Star Wars Christmas Special (1978)

Friendly reminder that this happened and it's cannon.

We don't talk about this user...

long before diversity quotas

>that 15 minute long segment with nothing but Wookie speak
>that rock band video

Good stuff.

not nearly as good as Waterworld on virtual boy

>pre-Indiana Jones Lucas
>still a genius
>makes this
How...?

Lucas was always shit user. If it wasnt for his wife editing, the ot would have been just as bad as the pt.

you're forgetting the virtual reality porn

His wife only worked on 4 and he fired the old editor

I don't think he had much to do with it.

Marcia Lucas worked on all three OT movies

>virtual reality porn
I definitely forgot that. Probably like the THX1138 porn.

and what about chewie's wife watching a cooking show hosted by Harvey korman in alien drag or bea arthur leading the mos eisley bar in a sing song?

There needs to be a new one.

tfw I said the scene with the child wookee was a down-syndrome autistic.

and got shot down by PC police.

It was the only way to make it remotely fun..
fucking fun police.

>Christmas Special
It's not called that retard, your image even has "Holiday Special" in the title. It came out on Thanksgiving.

although it should be called the 'life day' special

Ewwww remember when that alien sucked a big space dick? Me neither.

> it's cannon

explains why it bombed

And with that, it's indisputably the best Star Wars video/film in existence, folks.

this is the only thing that could have redeemed it

The network just paid George for the rights. He is free of this sin.

Carrie Fisher said she doesn't remember making this special. Who would have thought?

She was methhead acting

>*mr. towley voice* "im so fucking high right now you guys"