Chelsea Thread

Sixth league title edition

Literally /ourguys/:
>blue, best colour
>eternally cuck Liverslip (in particular Gerrard), Spuds, Areshit, Poonited and even Farca
>helped Lester win the league
>most Sup Forums Premier League club
>racist captain and fans
>owner is a based Russian lad who is mates with /ourguy/ Putin
>comfy ground
>only team to not change their social media logos to a rainbow during gay pride
>play with incredible spirit and passion (see 2012 CL victory)
>enemies of UEFA and FA so they must be doing something right
>redditors and normies get triggered by their style of football
>Zola

>eternally cuck liverpool

Did you start watching football in 2012?

worried about losing azpi lads

>muh no goal

Friendly reminder that it would have been a penalty and Cech would have walked otherwise

>most Sup Forums Premier League club
>>racist captain and fans
Then they are not /ourguys/

>Normie League customers think they have a pol club
>owned by a jew

>tfw just as Sup Forums as Chelsea yet support Liverpool cuz childhood team and used to be a liberal

wut do

liverpool is a white city, london is not.

Where? Barcelona doesn't like defensive fullbacks.

It's 2-2 as far as CL knockout ties go. Chelsea cuck Liverpool in the league consistently.

Would have been a pen but no chance of a red, two players on the line

>bindippers
>white
top cake

>/ourguys/

But nobody likes Chelsea.

2-2 is in no way eternal cucking

rasheed

>Liverslip

slippy t is the original slippy g

i like chelsea

One Di Matteo

t. butthurt Spurs customer

I specified league cucking. Cups too, 2005 and 2012 LC and FAC finals respectively.

JT's slip was redeemed though. Admittedly I used to have nightmares about his slip for years, but winning the CL in 2012 shook off those demons. The glory of Slippy G is that he will never have his redemption and that Liverslip will never win the Prem

ITT: sad losers who attached themselves to a plastic, superficial money club who buys success

Why was pre-Abramovich Chelsea so damn comfy?

Arsenal 2003/04 were invincib-

Every club in England is a plastic, superficial money club. We sold our soul in 1992, you can dress it up however you like but Abramovich owning Chelsea is no different to the Glazers owning Utd, The Fenway Group owning Liverpool or Kroenke owning Arsenal. We are all just customers who buy our ticket, watch the match and then go home.

>He doesn't like Chelsea

Second most hated club in the country to Liverpool.

Hated by normies and redditors. They are /ourguys/.

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>Liverpool

It's really not United?

if you think liverpool fans are bad now, imagine them when they dominated football in the 70s/80s

>owner is a based Russian lad who is mates with /ourguy/ Putin
are you on the right board?

>Most Sup Forums club

That would make them /polguys/, not /ourguys/

They are

what is wrong with liverpool fans

gen curious

>ANYONE who supports ANY of the 'big 4' who actually believes their bandwagon team are in ANY way the good guys or /our guys/

This is what delusion looks like folks.

>54 comes before 1
britbong math everyone

>scouse not english

sums it up

I've always liked Chelsea.

The area where Chelsea is from is a rich white neigborhood.

I like Chelsea the most in the prem and I am fairly liberal. Who gives a shit about politics, it's just a game.

We MUST stick together

Congrats on the sixth. You are the Brazilians of the PL. How's the stadium coming? I heard they were going to delay it till 2021 or some shit.

How do you guys think this Chelsea side will cope in Europe next season?

I obviously think they'll do well up until they face one of the giants, quarters or semis?

Looking forward to Kante vs Thiago or Kroos/Modric.

How was 1992 selling our soul?

Not him but that's when the PL was founded, and it was done so to make English football a marketable global brand with broadcasters.

yes delayed until 2019-2020 I think, probably will play at Wembley whilst its being renovated

I know what it was, just don't see how it's selling our soul.

>marketable global brand
Really? Global? Think the clubs just wanted that the money from the domestic markets.

Hammersmith and Fulham (where Chelsea is located) is only 68% white. That's the same as Islington (where Arsenal is located).

he's right about it being rich though

stamford bridge is surrounded by streets of the most expensive houses in london

Yes but one is filled with rich people and then other one with the middle income plebian socialists.

>most Sup Forums Premier League club
Ah yes, the club who's best squad is full of nignogs truly is Sup Forums

Chelsea hasn't been a racist club for years now, it's a plastic shell of its former self.

>only team to not change their social media logos to a rainbow during gay pride
Your club panders to all your muslim customers on facebook even more than Qatarlona/Halal. Congrats, kek.

All big English clubs are a plastic shell

They will reach Arsenal's number of titles in a decade

>tfw started supporting chelsea at just the right time to see chelsea win every trophy they compete for

feels good man

Yes, what's your point?

