for a great Italian place to eat, go to the Brier Pizzaa kitchen by the way.
rzepc's name is a moutheful
it's two shit teams at the moment playing each other even ranger mariner threads years ago were average and it's not like it's a yu vs felix match
Bring Out Dyson
some m's fans could be at the game and its a friday so ranger fans could be doing other things
ZIP CHIN SKI
>14.54 ERA
Oh I am laffin
How was Star Wars night last night? Any cool graphics or people dressed up in interesting costume variations? I went and saw a very early showing of Guardians of the Galaxy 2..
That's nothing "Big Game" James Shields had a 72.00 ERA at one point last year.
"CRUSH IT ROBBIE, CRUSH IT!"
lets get a run in the 8th here m's
MARINERS!
If Dyson is closing tonight you can guarantee a Mariners win.
CRUZ BULLET
Also, I like that Aaron GOATsmith is getting more home game TV time.
i-it won't work tonight
>tfw mariners have worst Seager
What happens when Dyson faces the Seattle MaRISPers
Bring back Fernando Rodney.
Worst Seager is still a good Seager
Please tell me you are joking.
No he is an elite closer.
>tfw WBC broke Diaz
And Felix. And Smyly. Fuck the WBC
reminds me of those Jack Z lineups after that first year
don't let gallos low batting average fool you, he is hitting pretty good right now
>tfw this game goes 18 innings
I don't think I could handle that
...
Well too bad, you're going to 50 innings.
Tuffy Gosewisch is a real name
end it here m's
Don't you already know this game is going to 60 innings. I have the script right here.
>more lucky bullshit
>It's a 15 inning mariners loss episode
we friday night free baseball now
I'm hoping they go off script
It's 1:30 in the morning lol free Saturday baseball.
MEAN JEAN THE HITTING MACHINE
...
do it Seager!
Your powers are useless here
don't end in a risp
pls seags
Way to blow it again Seager. When are you going to pull your head out of your ass? Are you already past your prime?