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he likes the green tea
it's funny

the list grows

reddit peaks posting is the worst gimmick.

t. person with really bad gimmicks.

I like the SB poster. He's a nice guy.

What list, I wanna see it

ahh

I have the best gimmick

>twin peaks?
>not a fan

Going to find work in portland

if you watch twin peaks you should be put to death

My stalker posting is the best gimmick in /cum/ desu. It might even be better than milk posting.

Only if you tell me your height and weight.

the streets are littered with grad students that look like homeless
how do you think you'll get work

6'0
185

>tfw just turned 18
I can finally legitimately browse Sup Forums and legally show my boypussy!

there is in my field

Chink Moot needs to cuck all those kids just turning 18 by changing the legal age of Sup Forums to 21.

5'11
156
(Don't bully me)

>if you watch twin peaks you should be put to death

>mfw parents are hardcore atheists
>both went to uc berkeley in the 70s
>raised non-religious
>have been quietly obsessed with Christianity (partially Catholicism) for years

Thinking about telling my parents I'm going to see a movie and getting baptized instead, 2bh

alright, bud, you're legally here
but by now you should know that no one respects anyone under 22 here, so you're gonna have to keep faking

>5'11

is there any activity more prole than discussing television?

here it is

Catholicism isn't that great and is probably the least Christian version of Christianity

t.ex-Catholic

pretending to be a muslim jihadist

Hey, there are two guys who are my height and weight
We should meet up

your dad sounds like he was coding spongebob playing with his dick and your mom was on chad's dick when they were younger

whew glad i uninstalled redditflags
wouldn't be the fattest guy around

>jihadist
do you even know who Hezbollah is?

if you are going to be Christian the only acceptable choices are Catholicism and Methodism

I'm also quite fond of southern Christianity. But Catholicism has a lot of fascinating history

Have any of you watched Pawn Star?

I know you do.

Remember how Rick is supposed to be an "intellectual" on everything, Rick this guy that looks like everytime he visits L.A. he takes a pic on the US Route 66 sign, that looks like he thinks BBQ ribs are fine cuisine is always talking about his love of weird Czech Writers or how he is a history buff because he reads wikipedia.

Thats how i imagine everyone of you fuckers that try to be intellectual on Sup Forums, specially if you have a flag, american intellectuals if you will.

BBQ ribs are fine cuisine and I love Czech writers.

Hezbollah are heretics and the Euphrates will run red with their blood, takbir

man I wanna fight for Austria now

Why would you adopt watered down version of Christianity when Orthodoxy is the way to go

if by fascinating you mean the great apostasy then yeah I reckon you're right

there are two guys taller than me. I am sad

i like this music

youtube.com/watch?v=C6O1FgvTuAQ

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>army with 100 languages
Then they wondered why they are so shit at organization the whole war.

think a friend of mine might be a furry

>not supporting based poland
youtube.com/watch?v=40hhc0cjYyg

My driver's license says I'm 6'0 and I tell people I'm 6'0 even though I'm like 5'11.4. Will I go to Hell?

School in a bit

the Salafis will burn eternally and Allah will reward the Shia infinitely for removing them from his creation

There comes a time when a man has to put his own dog down

This might be one of those times user

hopefully

they were too ahead for their time
if only that dude didn't get killed off they might've federalized and saved the empire

there are manlets on /cum/ RIGHT NOW

27 today. Still a gfless virgin. It physically hurts at this point. I remember being 21 and laughing it off. Haha surely I'll get my life on track soon i thought. At this point my luck is up.

lying is a sin
only God knows if you will go to Hell

Well they do make it specifically for pacifying the proles in the novel

>preferring southern baptists to Catholicism
Kys my dude

>tfw 6'1" manlet

we are the same height and weight

im 6'3

Fuck a hooker

What is this. Am i missing some irc chat or something

...

*blocks your path*

3 years til wizard

Just use Tinder. Ugly girls are desperate too.

>some modern shit
irrelevant

need to lose weight myself

idk how can anyone on /cum/ can post without extraflags.

Nationalism was too hot, wouldn't have worked with the non-German non-Hungarian ethnics.

Tinder is probably the absolute worst way to try to get laid unless you're chad thundercock and dont have trouble pulling irl

this. hold onto it until you get your powers

This just seems like it would be humiliating

Don't be sad if you are a manlet
Be sad if your weight to height ratio is disproportional

I'm looking at you California poster, you limp wristed faggot

Why?

I know a couple girls who would fit right in to that photo
>1576
>don't own all of northern Italy yet
>no manpower
>negative legitimacy
>58 ducats
What are you doing, user?

I could beat all of you up. 5'10" 205lbs
My pecks probably weigh more than some of you.

>tfw he'll never be able to connect all my posts
r*dditflags btfo

really like the new muse song

youtube.com/watch?v=Bkra6xKs1kc


This show is so fucking good. Pure kino

i have an average body except for my perfect height

ok everyone. should I watch tv while shitposting and looking at cars on craigslist that I can't but or play video games?

me too...

Which games?

Very good post.

You are the best poster in this thread.

who?

Thanks, bud.

*snipes you*

it wasnt a blogpost, it was an answer to something

Paying to lose virginity

it would have been better as a blogpost

dID YOU guYs Know all of you proNounce Texas wrong?

It should be teh-has

well I stopped playing overwatch a long time ago but I'm trying to get back into it. I also could play My summer car or blackwake
>best poster
>wants to get his ass clacked by a dutch girl's foot

Do you want to be a wizard or not

is that coppercab

what dutch girl?

We pronounce Texas right. You pronounce it wrong.

I'm not a Chad and I've gotten laid thanks to Tinder. You just need to have realistic standards.

Tecksas

Congrats ig
I swipe right on literally everything but it doesnt work out too well since you're always one swipe away from Chad Thundercock

I remember why i dislike POrtland now

tinderposting

I want to have sex

Get the Wizard achievement first, then have sex.

At least I stopped posting screenshots
I'll probably stop it again since I met a girl and will probably be uninstalling tinder