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RARE PITCHERS WITH FIRST NAMES BEGINNING IN 'Y' EDITION
Yu Darvish vs. Yovani Gallardo
Rangers (12-17) @ Mariners (13-16)

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

AYYYYYYYYYY LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

SWEEP 2.0

THE BATTLE FOR .500

>rags

>rags

>rags

if i ever have sex with a woman, and if that ever results in a pregnancy, and if she doesn't abort it, and if it is a boy, i will not ruin that kid's life by making him a mariners fan.

>rags

Lineups

Press F to pay your respects

F

why is mazara is wearing an armband with his name on it?

Because
>rags

It's another "umps give another team a run against the M's via review" episode...

FUCK OFF REVIEWS
RE

Napoli really put his hips into digging in kek

>It's a slow thread episode
Fucking day of mayo

/jean jacket/ power inc

Mariners!

I want to give you a hug.

>rags

ok
i guess
thanks senpai

Fuck the rags and fuck Gomez.

that's a rangers club secret being really good at calling for reviews

There are a lot of cuties at Safeco, especially on weekend nights, desu

They all hang out in the pen and talk throughout the whole game, getting drunk on $12 beers. But they look pretty fucking cute while they're doing it.

when the weather gets better im going to go to more games. id love me a baseball loving gf

Beer at a baseball game is cool but I'm such a lightweight. I usually just stick with the lemonade at Safeco :3

i want to get drunk with safeco cuties

GAAAAAAMEL

Holy fucking Gamel

>that catch

Low effort ballgirl

Gotta get in front of that you piece of shit

CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROBINSON

>Poo Darvish

CANO
A
N
O

What the fuck is that buzz saw noise

>rags

LET"S FUCK THE CHICKEN

Ywn hairflip with Cano or Motter

Why live

>They all hang out in the pen and talk throughout the whole game

And all I do is sit there and score the game. Like a fucking sperg nerd.

They'll fuck it up...

Gallardo has been decent desu

you don't know that

move the bases

Fuck Valencia

>danny

>risp

Here comes an M's bullpen implosion to lose the game.

why can't this fucking team hit when Yu is pitching fuck

the 9th worries me these days

Dyson's foot looked awfully close to being out of the box....

should you have to be a good player to wear a single digit or even low number? Dyson seems to suck pretty hard for a guy wearing #1.

now my stream went to shit

he was decent earlier in the season so maybe he turns it around

F, This one really bothers me.

Only 55 posts tonight boys? Have Texas fans already given up or were a lot people out doing stuff on Friday night. If any M's bros are looking for a great Italian place to eat, go to the Brier Pizzaa kitchen by the way.

rzepc's name is a moutheful

it's two shit teams at the moment playing each other even ranger mariner threads years ago were average and it's not like it's a yu vs felix match

Bring Out Dyson

some m's fans could be at the game and its a friday so ranger fans could be doing other things

ZIP CHIN SKI

>14.54 ERA
Oh I am laffin

How was Star Wars night last night? Any cool graphics or people dressed up in interesting costume variations? I went and saw a very early showing of Guardians of the Galaxy 2..

That's nothing "Big Game" James Shields had a 72.00 ERA at one point last year.

"CRUSH IT ROBBIE, CRUSH IT!"

lets get a run in the 8th here m's

MARINERS!

If Dyson is closing tonight you can guarantee a Mariners win.

CRUZ BULLET

Also, I like that Aaron GOATsmith is getting more home game TV time.

i-it won't work tonight

>tfw mariners have worst Seager

What happens when Dyson faces the Seattle MaRISPers

Bring back Fernando Rodney.

Worst Seager is still a good Seager

Please tell me you are joking.

No he is an elite closer.

>tfw WBC broke Diaz

And Felix. And Smyly. Fuck the WBC

reminds me of those Jack Z lineups after that first year

don't let gallos low batting average fool you, he is hitting pretty good right now

>tfw this game goes 18 innings

I don't think I could handle that

...

Well too bad, you're going to 50 innings.

Tuffy Gosewisch is a real name

end it here m's

Don't you already know this game is going to 60 innings. I have the script right here.

>more lucky bullshit

>It's a 15 inning mariners loss episode

we friday night free baseball now

I'm hoping they go off script

It's 1:30 in the morning lol free Saturday baseball.

MEAN JEAN THE HITTING MACHINE

...

do it Seager!

Your powers are useless here

don't end in a risp

pls seags

Way to blow it again Seager. When are you going to pull your head out of your ass? Are you already past your prime?