Lmao literally this. Only club that is betraying western society for subhuman from the east (Russians and shitskins)

alri, gay boy
just dont forget to get checked for hiv from all that bumfucking

>Literally Chris Sutton's only goal for Chelsea in 28 appearances

Check all the posts on facebook, Rasheed. Hover over the thumbs down and see all your mudslime brothers voice their displeasure.

ZOLA?!
hahaha, gianfranco was/is the man!

ahaha calm down man

Honestly dont care about the Rasheeds and Mohammeds "supporting" us, all they do is give our club money.

They will never be real fans, they will never be seen as blues, so whats the big deal?

rockbottom when the white guy is the odd one out

>so whats the big deal?
Your club actually taking actions to please them. I say 'your' club but if Chelsea is more interested in appealing to the middle east/Africans than their local support then that would be incorrect. Today it's not being able to acknowledge fags because it upsets mudslimes, tomorrow it could be changing your badge/kit/whatever like Madrid, next month who knows what dance you will need to jig.

>mfw Chelsea have won the league just the same amount of times as they've been relegated
>mfw they say they're a big club 'cas they've won the European Cup the same amount of times as Aston Villa but one less than Nottingham Forest

Chelsea was literally an african club with Ancelotti. Which I was fine with because it was so damn good.

>yfw when no one gives a fuck except for you

Zola!

>all nogs in team doing the dirtywork
>eternally cucked liverpoo

>Your club actually taking actions to please them
Like what? You actually think ignoring the gays was done to please a couple pakis? How deluded are you? I know it hurts that we've got this season in the bag, but there is no need to make things up.

As long as there are no Rasheeds in our pubs and parties, they're free to spend money for us.

Chelsea can fuck off but Zola was a fantastic player

yeyeye

Remember that time Chelsea fielded Kalou, Bertrand, Bosingwa and Mikel in a CL-final and they won?

ABSOLUTE MADMEN.

>Treated like shit by the rest of the country
>Tory governments constantly give us the harshest cuts
>People spent decades ripping us about the fact that many were in poverty on Merseyside
>People still push the "hurr durr scouse scum! thieves!" bullshit

>OMG WHY DO YOU SAY YOU DISLIKE BEING ENGLISH? VICTIM COMPLEX SCOUSERS LUL XDD

this is why nobody likes you

And that's why we don't like you either you tory cunts

Every club's social media panders to third worlders, they're the only people autistic enough to think that the players and manager are actually reading the comments. You never see English people commenting on the facebook of a team because we know it's being run by some student intern.

yes

thats why we like them

Lelverpool be like "are year lads" for the last 25 years kek

Meanwhile based Chelsea win 5 titles in little than ten years.

no liverpool fans say "this is out year", it's literally just reatarded manc fans spouting it.

>we're gona win the league
>we're gona win the league
>we're gona win the league
>we're gona win the league
>we're gona win the league

this, scouse victim complex is insufferable

It's just bants lad

I quite like Chelsea. they have transcended from plastic with their constant show of spirit, strength, ability and legends.

>be socialist
>why are we in poverty boo hoo

>YFW Chelsea will probably win 19 league titles before Liverpoo will.

barca would try to play him at cb in a 4 man line

nah.. all rumors right now are bullshit as there isn´t a manager right now

all hail roman's cesar

>most Sup Forums Premier League club
>racist captain and fans
>owner is a based Russian lad who is mates with /ourguy/ Putin

jeepers creepers

>Sixth league title edition

How cute.

t. Rajesh

How did you became fan of this beautiful team, lads??

I was eleven and I remember that I started to support them just because I liked their football kit (same colors as the colors of the flag of my cunt), this was one year before Mou joined Chelsea.

Exactly, their players have always showed passion, that's pretty much how they became CL champions. People that call Chelsea a plastic club are just retards.

Just started watching them because a lot of my friends at school liked them. It was between Chelsea or Arsenal, or West Ham if you aspiration in life was to take over the family plumbing firm.

So many possibilities, there is Tottenham, too.

Must feel nice to be a home fan of competent teams meanwhile here in my country our teams are only there to laundry the money of our corrupt politicians. Feels bad.

I don't think there were any Spurs fans at my school, I don't know any Jewish people either, I live south of the river, everyone would use the word Jewish as an insult.

>only team to not change their social media logos to a rainbow during gay pride
this

What does everyone think of the supposedly leaked new kit? It's rarely ever wrong if it's posted on footyheadlines.

Would be great if Yokohoma dropped the red Y from their logo on the shirt.

>that chelsea feel

I always followed INT ball but thought that club footy was gay because all the kids in my middle school would wank over Thierry Henry and Arsenal. Well I watched an early 2005 summer preview of the 2006 world cup and found out that Drogba, Essien, and Lampard were all on the same club team. The team has rarely let me down since

Fuck off cuck

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