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I used to make lunch for the IRA.
>be me
>7-8 years old
>living in Belfast, Northern Ireland in 1987
>heading to school in the morning by myself (ma was working)
>walk past a man with a green beret with a flower pin in it (worn by the IRA)
>man stops me, asks my name
tell him my name (Irish name, Catholic name)
>man asks me what church i go to
probably knew i wouldn't understand the whole catholic protestant thing at that age.
>'It's the one just down there mister' pointing to the catholic church about half a km down the road
>"ah right" he knows i'm not a prod.
>"what's that you have there?"
pointing to my lunch bag
>'that's my lunch sir'
"mind if i have a look?" he asks
>yeah, go ahead, handing the box over.
>opens up the box, takes out the sandwhich
'what's in this?
"ham and cheese sir"
mind if i have some?
>mammy taught me to be a good little catholic and share
>'yeah, go ahead.'
takes the sandwhich, wishes me well at school and that's that.
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what a fuckin white skin nigger.
stole lunch from a kid.
fuck the IRA, bunch of cocksuckers
Any idea how he would have reacted if were prot and he found out?
Needs more Brit killing
fucker steals your sandwich you find him and beat his ass user
Cont.
>Head home at the end of the day
>tell mammy about 'the man on the corner'
>she asks if he was homeless
>i don't know what homeless means because 8 year old retard.
>she asks what he's wearing, i described him (basically what's in OP pic just no balaclava
>"right"
>"I hnow him, he's a friend of mine" she was lying, she just liked the RA and thought they were the freedom fighters.
>"tell you what, i'll make you 2 lunches tomorrow, you give him the other one tomorrow.
going to school the next day with 2 lunches.
>meet the RA fighter
>give him the lunch, sit and talk for a bit
>ask if he's homeless which recieves a good kek from him.
>he tells me he's waighting to fight the army if they come over here.
>tell him "oh, so you're a soldier!"
>he says he is, and that i can be one too if i like
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>he tells me to tell him if i see any army vans in the area.
>i think in total i told him of 3 i saw
>he thanks me, i head to school
tbh i could have been shot, the IRA didn't take any shit in those days, a prod in my area wouldn't have went down well
Chekd. Hurry up and continue.
2/10 a good story needs sex
cont.
for the next few weeks i got 2 lunches and brought them to the man, untill after a while it became a full blown checkpoint, made lunch for a few more days, then there was a police shootout one night and the checkpoint was gone the next day.
never knew what happened to the man or his friends.
it's just a short little thing i was thinking about when i was in belfast earlier today, went down my old road and my ma brought it up, i'd completly forgotten. anyone else got any RA stories they want to share?
5/5 waiting for cont. when you join the IRA
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE
> green beret with a flower pin in it (worn by the IRA)
WOT.......1) they wear Balaclavas you fooken cunt
>half a km down the road
500m .....who says half a km ...you MUST be American
Reminder, the IRA were communist, ergo atheist.
ah yes the common falls road yank, eat a dick user.
fun fact, they also wore berets. i know this because He wAs WeArInG oNe FuCkNuGgEt.
TY for that ham and cheese, boyo !
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Cont.
>Open the
>Get on the floor
>IRA walk the dinosaur
he fuckin needeed one mr hungry
God fucking damn it